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[Verse 1]
Sunday morning, choir's in tune,
but Father Frank is in the sacristy... with June.
Says he’s fasting, deep in prayer,
but he’s got lipstick on his collar, underwear to spare.

Drinks communion wine like it's Merlot,
"Bless me, Father, for I disco!"
In the pulpit talkin' sin and shame,
but last night, oh boy, he played the devil’s game.

[Chorus]
Holy smoke – that priest’s on fire,
lighting candles... and his own desire.
Swears he’s pure, but he’s a sinner in silk,
baptizing girls with cookies and milk.
Oh Lord, your shepherd's a freak,
in latex robes and tongue in cheek!

[Verse 2]
Sister Mary got a thing for praise,
but the way she moans might set the place ablaze.
Father Tom’s got a TikTok grind,
"Forgive me, Lord, for I’m feelin’ fine."

He says, "No judging, God loves all,"
while sexting nudes in the confession stall.
Kisses the Bible, strokes his beard,
Heaven's calling but his DMs are weird.

[Chorus – Repeat]
Holy smoke – that priest’s on fire,
hotter than hell in a choir attire.
Preachin’ peace with a naughty grin,
hallelujah, he's high on sin.
Holy ghost? More like holy kink,
he turns water to wine – and he loves a drink!

[Bridge – Spoken / Half-Rapped]
He says, "My child, the flesh is weak..."
– but not when he's on his third boutique.
Confession’s full, the booth’s on lock,
he’s got more fans than Jesus on TikTok.

[Outro – Slow and Sultry Gospel Vibe]
He raises hands, he swings that bell,
but you know he’s got some tales to tell.
So if your priest is extra bold,
check his robes – and the chains of gold...

Amen... or just men?
Holy smoke... it’s hot again.

Holy Smoke (That Priest's on Fire)

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Holy Smoke (That Priest's on Fire)

Thomas Brutscher

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