This is a song about the facility at which smurf meat is processed and packaged for distribution.  

Smurf Meat Sweat Shop (live)

Dragonfucker (Live)

From our forthcoming debut album, Somnambulist Agenda, recorded, engineered, mixed, and mastered to our delight by that badass, Dan Fehr at Rich Tone Recordings in Bristol, TN.

"If you can't pay the hangman
The Rope Will"

The Rope Will

From our forthcoming debut album, Somnambulist Agenda, recorded, engineered, mixed, and mastered to our delight by that badass, Dan Fehr at Rich Tone Recordings in Bristol, TN.

"In a herd of acutely feral somnambulists each giving slurred advice
I'm watching the sippy cup fall."

Watching the Sippy Cup Fall

Once upon a time, in Johnson City, TN, a surf rock band called the Sharkbaiters  were wondering down a dark alley.  Having ingested a heavy dose of a rare hallucinogen, they were so intrigued by the twinkling, beckoning aurora of the Wink Star that they did not perceive the members of the puke-on-your-shoes rock n roll band, Bear Trap, drunk and sprawled out on the pavement before them.  One by one, the Sharkbaiters tripped over the members of Bear Trap, and in the ensuing confusion, these eight, heavily inebriated musicians could no longer discern which band to which they belonged.  Ultimately, four of them arose and left the alley together to  take some temperatures and form the international super sensation known as Thundercock.

THUNDERCOCK

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