W.H. Auden recites his famous poem 'As I walked out' (1937) over Baardaap's (2021) beats and orchestration. This downloadable track is a test to see what I could do with vintage vocals and my music. And he does have a lovely voice, doesn't he?

As I Walked Out

Baardaap featuring W.H.Auden - As I walked Out

I sampled an Arturia Drumbrute Impact through a Vermona Retroverb Lancet and Retrobrute was born.
The RetroBrute samples are dirty, filtered and noisy. Likely usage IDM, Grime, Gabber and dubstep.

Download the sampler here: https://www.pianobook.co.uk/packs/retrobrute/

RetroBrute [DecentSampler]

The terrible toy piano is sampled from a four key kids piano found on a flea market. It’s not the best sounding instrument, but what it lacks in sound it makes up in character.
The samples are recorded with an iPhone and consist of one playable octave based on a flex pitched samples, three harmonic sounds and around 15 clickety-clack noises.
I can imagine it being used in horror soundtracks or used in soundfx. Let me know how you’ve used it.

Download here:https://www.pianobook.co.uk/packs/terrible-toy-piano/

Terrible Toy Piano [DecentSampler] Free download

This track is from the album Urban Is Gay and is available for purchase on CD Baby here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/papaslittlepornshop

Papa's Little Pornshop (Theme)

110bpm Moans & Groans

Jerking Off in Public

Oh Yeah

Baardaap, which means bearded monkey in Dutch, crafts beats out of thin air. Although all the titles are in his native tongue, the beats are international and dirty.

Doodseskader

China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash was born after the brains behind HEIZT found an Chinese newspaper article with the same name as a header. This synthwave retro electro group touched some synths and drumcomputers and created “High Speed Passion Sandwich”. An 80’s influenced anthem of dubious proportions.

High Speed Passion Sandwich

China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash - High Speed Passion Sandwich

Soundscape on a old Sequential Circuit Prophet 5 in D.

Niemandal - VHS Static

[Yes, the title is a spin on a famous techno lady's name] 
See the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_511EQ_7Q

Niemandal - Carotte de Fitte

Tits

De jeugd van tegenwoordig - Watskeburt (remiksed door baardaap)

Watskeburt(Baardaap Remix)

After 15 years Papa's Little Pornshop is back, with the club banger 'Nur heisse weiber'.

Papa's Little Pornshop - Nur Heisse Weiber

A robot talking about love whilst Bettie Page struts her stuff in his mind. Is it too much?  Baardaap is telling a sad mechanical love story. Soon available on all the streaming services.


Baardaap laatste track is in het Engels. What?! Ik weet. Jij weet nu ook. 
Robotstem vertelt over een liefde die hij mist, want ja. Robots en liefde... dat gaat altijd mis. Binnenkort op alle Spotify's enzo.

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