A glunky trip of plinky drips and glitchy dribble. 

Schadenfreude

It's A Knockout

Big Davies Gusset

Medlofe

Mayonnaise

Some people say that Tim Boring was not born, he condensed. These unorthodox forward thinking philosophers say he was the fruitful result of a laboratory experiment in which a radio playing only over-produced, atonal, polyrhythmic Jazz-guff was placed next to a petri-dish in a musically moist environment. The totally awesome and ultra bodacious microorganism that began to cultivate resembled a boy. Nay, a hero. Thus he was dubbed 'BORING'. For it is written, in unorthodox forward thinking philosophical lore, that one day, a mystical vessel of good taste shall moor at the dock of musical tepidity and lukewarm sentiment to usher in a golden age of aural excitement that will strip the very laminate off whatever sound reproduction device is used to play back said awesome sound.

Love Tim x