This was something i did alone one day and thinking about a detective in the future, a hard drinking, dope smoking, ladies man from the wrong side of the Spaceport, always in trouble with his superiors, one foot in the grave, one foot on the unemployment line... You can hear towards the end the frequent, lonely call over the airwaves from the dispatcher, wondering where Detective Nebula could be... with a space hooker? In a futuristic dope den? ... Dead?  We will never know....

DETECTIVE NEBULA

This is an instrumental thing i did, and it's just an electric guitar with a few effects, and the song was improvised in one take, then i put a second guitar track with it. Maybe there were three trax, i don't remember

TASCAM DR-05

Walking around

This is the first release from our soon to be released third album

Empty Mountain

I have no rights to this amazing song from David Bowie.  Thanks to kerri for backvocals and two wooden clacker sticks... ?  :)

THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

This is a song from The Zero Men album "Scales", due out soon.

Scales

SLOWING DOWN

This is a cool tune. From our album "Scales" to be released soon.

Coffee In Your Face

Another song from our third album "Scales".  Very romantic song.

Every Morning

Lyrics courtesy of Bradley Holden..... whereabouts-  unknown...  <> Like loud, hard, dumb rock?   This is from the upcoming album "Scales".  It was done entirely on the Loop Station mobile recording pedal.

KILL THE PAIN

The title pretty much says it all.  Portland is a special place.

GOING BACK TO PORTLAND

I don't own any rights to this Rutles classic,... but the late great Neil Innes (Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band,. Death Cab For Cutie)does.  I'm sitting around with my favorite girl doing the social distancing thing which, for me, means business as usual... a little tougher for Jessie, but.. and i keep hearing the line "keep yourself clean.. or be a has-been.. like a dinosaur", so i put this cover song down as a tribute to all who are experiencing a splendid isolation.... wash those hands!!  stay healthy and safe, y'all!  And i heard great sex also helps keep the virus away... as long as your partner doesn't have it i guess  :)

Cheese And Onions

We do not own any rights to this song.  A cover of Bowie's amazing "Heroes" from his 'Berlin Phase' in July 1977. This was just Jimmy and I at the rehearsal room we called 'The Cage'.  I had pre-recorded one guitar part and played it back with the Loop Station pedal while we played along with it, me doing a second guitar to go with it while I also did vocals, Jimmy on drums.  I recall it was a 6 or 7pm thing that was unusual because we usually didn't get wound up until about midnight.  I had the pre-recorded track on the pedal and couldn't use the pedal for anything else until i erased what i had on it, so i was in a hurry to do the song so i could erase the guitar part from the pedal and use it again for other things.  I remember it being an emotional song to do.  I got very angrily defiant with bursting Love for a girl i knew i was splitting up with, which is how i always felt when i heard Bowie doing it.  It is so helpful to become emotionally involved with something you're singing, putting your own thoughts and situation into the lyrics, which nobody can know you're doing, but when you feel yourself and your own story in a song, whether it's your song or doing a cover of someone else's song, it gives your performance a powerful burst that often overrides technical glitches, because the feeling you're getting across is so real, people can sense that and don't even notice the errors.  Why am i still typing.  Shut up, Johnny.  Now i'm typing to myself.  Hello?  test... 2... 3   I need help... :)

HEROES

Between Us

A Day In The Life- Bertha Iniguez

This was just a thought about what it would sound like inside your head if you were trapped in a submarine that was on a one way trip to your last gasping breath.  Bon Voyage....

Sounds Internal And External When Drowning In A Modern Submarine

This is something i did by myself, just thinking about Viking warrior hordes of the ruling faction coming to a village in their area to exact punishment, inflict pain, and do as they please..

INFLICT

This track is cool as hell! The 2nd single from Tale of Hearts, which is Kara Fakaara and myself, (Johnny Iverson)and hope you enjoy **friggin'** to it as much as we **frigged** makin' it!... Johnny              We don't have our own page yet (poop!) so we'll just use Johnny's Zero Men page, but they had nothing to do with this song!! :)  except the cute one i guess... LOVE YOU MAMA@ ... Kara

She Lost You

Thanks to our friends at Radio Sweden for putting our song in rotation covering most of Europe.

The Zero Men-She Lost You. (1)

The Zero Men are a progressive rock band currently roaming the U.S. ... whereabouts unknown 

The Zero Men

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