Lyrics: The Flatwoods Monster and Gliscor Fan
Beat: Shadowville.com
Vocals and vocal editing: Bobdave

https://soundcloud.com/probablynoah
https://soundcloud.com/YoshinoVA

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:The_Flatwoods_Monster/Lucario_vs_Shulk_-_Epic_Rap_Battles_of_Super_Smash_Bros

Lucario Vs Shulk. Epic Rap Battles of Super Smash Bros (by The Flatwoods Monster and Gliscor Fan)

Lyrics: BackToTheFuturama86
Beat: EAProductions -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE3ltL3MXsA
Darth Vader Vocals: Joeaikman
Voldemort Vocals: Bobdave

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:BackToTheFuturama86/Darth_Vader_vs_Lord_Voldemort._Epic_Rap_Battles_of_Villainy_Pilot

Darth Vader vs Voldemort. Epic Rap Battles of Villainy Season 1 (by BackToTheFuturama86)

David Lyrics: Drakan95 and Joeaikman
David Vocals: Joeaikman
Eren Lyrics and Vocals: Bobdave
Beat: KBeatzProduction - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klN4IxuJGo

http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Drakan95/Eren_Jaeger_vs_David._Epic_Rap_Battles:_Cartoons_vs_History

Eren Jaeger Vs David. ERB: Cartoons vs History (by Drakan95 and Joeaikman)

The Grinch lyrics and vocals - Joeaikman
Jack Frost lyrics and vocals - Jude Anson / Bobdave
The Announcher - Joeaikman
Cover - Jude Anson / Bobdave
Instrumental - DopantBeats

LYRICS:

JACK FROST:
Throw down with Frost? You best bow down and hail
If your rhymes are as good as the ones from your tale
I hope this green Ebenezer can understand
That you don't step in my goddamn Wonderland
You're a miserly mouldy mole rat who needs to chill
And harbours too much ill will for the citizens of Whoville
But the strength of ten Grinches plus two is useless
When you're just about as eloquent as Dr Seuss is

THE GRINCH:
The Grinch stealing victory will work better than the previous
I'm the meanest miser at Christmas, you're Elsa with Bieber fever it's
Quite heinous that your mischievous acts match to mine so devious
Because when I'm quitting spitting it will be Jack who turns the greenest 
Face my essence while I sleigh all your nymphs, I'm that aggressive
Fetch your Guardians to Rise against you Frozen in pre-pubescence
What should I wear to spread my manic panic, wait it seems
That all Jack can achieve is causing havoc on my windscreen

JACK FROST:
You better hope your flow grows three sizes next appearance
As the authority on ice, those weren't exactly cold lyrics
Face it, your reputation as a Mean One's disgraceful
I'll freeze Max and give Martha May a glacial facial!
I got chilling aura and a heart far colder than the fuhrer
To snowstorm Ace Ventura
You're unfit to battle, your stunts don't work one bit
You should run, or there'll be an avalanche on Mount Crumpit

THE GRINCH:
NOISE NOISE NOISE, is all I hear when your mouth opens
I run winter year round, about to melt Frosty the Snowman
I'm the Secret Santa criminal, will guide you to the slaughter
This loser's frigid to the touch, can't even fetch a glass of water
Cindy Lou, who is this, trying to break the ice with the Grinch
It'll be a sinch to leave your ass buttered in a Crumpit ditch 
Horton heard this Who talking smack, with my ice I will smite
And leave you forever beaten, with perpetual frostbite


Wiki Christmas - Day 1: Jack Frost vs The Grinch. Joeaikman and Bobdave

Deadpool and Boba vocals + editing: Bobdave
Original: ERB

Deadpool vs Boba Fett Cover

Original by ERB
Beat by Hollywood Legends and Jose "Choco" Reynoso
Beat recreated by BILLY M4YS
Recreated beat edited a little by Moneydaddy
Rapped by Moneydaddy
Google Translated by SANTORYU99

LYRICS

ASH KETCHUM:
Do you want to fight Darwin? It does not look like a fight!
But that should be fun! I still started a ghost type!
I have the fastest speed, flash fast flash fast,
Open my bag and ass (Charizard!)!
Cause I'm ashes! This is A to "Chouchu"!
I do not mind how many beetles and butterfly rings!
Your worms can not defeat these magical creatures!
Her mouth talking to the stool is the origin of the stool!
They have chocolate rounds: Reese's Pieces!
In this ecosystem, I was the dominant species!
It goes to Pikachu (Pika!) During training.
But if I need a weak poem, I choose you!

