The hit song from Episode 202 of Decker: Port of Call Hawaii
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5N-A20O0bQ&feature=youtu.be

"Our Values Are Under Attack"

a cover song of one of David Crosby's finest. 

Almost Cut My Hair

I am Donald Trump's private pilot
I fly him everywhere. 
Taxi him to his outdoor rallies.
Where he gives all of you a scare. 

I've set up a fund for my children
You can donate to it online 
'Cuz when I'm gone, they should be protected 
Blaming them would be over the line. 

For when we take off for Cleveland 
And clear the tri-state sprawl, 
I will find a field and I will take her down 
Screaming justice for you all. 
Screaming justice for you all. 

A Note From Donald J. Trump's Pilot

Taylor Is My Friend

DKR - MT BTL 2.0

woke up this morning with the news at my feet 
a little suprised i had to take a seat 
and while i admit it felt like a  treat 
i tossed the paper and got something to eat 

but i don’t need your prize babe
look into my eyes babe and see how i despise 
the prize 

you give it to prisoners you give it to kings 
an outlaw like me don’t need those things 
all you want is someone who sings 
but you can’t buy me with diamonds and rings 

I don’t need your prize babe 
i don’t need your prize 
look into my eyes babe and see how i despise this prize 
 

take your medal and throw it away 
come on back when you got something to say 
or just save it for a rainy day. 
ain’t nothing nobel bout me anyway

Talkin' Nobel Prize - Bob Dylan

From the "Highway '61 Era" 

woke up this morning with the news at my feet 
a little suprised i had to take a seat 
and while i admit it felt like a  treat 
i tossed the paper and got something to eat 
but i don’t need your prize babe
look into my eyes babe and see how i despise 
the prize 
you give it to prisoners you give it to kings 
an outlaw like me don’t need those things 
all you want is someone who sings 
but you can’t buy me with diamonds and rings 
I don’t need your prize babe 
i don’t need your prize 
look into my eyes babe and see how i despise this prize 
 

take your medal and throw it away 
come on back when you got something to say 
or just save it for a rainy day. 
ain’t nothing nobel bout me anyway

Nobel Prize Blues ('65 version)

Since 2010

He's been the butt of my joke

And the special guest in my darker dreams

And I guess thought when

He'd eventually choke

I’d go back to my little scene 

Now he's risen to the top of the top of world power

And my friends tell me to scrub my history 

But they can send me down to the bowels of trump towers

Put me on the rack next to my brown and black brothers

Make me pledge allegiance to the hash tag  MAGA no other

Rip my arms and legs off till I bleed out crying for my mother 

I'll be hell-bent to call that motherfucker president

You can bury me up to my ears in quick dry cement I'll 

never call that motherfucker president

Thank God for the First Amendment letting me vent

Trump Tower

FINALLY! Merry Christmas My Master Mister Trump!

well i’m sitting behind my desk in washington dc

and everyone on cable news is yelling at me 

cuz there’s only one place that i wanna go 

that’s down underneath the florida sun in mar a lago 

So call up the tower and tell my wife and son 

have the taxpayers fuel of the air force one 

put in place the press embargo 

gotta be left alone to fun and sun in mar a lago 

Ma - A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow 

Like some some say they know if will some day 

Mar -A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow 

Like some say they know it will some day 


The senators and congressmen  telling me what to do 

How am I supposed to know if any of its true

Sure I like to get on the mic and gin up the crowd

But I'd rather be on the tee where those folks aren't allowed 

Ma - A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow 

Like some some say they know if will some day 

Mar -A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow 

Like some say they know it will some day 

And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis

Playing golf with retired baseball stars 

And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis

Everything is gold

Even the toilet bowls

Mar a lago!

And on Saturdaynight when Melanie's fast asleep

I tip toe to the only room where I really wanna be

Crawling to beautiful king size bed 

and snuggle in between my loves the Vanka and Jarred

And the Sunday comes and my boss tells me we gotta go back 

Home  to the haunted mansion where pretty soon I'm gonna crack 

But for now I guess I play my part in this puppet show

And keep my eye on the weekend where I can go to mar a lago

Trump Songs 

mar a lago

here's a little taste of how i write. it's a boring experience of trial and error. you can hear me hitting a few lines right and then going in the wrong direction for a while. this is not for everyone! and it's quite embarrassing for me to listen to! -t

Writing Trump Talkin Nukes

its and bits of music i've made for fun and for gags, lost in time and buried on my tumblr blog, all here in one place. 

Cowboy Hat

Earthquake Blues

My Wife is Wearing a Mask

Old Dogs

Superbowl Party

Madonna super bowl song

Wild Hogs 2

Based on the presumptive forthcoming Bob Dylan song about the famous shipwreck.

Titanic (short)

Long black dress

I  began recording my record  "In Glendale" with Jonathan Rado but then we both got busy and I ended up recording the record with another band.  But we did manage to record a few tunes at his home studio. He's playing pretty much everything on this track. He's such a tasty player!

In Glendale - Rado

work from home (Rado session)

In Lieu Of Flowers (Please Send Balloons)

ok. lets try this. send me your drums/bass/vocals whatever... 

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here are the lyrics: 


I can kind of remember the times before things went down the drain

Me and you used to sit around and all we would do was complain (riff)

Now the shelves are empty and people are starting to lose their cool 

I don’t know how this ends but I’d like to know when I can send my kids back to school 

This ain’t to living this ain’t no living to me 

This ain’t to living this ain’t no living to me 

Oh Oh Oh 

Oh Oh Oh 

Hearing rumors of friends of mine think they got the disease 

I wanna go back in time when friends of mine could come and go as they please (riff)

We try to stay busy and keep the kids occupied 

We turn on the news and there’s people sayin’ it would be better to just let the old people die 

This ain’t to living this ain’t no living to me 

This ain’t to living this ain’t no living to me 

Oh Oh Oh 

Oh Oh Oh 

And we’re washing our hands keeping clean keeping our fingers away from our face 

And we’re doing our part keep away from each other just to save the human race 

But deep inside I don’t know how much more I can take 

But deep inside I don’t know how much more I can take 

This ain’t to living this ain’t no living to me 

This ain’t to living this ain’t no living to me 

Oh Oh Oh 

Oh Oh Oh

This Aint No Living

This Aint' No Living (Dean Menta Version)

Here's my mix with some of your tracks! I'm so sorry I wasn't able to use all of them... MOST of them actually! I just got burned out sorting through them and trying to line them up to sync.... 

Drums Max Mattingliy
Guitar Jame Beaum
Keys Paul Nolan 
Bass Joshua Klein
Danie Backing Vocals 
Marcus A. Hale backing vocals
Tessa Leigh Williams backing vocals

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