This uniquely awful performance was recorded live at Le Café d'Elbow. Of particular note is that the horror continues for 8 minutes.

Lovers of truly bad things will be pleased to know this is the most melodic track the band has recorded thus far.

The Jazz Of Infinite Tedium

This comprehensively sickening series of noises is brought to you with the intention of proving there are worse things in life than weapons of mass destruction.

Lovers of sonic masochism will be delighted to know there is far worse still to come...

The Vibraphone Of Eternal Jazz Bliss

This foul assortment of sonic spasms (recorded at Café D'Elbow) is the last warning shot fired across your bow. From here on in, the music will be even worse.

Lovers of truly agonising aural experiences will be ecstatic to know that next time, melody will almost utterly forsaken...

The Rolling Jazz Hills Of Home

Mme. Morag L'Elbow - MultiMorag synthesiser
M. Clement L'Elbow - Guitar
Mme. Parapluie - Piano
M. Lafayette - Bass
Jean-Paul/Claudette - Drums

The Worst Jazz Band in the World