Lyrics:

Blah blah blablah.

Wanna join me, come and play.
But I might shoot you, in your face.
Bombs and bullets will, do the trick.
What we need here, is a little bit of panic!

Do you ever wanna catch me?
Right now I'm feeling ignored!
So can you try a little harder?
I'm really getting bored!

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes, 
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed!

So much better, so much fun.
Let's start from scratch and, blow up the sun!

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes, 
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed!

Come on!
Come on!
And get jinxed!

Video clip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTF6VDDpGQ4

GetJinxed [HQ]

Deadpool Game Ending Credits & Theme Song

Lyrics:

MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
The MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle’s on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle’s got a smile sweet as pie flavored pie.
Skater kid tells the cop “You can’t tell me what to do!”
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.

MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
The MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
Whoooo ohhh

Mine Turtle’s travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!

“Throoooww the cheeeese!”

He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, “What kind of animal are you?”
“Technically I’m a tortoise.”

“I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!”

MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE – whooo ohhhhh!~

Listen up, I’ll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, “Drunk science!”, then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world’s first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.

“LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A NOSE!”

“Wait, no he doesn’t..”

MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
The MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE
The MINE TURTLE

MineTurtle Asdfmovie song - TomSka

Lyrics :

Oh my goodness, oh my damn
Oh my goodness- they goin H.A.M.

This is how bacon is supposed to be
The fries, they blend so perfectly
The cheese up in here is goin H.A.M.
Dayum, dayum, DAYUM

I wish you could smell what i'm smellin
Mm, mm, mm
You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man
Dayum, dayum

DAYUM, crispety crunch
DAYUM, look at the bacon
DAYUM, get yourself that double cheeseburger
Dayum, dayum

DAYUM, ghetto grocery bag
DAYUM, the cheese is oozin
DAYUM, let's do this
Dayum, dayum, DAYUM

Do you wanna know the difference
Between a weak burger
And a burger that has strength
A burger that has strength

A weak burger you can chew and still talk
A burger with strength you chew
The meat just absorbs all the space
And all the air possible all in your throat
To the point that if you wanted to start talkin
Nothin but mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm
Is comin out
Word

Skimmalarinky dinky dink
Skimmmalarinky doo
I love you
Oh my damn

OH MY DAYUM!

Lyrics:

She's such a misfit, always ready to brawl
It's like her business, roughing up your friends as the law
There is no difference if you believe you're strong
She's a bulldozer making sure you're flat on the ground

She's like a boomerang that never gives up
She flies in circles till she hits you and you're biting the dust
So just remember this, when she's chasing you down
Face first you'll be thrown onto the proving grounds
She'll knock you out

Have you ever really wanted to be a total rebel flipping tables on the enemy?
Did you ever try to further improve how fast you punch people through the roof?
Was there ever any certain time when you thought brute force and style combine well?
I guess now's time to shine cause finally she's here. Here comes Vi

And as a matter of fact, the best bet one has is to quickly react 
to the first attack that's aiming for the bones
cause she'll never pull back and just risk it.

Have you ever really wanted to be a total rebel flipping tables on the enemy?
Did you ever try to further improve how fast you punch people through the roof?
Was there ever any certain time when you thought brute force and style combine well?
I guess now's time to shine cause finally she's here. Here comes Vi

Here Comes Vi - Nicki Taylor (League of Legends Vi Song) [HQ]

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?
He's pretty cool, but I think there's something wrong with him
I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says is "I like trains."

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

From birth the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word
Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard
But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name
All he did was smile as he said "I like trains."

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help
The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt
He stared at the doctor with a little creepy smile
And the I Like Trains kid said:

"I feel great!"

He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife
As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows
He put a ring on her finger, and he said:

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

Got bad grades? I like trains!
Awkward date? I like trains!
Don't like trains? ...

I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
Oh-oh-oh

I like trains Asdfmovie song - TomSka

Audiomachine - Age Of Dragons (The Desolation Of Smaug -Trailer Music) [HQ]

LYRICS :

Everybody do the flop!

The do the flop guy liked to dance all the time
But he couldn't do it right no matter how hard he tried
He had two left feet from an accident at birth
And every time he danced he always flopped face first
But then one day as he jumped in the air
Everybody turned and looked and they pointed and they stared
He had a bright idea right before he hit the floor
He shouted "everybody do the flop": a new dance craze was born

Do do do the flop
Do do do the flop
Everybody do the flop x2

The do the flop guy was a viral sensation
Everybody did the flop all across the whole nation
He was front page news, with his new dance move
Everyone wanted to be in his new dance crew
But then one day, things started going wrong
When a flop concert was interrupted by a bomb (hello!)
He said please stop, but no matter what he tried
There was no stopping now for the do the flop guy

(Chorus)

The do the flop guy had to start a new trend
Cuz the flop might the whole cause the whole world to end
He had stop people from flopping on their faces
He tried to invent a new dance sensation

Everybody do the don't fall down
Everybody do the stay in place
Everybody do the standing up
Everybody don't do the flop

Everybody do the don't fall down
[Keep your feet on the ground]
Everybody do the stay in place
[Please don't break your face]
Everybody do the standing up
[Don't even put your hands up]
Everybody don't do the flop

The do the flop guy couldn't make them all stop
They didn't like the new moves as much as the flop
They tuned him out, and they all turned their backs
Yeah they left him behind.102 and they called him a hack
The do the flop guy had nothing left to prove
There was only one thing that he knew how to do
It was in his blood, call it destiny or fate
He shouted "everybody do the flop" and the earth began to shake

Everybody do the flop ! Asdfmovie song - TomSka

LYRICS :

Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep

Yeah, now some of you might be wondering,
how exactly does one beep beep like a sheep?
Take it away, Gabe!
Step one,
Throw your hands up
Then point them too the floor
Step two,
Here's what to do
Now get down on all fours
Step three,
Just bounce around
It's easy follow me
Step four,
Go crazy now

and beep beep like a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep I'm a sheep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep

You've got to
You've got to
Beep beep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep
You've got to
You've got to
Beep beep

I said beep beep like a sheep
Yeah, so you know how to beep beep like a sheep, I see
But is that all you can do?
Step one,
Throw your hands up
And point them to the sky
Step two,
Drop to the floor
And move from side to side
Step three,
Just bounce around
C'mon I'll show you how
Step four,
Go crazy now

And meow meow like a cow
Meow meow I'm a cow
I said meow meow I'm a cow
Meow meow I'm a cow
I said meow meow I'm a cow
Meow meow I'm a cow
I said meow meow I'm a cow
Meow meow I'm a cow
I said meow meow I'm a cow

Beep beep
You've got to
You've got to
Beep beep
I said beep beep I'm a sheep
Beep beep
You've got to
You've got to
Beep beep
I said beep beep like a sheep
Beep beep

Thibault Leblanc Inoue

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