A conversation at my dinner table with twitter user @crowsounds.

Dinner Conversation 1

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TIMESCANNER performs the vocals from DIsneyland's Haunted Mansion

TIMESCANNER performs the haunted mansion

Composing songs for my favorite tweets.

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Sext: Uh oh. I got too much lotion. Here. 

Sext: Uh oh. I've got too much lotion. Here.

@REGISL tweeted:

SMDH IF YOU DON'T TREAT EVERY DAY AS A REAL LIFE SESAME STREET FULL OF NONSENSE CREATURES AND OPPORTUNITIES TO LEARN

SMDH IF YOU DON'T TREAT EVERY DAY AS A REAL LIFE SESAME STREET FULL OF NONSENSE CREATURES AND OPP...

@castinemachine tweeted

sext: it is too hot for our bodies to touch so we are laying on the kitchen floor, fingers intertwined

sext: it is too hot for our bodies to touch so we are laying on the kitchen floor, fingers...

@darth__mouth tweeted:

i'm just mashing all life's buttons hoping i hit a cool combo through luck or accident

then I sang it.

i'm just mashing all life's buttons hoping i hit a cool combo through luck or accident

Lil Heart @psomyd tweeted, "poetry is just finding new ways to tell somebody you're all horned up." and I sang it!

poetry is just finding new ways to tell somebody you're all horned up.

@space__elevator tweeted:

we write each other checks for the same amount each month with sexts in the memo to make the bank tellers blush

then I sang it.