This song really means a lot to me. It was the song that gave me life.

Commencement By Thin Henry

Lyrics:

Here Here Here we go
So I’m finally back and about time too
Better apply your chapstick, cause I’m after you
Yeah, we made a bet where you should’ve said no
Cause the risk was high and the reward was low
But for some reason all of you agreed
You should’ve never stepped to the one and only Thin Henry
If I lost the game I would give you ten bucks
If by some miracle I won you’d kiss the back of my nuts (Huh!)

TH Thin Henry
KBN Kiss the back of my nuts

It was a historic day on the isle of poop
I hit the ball and I scored the hoop
I saw the fear in your eyes as I won the match
I stuck my hand in my shorts and I gave my sack a scratch
We both knew it was dry we both knew what ya had to do
We both knew it’s just embarrassing because you
May have been the sports champions
But now your days of glory are definitively done (Huh!)

KN Kiss My Nuts
KBN Kiss the back of my nuts

Well now it’s time, we all know it’s true
The day of reckoning is finally due
I don’t care if you got an allergy
Cause none of your meals will be nut free
Line up behind me like an ice cream truck
Call my scrotum a straw cause it needs a suck
You merely adopted deez nuts, but I was born with ‘em
It’ll all be over once you finally kiss ‘em

NB It’s the Nut Back
NB Kiss the back of my nuts

Back of my nuts, back of my nuts
Kiss ‘em kiss ‘em kiss ‘em kiss the back of my nuts
NB, NB, NB, NB
Nuts, nuts, nuts, the back of my nuts

THIN HENRY