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In this song I used "The Nymph's Reply to the Shepard", a poem by Sir Walter Ralegh written in response to Christopher Marlowe's 'Come Live With Me and Be My Love'. Poem is recited by Nicole Payton and myself, then reversed. Enjoy!

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Hardcore Rap. Lil' Wayne is jealous.

Walkin' down the street, and everybody's starin'
They're just jealous of what I'm wearin'
That's right, it's a fannypack, bitches
Hot pink, and it matches my britches
You're thinkin "That girls insane!
Damn, what's her name? 
What's wrong with her brain?"
I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say
Everything I need's just one zip away
My fannypack, my fannypack is all I need
It's on my waist while I shower, while I pee
It holds my hairspray so I look good everyday
It holds me tight and keeps the boogyman away
You can't mess with my fannypack, 
I'm a maniac! 
It's a fact, you better watch your back
Holds more than a backpack
Once I reached inside and found an Imac
Only tough guys wear fannypacks
I've been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What I pulled out of my pack was a stick of dynamite
If you talk back, I'll put you in my pack
What's this? It's a midget in my fannypack.

Fannypack(janel)

All sounds are from a few chords on the guitar, just mutilated and bastardized. I hope it makes your eardrums bleed with joy.

Chior of the Voltaic Seraphs

(Lyrics are recorded twice, offset.)

I have bees inside my face and 
I don't know how to erase them
I eat me two slice of pizza 
Then I do the "macareena"
Corndog tastes like a flat tire 
I wonder if I could get higher

Mouses crumble just like the mountains 
Houses flow just like the fountains
Don't you think I have two beans now? 
I own a horse and a sea cow
I have to see my brain calibrator 
Hello everybody, see you later

Mouses Crumble Like Mountains

Only audible lyrics are "disregard disinformation". All others are new and used lyrics, reversed and distorted.

Celebration of Disregarded Disinformation

Because the berry man had never been grown up, response against stress will see color important in processing particular schizophrenia for operant research compared to opportunities of a very complex intelligence can tell the difference.

Perhaps he came back, laughed to yourself, and took the biggest jar; he just changed the rabbit once until he was sorry. Living at the top of the hill other relations were geraniums and observatories.

The expression of industrial organization, without a doubt, before putting it in his pocket, reflects Maslow’s hierarchy to the point of provision and overzealous energies are focused temperament and gender-identifying fraternal twins. 

    Bump, bump, bump.

By the time the whole world remembered, folded paper got anxious and took feelings and kissed her. The king said, “When I wake up, much and then quickly, the usual way turned his head to an awkward place.”

The Atlantic puffin is not the graph ordering a retreat. Instead, if we explain the amount of monthly sales without little being known about the whole year in the air, U.S. mint will produce the balance in strings of dyed cultured freshwater and tougher throat medicine. Nous avons cette combien.

The Puffin King in an Awkward Place

"Mouses Crumble Like Mountains" + boredom =.....this.

Mouses Jumbled Like Untosimnao

Don’t want to breath the water but it seems I can’t drown
Can’t see past my feet and they’re stuck in the ground

I screamed for objective and all that I got was
Mumbled directions from a guy that was lost

I took the right road but it led the wrong way
The people that met me there begged me to stay
But they forgot me by the end of the day

I kept on walkin’ till the walkin’ was done
But it only ended when I decided to run

Herler, Crepy

Sound clips are from John Prebble's 1964 film "Zulu". Instrumentals by Justin Fancher and myself.

Forensic Séance

Guitar by Justin Fancher; sound effects from wavlist.com

I jump in my van with the satellites
Lookin for a grey man with thunder eyes
Got the reinforced steel and the radar printout
All my mobile meteorologists give me a shout

From rivers of ice
To fiery tornados
I was there I saw it all
I even got the photos
While you’re sittin at home
Tryin not to get wet
See that hurricane on your TV?
I’m drivin through it!

.
Cyclone! Downpour!
Typhoon! Hailstorm!
Blizzard, squall, lightning, fire, monsoon, drought, volcano
Tsunami, flash flood, mudslide, sinkhole, glacier, heat wave, earthquake, DRIZZLE!

I brave elements that kill
Millions of people a year
In a metal box that they could pick up and squash like a beer CAAAANN!!
LIKE A BEER CAN!

My name’s Cletus T. Booker I chase storms and whatever else I did in this song

Cletus T. Booker, Storm Chaser

Does anyone happen to know how to get this feedback off without re-recording the whole song? Thank you for any answer, and enjoy, I might have a better version later.

Chow Cabinet

Eem Wuh

Lyrics by Janel Tillison.

I got an egg. I named him Greg.
He sits in my fridge just waitin' to get out
I take him outside to play in the water
Fountain 9 8 7 8 9 10 what? Oh L-G-A spells Olga! Olga!

I'm gonna go on a quest to find Kanye West
Maybe in a treasure chest or in a feathered nest
He likes to hide away cause he knows I'm the king
I tell him I can't sing. He's supposed to be giving me lessons
But hey, ya know, Kanye West is a ho
No no no no no no no........

No way in heck can you kick me off my tech deck
I'm lettin' it flow man, you will never know
How I moo like a cow, go CAW-CAW! CAW-CAW!
Run and tell everyone what you SAW-SAW! SAW-SAW!

Greg the Egg

The Jeff Tillison, or "tillisoj", is a dissimilar sub-human species usually found near the ruins of Pompeii. Though they may seem like a person in appearance, it is uncertain whether or not the tillisoj is capable of coherent thought. When threatened, the tillisoj makes a shriek so grotesque that any would-be attackers are immediately scared away.

Oddly enough, some cultures have recorded the screech of the tillisoj and (believe it or not) listen to it as "music". Some examples of these audio atrocities have been provided for the curious listener, but be warned: never has there been, nor will there ever be, a creature that has heard the horrible sound of the tillisoj and left psychologically unscathed. Maganda masaya!

tillisoj

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