You know the songs honna be good when half the comments are from the composer!!’

What text to speech voice do you use for those copyright notices?

this song has led me down a 6 month rabbithole of miku-music and my god it's all fantastic!

Played this a wee bit too loud in front of a customer, and now in debating whether any of your music is “safe for work”

Sources:
Daft Punk - Robot Rock (Soulwax Remix)
Daft Punk - Touch It/Technologic
ytp sexer
The Bet Edited
Daft Punk ft. Pharell Williams - Get Lucky
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger
Fatboy Slim - Fucking In Heaven
Daft Punk - Robot Rock
Queen - We Will Rock You
iteachvader - Robotnik Rock
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks

Robot Cock 2: The Legend of the Penis

Kinda forgot I finished this and didn't upload it, so I removed 1 old track to add this.

Totally Normal Spiral Mountain

spamton is one of the only two things from ch. 2 that can be considered decent

[BIG SHOTS]

Made a mashup for a friend to make a chart of for a rhythm game. Came out great.

Arcaea Chart and thumbnail by EraserDragon/Q-Derg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLPQoGPsZDbx3LmR2E2Cd4A
https://twitter.com/Eraser_Dragon

Original chart video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NwuGzCMiyg

siromaru + Cranky - conflict
Touhou - Bad Apple
S3RL - MTC
Kid turns blue and dies
Owl City - Fireflies
Undertale - Megalovania
Super Smash Bros Ultimate - Gang-Plank Galleon
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Giorno's theme
Halogen - U Got That
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
Silentroom - NULCTRL
Soulja Boy - Crank That
Noisestrom - Crab Rave
Wheatley Crab
Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polka
Britney Spears - Toxic
NOMA - Brain Power
Roblox Oof
Chinese text to speech
Bad Piggies - Main Theme

Cockflip Torture

I'm schleep.

Listen to and download the songs on my bandcamp!
https://englishnarwhal.bandcamp.com/album/wakeup-call
TRACKLIST:
=================================
0:00 - Intro
0:31 - https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/tipsyquest
4:26 - https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/can-you-feel-my-kokoro
5:57 - https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/dont-stop-til-you-miss-me-too
7:53 - https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/end-of-being-ok
10:11 - https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/obligatory-amogus-mash
11:23 - https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/there-may-or-may-not-be-bloodshed
12:35 - Demon Paralyzer (Bandcamp Exclusive)
15:39 - https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/sadpad-country
17:41 - https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/walkin-thru-a-dark-age
21:39 - https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/fine-im-up

Wakeup Call (Full Album)

okay this is the last time i do anything with "harder to breathe"

instrumental: https://anonfiles.com/pcueW8Zax7/harder_to_breathe_remix_instrumental_wav
youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrIJTKc2tUM

i made maroon 5 slap hard

Want to hear a version without the buffer at the start? You're in luck! You can find one at the following link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/10D_JdBMvNOgrVr_dS0tc6JFkLkCKjVBy/view?usp=sharing

Yeah, so I felt so bad about the terrible joke I made earlier that I decided to make a mashup from scratch to make it up to y'all. No, I don't have the time to be doing this, but I did it anyways. 

This idea's been knocking around in my head for a while, actually, but I just assumed that it had been made already, so I didn't bother. But hey, I haven't been able to find said mashup anywhere else on here, so I guess I'll call dibs.

SOURCES:
Ievvan Polkka - Hatsune Miku (I think)
You spin me Round (Like a record) - Dead or Alive
Sail - Awolnation

Take care!

Leekspin me Right Round

That's right! You're a big, fat phony!!!

Backing Track: 
~ Tsumiki ft. KAFU - phony
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sample List:
~ Kendrick Lamar - M.A.A.D. City
~ cr1tikal - Yeah Baby!
~ You're not that guy, pal
~ Bruh Soud Effect #2
~ Demoman uwu
~ fart
~ Weed Card Vine
~ No, don't do it! I'm a virgin!
~ uwu daddy
~ Alex Jones insults you
~ Family Guy - "This guy's a great big phony!"
~ Ceeday "Huh?"
~ Weezer - Beverley Hills
~ 3OH3 ft. Katy Perry - STARSTRUKK
~ broke n*gga alert
~ Childish Gambino - Bonfire
~ Engineer Nope
~ FNAF Balloon Boy Hello
~ GARNiDELiA - Ambiguous
~ Dr. Phil "You're ugly"
~ Fontaine "Fact"
~ FACT OR FICTION?
~ Pewdiepie - "And that's a fact!"
~ The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape
~ cr1tikal - "He's pulling his c*ck out!"
~ Ninja - "The f*ck you just say to me?"
~ Finger Eleven - Paralyzer
~ YEET
~ Soulja Boy - Crank That
~ Queen - We Will Rock You
~ Tech N9ne - Speed of Sound
~ Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
~ The Strokes - Reptilia
~ Fall Out Boy - Thnks fr th Mmrs

Fraudulent Memes

Lady, Cha Cha Slide Tonight

another addition to the justice mashup streak, 1/2 halloween mashups

Sources:
Ray Parker Jr - Ghostbusters
Justice - Phantom
Undertale - Ghost Fight
Nelward - Ghost
Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me
Oh Shit, A Ghost!
PBG - Ghost Ride The Whip
Justice - Phantom Pt II

G H O S T

yes

Songs used
Mr Oizo - Cut Dick
ITeachVader - Hedgehog Stew

Mr Oizo & ITeachVader - Hedgehog Dick (Mashup Arrange)

Just somebody that posts whatever terrible jokes come to mind. Sometimes I'll post original work, but expect mashups and memes for the most part.

I'm doing my best to limit my internet usage, so I probably won't be here too often, but I'll try to respond to any messages I get when I get around to it.

Unless stated otherwise, all thumbnails and art on my profile (excluding reposts, of course) are my own work. Ballpoint pens, pencils, Sharpie markers, a good eraser, paper, and patience are my tools, and they've served me well. (There's also a bit of digital touch-up after scanning the drawings in, but that's less interesting to talk about.)

Take care!

Leekspin me Right Round

Throwawayaccountjuan

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meme lol

meme lol

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