Game theory

Chug Jug With You EARRAPE

Vladimyr P. as This Man
LastSmileLost as The Girl in The Photograph

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THIS.. MAN..
AGAINST
THE GIRL IN THE PHOTOGRAPH…

This Man:
What’s a pretty lame little lady like you doing in my dreamscape?
In reality, I would swipe right if I wanted an edate!
But I'm raw doggin’ the beat. Like being tied up? I’ll have ya hung!
It’s No wonder No-one ever saw This Woman after you ask if you can JPEG ‘em!
Turn that smile upside down you freak- cuz mine will spread the word
That you’re not what the world revolves around, to me, that’s quite absurd!
Are you Bi-Polaroid? Or did my burns make you too hot to notice
That your win is out of reach so, girl, that must be out-of-focus!
Wow, I wonder how you got the readers raising eyebrows
Since no one knows you, I’ll black and whitewash your fame out
This Photo-ho will be grayed out then fade out 
with no climax for this graph, so many grave doubts that you can’t count!

The Girl:
  *nails scratch*
Unlike me that verse ain’t beautiful

  *nails scratch*
Your hairline recedes as usual

  *nails scratch
I’m absolutely irresistible

  *nails scratch*
  But I’ll make the life you live so miserable!
cuz your romance is hopeless! Couldn’t keep a Guerilla grip on it!
But bud, it’s really bad Marketing for a simp bitch to be lacking an upper lip!
Just put on a fedora since like your hair, you’re at a loss!
Because those lines were Capricorn-y so you need to use some dental floss!
it seems that you’re a fiend for tryna raise your self esteem
Oh how unfortunate that no one’s seeing you up in their wet dreams
It doesn’t take a post from Reddit to know that you ain’t shit
And to dominate this woman you’d need a glitch in the matrix!

This Man:
Wasted screen time with a shady verse so I’ll set an example;
You’re never too hot to handle but I’ll leave your eggs scrambled
It’s no wonder you're mid; tried to be a snow bunny’s sunny side
Thinking that you’re Victorious? She-devil must be dummy.. fried!
You’re left with teary eyes- since you can’t do what eerie did
Angel will now see the lime-light cuz she’s on her photoperiod!
I’m known across the ‘net although I’m left a lonely man..
The only time you’re relevant is when you’re in the hands of OnlyFans!

The Girl:
The OnlyFans This Man’s got were the poster boys’ I put in the morgue
bro, this horror whore is horrible but I’m still bloody and gorge

This Man:
Your kill count is lower than your standards for sound
So you have lost like your virginity when it was never found!

The Girl:
I manifested you’d lose cuz I brain-washed an Average Joe
Ironic that you’re not ahead; but I’ll still hack, sever, and scrap a foe
to throw away this trash that has arose so I suppose that shows
Your wet bed flows exposed you bro 
so I now know of your fetish Pho-toes!

This Man:
I’ll make ya trip, although, that might be in your interest
You’re whippin’ bars watered down like you found them off of Pinterest!
Pulled the diss-cord insta-ntly I Chat to Snap in rap, you’re cringe
So say Sorry to this man and go find a match you’ll win on Hinge

The Girl:
Lowkey, that verse was cursed but it didn’t hurt so I’ll murk you
but two can’t be seen in dreams if you’re up way past your curfew
I am not DTF, but god, it’s my ill luck that I’ve met this cuck
I’ll add to my body count when you’re star-struck by a truck!

*The Girl Holds up Three Fingers in photo*

Written by: Vlad
Additional Writing Help by: CyanVtuber & RNG
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Ever Dream This Man? vs The Girl in The Photograph. Sinister Rap Battles

Yodel Odel Obey Me Extended

Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy Jingle Jingle Jangle Ending Theme

From 'Straight Illin', the scene where Clarence scoffs 500 devilled eggs. An homage to Klaymen Shuffle by Terry Scott Taylor (the Neverhood soundtrack is one of my biggest musical influences, check it out!)

Eating Eggs [For Cartoon Network's Clarence]

Garmfield No Kakuritsu

Movin' Right Along - The Muppet Movie (Remix)

woah til youre dead

FNaF AR: Special Delivery Main Theme - REMIX (Preview 01)

05 Game Theory Why FNAF Will Never End

04 Game Theory FNAF Mysteries SOLVED Pt 2 (SECOND HALF)

03 Game Theory FNAF Mysteries SOLVED Pt 2 (FIRST HALF)

02 Game Theory FNAF Mysteries SOLVED Pt. 1

01 Game Theory FNAF 2, Gaming's Scariest Story SOLVED!

16 Game Theory FNAF STUMPED Me! (FNAF 6 Ultimate Custom Night)

Big stuff coming soon! Most likely either original songs or covers of various artists like Radiohead.

Steam: AddressApocalypse 
Discord: addressapocalypse

16 Game Theory FNAF STUMPED Me! (FNAF 6 Ultimate Custom Night)

thicc chicc

Recent comments

OK???💚🖤

Wulfgang Johnson

Related tracks