Somebody's feeling a little bitter about a break up.

If You See Kay

This song tells the heart wrenching tale of a man with only one hand and his struggle to express himself musically with a guitar.  Or, it's just a damn funny song about a guy with one hand.  Your call.  Thanks Tim.  Thanks Phil.    

One Chord Gary And His One Good Hand

Like a lot of parody tunes, it started as a shared joke but quickly grew to become a Christmas ritual for Tim & Pete. For over a decade they have provided welcome laughs to the holiday seasons with their offerings of Christmas parody tunes. Peter Wildman, a founding member of The Frantics, has been writing comedy tunes for over 40 years. Tim Burns is a comedy writer, Emmy award winning music producer and Christmas music aficionado who lives down the street from Wildman’s house.

Exchanges

Happy Sesquicentennial Canada!

Here's my messy cover of Joni's "Be Cool!"  It's the only one of her tunes I can figure out (most of) the chords!

BeCool 4 Canada Day

One of my favourites from Sprout's "Let's Go" show, with great vocals by Milton Barnes and Ali Eisner.

Let's Go Show

To the Moon

From the kid series "Hello Mrs Cherrywinkle", Captain Dinghy (Johnny Chase) gives some self esteem advice to Murray the Gumflower (Bob Stutt).

Acting My Age

I Am Beautiful

Peter Wildman's excellent Yuletide re-imagining of 'Space Oddity', holiday style.  Written and performed by Peter, with the Tim Burns backing band and trademark Excess-o-matic Over-Production!

Santa Oddity 2001

SantaOddity

Some songs from the ancient CBC radio comedy series I co-wrote with Brian Moffatt,  "World Wide Walt", the sequel to the equally bizarre series "Six Days that Shook the Walt".

World Wide Walt Dot Com

WWWalt Theme 1

From the first 'Six Days that Shook the Walt', Walt (Brian Moffatt) ponders the insanities and contradictions of his corporate existence...   I was definitely channeling some 'Godley & Creme' vibes back in these early MIDI days (1995 or so??)

Is It Doable?

Preparation is good.  Precautions are smart.  Panic is.... this song.  :-)

Covid Panic Thrash

Here's a Halloween track I wrote for Sprout TV back in 2008.  Featuring some added vocals from my own Halloween kid...

What Will U Be At Halloween?

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