Kyle Kinane almost goes out in the most disappointing way possible.

This Is Not Happening - Kyle Kinane Almost Gets Killed

Sean Patton tells the story of the time how he managed to get gay bashed.

This Is Not Happening - Sean Patton Gets Gay Bashed

On a trip to Oktoberfest, Jon manages to completely lose his trousers.

Joey Diaz gets extremely real about his storied history of drug use.

Tom Segura's first Thanksgiving back from college goes terribly wrong.

Doug Benson takes a cruise and gives everyone an exciting show.

The Walsh Brothers tell the story of the a touching moment of Boston civic pride.

Jackie Clarke shares the sordid story of her Parisian Affair.

Ari Shaffir does all the wrongest things at a strip club.

Ari Shaffir tells the story of the time he went hard at a UFC match. To see more, go to cc.com/tinh

The official podcast of This Is Not Happening, hosted by Ari Shaffir