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I made this track with my other iphone playing the music recorded in my bathroom!

"I Could Have Danced All Night" Tiffani Sturges Cover

"Marriage Is Eating Chocolate Cookie Balls"
By: Tiffani S Baum 
Lyrics:
Marriage is caring about your partner's 
really really really dumb
really dumb s***
Thank your eyes for not glazing over
When i ask you to help me pick out my workout clothes
Marriage is asking me to help you with the lawn 
even though i don't know how to work the mower.
Marriage! 
Marriage!
Marriage is about, you coming home
and s***ing for about a half an hour
and a marriage is not asking you if you used the poopurie!!!
Marriage! 
Marriage is about 
you asking me to cut your hair to save a few bucks 
here and there and i don't care!
you are cheap and it's annoying
but i like having a roof above my head...
and i'm really bad with money... Marriage! Marriage!
Thank you your eyes for not glazing over
 when I ask you to help me pick out my work out clothes
You didn't laugh, when i asked
if "i should wear the pink headband
with the pink tank top too?"
Marriage!
Thank you for eating my chocolate chip cookies 
when i put too much banking soda, 
so they rose too high
you told me they were like "puffy chocolate chip balls"
and you ate them 
and even then pretended to be sad
when i through them out...
Marriage!
Marriage!

Marriage Is Eating Chocolate Cookie Balls

For the high school friends you forgive and want to be friends with again!
"Good friends recycle" by: Tiffani S Baum
Lyrics: 
So you slept with my boyfriend
back when we were sixteen...
I admit back then that really sucked.
But we are old now, 
we have our own lives now. 
And my midlife crisis is about start!

So let's go back to when we, when were sixteen!
and lets drink forties in the park
We may tell the kids to go home now
because we are old now
and really want them to be safe...

Angers wasted on 
the childish things in the past.
right now we have bigger fish to fry...
literally you're a chef!
and i got dinner to make on time
but lets get back to us..
As were back then...the friendship that we lost.

We're too old to make new friends
so let's just recycle
and pretend like nothing has gone wrong
we can be "eco friendly" with our people
recycle and reuse and then.. 
I'm gonna recycle you friend, like you are my new friend
because the old shit is really dumb 
I really really missed you
welcome to the new day now.. that we can go shop and do
pilates, and iced coffee!
and maybe target too! 
Welcome to adult now...
we are thirty now
anyways I'm about to be thirty-two!

TiffaniLeighanneSturges

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