written by recks

song: calm down - g eazy

ignore hearing my brother screamin in the background. hes fine.

lyrics: 
Loading up the pc lets get this done
Typing in haxball.com bout to play as Sprung
Who is that guy anyway Lindros’ son?
Ha, who cares, another multi for the sock league
I’ll just ignore him do my own thing like Nikka P
Dominating the field no one can stop me i’m a hax beast
Who can shine like me quit trying kids you’ll never reach the top
Anyone who disagrees can shut up, listen to this BOP
N words trynna talk while the king of content speaks
But without me this league is dry like Anon’s peen
You know, the guy whos always screwin trannies?
Laugh out loud that’s sad bro join another hax league?
Don’t get me started on the boys Comp and Pixel
When they’re not sharing the field Pix is afk just like Basro
Cmon bruh you can’t be codependent can you?
Pix joins the room and the response is “go away, shoo”

Shout out Doki Doki boys got love for all my homies
We much better than the Lilly crew that club was for the PUSSIES
Lauren Lovegood’s an admin?  Just Call him the Virgin Mary
He’s been on the grind for months and he STILL can’t get the BERRY
Enough is enough we can’t forget the Matt’s
1 t or 2 t’s yet they still can’t do the maths
These young kids in the league you should be doin something else
Actually just kidding you’ve already taken L’s
Investing too much time into the game of real sock
Yet you cant find your place and you’re always getting ROCKED
Hope you wont end up like Nantes the town drunk
But you’ve already proven to be a tiny little punk

real sock track

had to go old school w this 1

lyrics:

verse 1

Listen little kid you should know that you’re a disgrace
Can’t take the heat, attacking me, i’ll put you in your place
a self proclaimed rap god? I’ll give you a decent shout
But how can you come at me when you’re going through a drought?
You quit every game you play after sucking cock
csgo, rock, kick, now its happening in sock
You have to defend your anime girlfriend?
I’ll put my dick inside her mouth and watch your whole world end
Closest you’ll ever be to making a chick orgasm
Vicariously living through me as she spasms
Chef curry stirs the pot making his pasta
Benny sits on his dick while i bang Lilly AND Pascha
His best friend is a goose, go ahead tie the noose
After working at the boatyard whats next the caboose?
How havent you offed yourself, being a caps fan
Learn your place, stay in yo lane, and dont speak on my name man

chorus

better give up kid
Its over
Don’t make me call your mother
She’ll be disappointed in you oh wait that’s nothing new though
Hope you graduate from uni bro i’m rootin for ya
Maybe one day you’ll be half as successful as ya fatha 
When you get older hope you’re not like Bill Cosby
Whos’ your favorite hockey player again? Thats right CROSBY
just messin bro of course we know thats not true
Ovechkins going down the toilet wouldnt you agree dude?

verse 2

Im sorry was that too much for you?
I wish i could see your face when your ears listen to this BOOM
“Hi my names ben, computer science major”
Is what he says to girls who respond with “see ya later”
Cmon dude could you be any more dull?
No wonder the more successful Baker is frickin Paul
Here, let me give you a peace offering
We can end this now without no more suffering
Let’s just hang out, two bro’s, make some s’mores
But how can you stand on your feet when they look like mount rushmore?
That blows my mind dude, i really don’t get it
Have you ever considered that your life is so pathetic?
I understand depression is a curse
Maybe you need SSRI’s in your purse?
Perhaps one day i’ll give you a prescription
This Psychologist just taught you a lesson

chorus repeat

verse 3

That’s right son i still got more to go
I bet your nose is itchin wishin for some more blow
God you’re such a waste of space man
Nova scotia is a wasteland
Can’t get the grades he needs to pass his classes
What else can i hate on perhaps what his body mass is?
 woops hope you’re not insecure
Soon enough i hope you’ll believe your whole life’s not a blur
Gettin jobs done with the boys, thats some pogs
But your biggest accomplishment is naming chans dogs
Remind me of their names again? Was one of them sparky?
Eh, you probably forget them while you were having your mario party
Selena looks at me and wants to hurl?
Well, you should see your skills at curl
Another game you stopped due to lack of confidence
Are you okay bro should I call the ambulance?
in your room you take vids of yourself pissin
On pics of your own friends is there somethin that im missin?
Lets talk about some golf, specifcally patty reed
Unluckily for him hes in the shadow of jordan spieth
Everyone you support is a huge failure
I guess thats what it means when your last name is Baker
Oh my god, did he really just say that?
Yeah you heard me right bro go listen to that PLAY BACK

chorus repeat x2

Thomas Pemberton