CHARLES DARWIN:
Hello there. Welcome to the World Earth.
A real mind to break through the workplace!
If you are looking for a qualified person, I am a natural choice!
Even if I was 11, I have no effect!
What you spit is not too violent!
This is for the child! You're as soft as Jigglypuff!
You do not have a game, boy, so you get a broom soon!
Really packed a lot BOOMSTICK!
I am a clever naturalist!
I see at a glance that you are more than your laughter!
My research has turned the first sentence of the church!
You measure your value by selling your items!

ASH DARWIN:
Hey, really fast?
This guy spent eight years learning Barnac Chicken! I will kick!
Do you think I am impressed by your boat trip? You're welcome!
They are fleas the most annoying beagle!
You are the oldest embarrassing old man in the sea!
Let us attract these to the sailboat and Galapagos!

CHARLES DARWIN:
Look, the powerful morphine "Michael Vick,
Your animated slaves made me sick!
When I start from a very simple start to fight the enemy,
I'm different from Charles's scene, but I'm Darwin won!

ASH KETCHUM:
People, if it is true, nature is cruel
Because you win because it is a cousin gene pool!
They lost three children while they were still small!
Tuberculosis and red heat; must seize everything!

CHARLES DARWIN:
The development of human nature takes hundreds of years!
Now they play your ball with your cell phone!
I lost my daughter and brother.
It's as hard as wood, to your mother's oak!

Smoldering Remains vs Not Charles Sheen Darwinning (by SANTORYU99)

Lyrics, vocals, and editing: Moneydaddy
Instrumental: Produced by TristanontheTrack for Shadowville Productions

LYRICS:

JESSE OWENS:
I'll make this quick, I got a track to run
Man, I'm popping 'em fast like a Gatlin gun
From long jump to 100 metres, I'm elite
I put the pedal to the medal, level-headed athlete
You exceed my speed, good for making a retreat
But like a segway, I'll segregate the ground from your feet
Showing up to compete by itself's a good effort
'Cause I'm 'bout to set the new punk stomp world record
Lemme relay the facts, you're as fast as you're arrogant
Like 2004 Athens, just a massive embarrassment
You got sponsorships making you spondulicks
But when I wanted bit, I got dropped and ditched
'Cause when I raced, it weren't about the race you win
The relevant race was the colour of your face and skin
And though I ain't got the hair of an Aryan
I still got the pace to dominate the stadium
And run laps and rap round the Bolt from the Blue
I'm the Buckeye Bullet, but that's "Earth Wire" to you
You're freakishly tall, but I'm a real sporting giant
Crushing cultural hurdles with my track meet triumphs
Are Usain? Up in Rio when the runner got riggish
And cheated on a Gold with a Did Not Finish
Now I know in events you aren't good with an entrance
But I'll pass the baton, try to match my momentum

USAIN BOLT:
Uhh, what do I do when my foe's verse ends?
Only seconds I'm familiar with are sub tens
So I apologise if my bars start off gentle
But I'd look at your career if we're talking uneventful
Jesse's guide to failure, step one: blame the racists
Wanna trip? I'll make it even and untie my laces
Football, cricket, track: All-Star, get paid
Got my head in the game; you skipped leg day, brudduh
Come een like a lightning strike since me was a tyke
You won't fight for rights, just shake hands with the Reich
Ain't a man on the planet who's a better competitor
In your stint as a sprinter, you're just sixth in America
I'm my only opponent, I don't go for the podium
My charisma sells while you peddle soda and petroleum
Now I have to say, you're pretty fast when you race
But I'll smoke a dope out like a pack a day
Because Tyson Gay and Yohan Blake
Can't break the records that Bolt can make
I'm creng, you're scrawny! I'm peng, you're crawny!
Southern boy get destroy by the stinga from Trelawny
Apartheid athlete represents the free
Against the chief who's the best of this century?
Triple gold rip a hole in this Oakville joke
Black fist to your face, leave you two-time broke

JESSE OWENS:
Son, hit me up when you get your own award
In the meantime you can showboat some more
Just gloat and revel in your medals, but consider
That back in my day, you would never be a winner

USAIN BOLT:
Man, please, no yank can best the West Indies
You're struggling for breath while I make my own windspeeds
So memba mi tell yu next time you fault
Don't step in the path of a lightning bolt

Throbgoblin

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