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Sneakin N Geekin

THIS DUDE SUNG THIS SONG IN CLASS WHEN THEY HAD TO DO A PROJECT ON DRUGS LOL OMG xD

PLEASE DONT DO COCAINE

Alaskan Bull Worm (prod. by Classixs)

DBangz - BOOTY EATING TOE SUCKER

School Talk

Squidward;
Spare coochie ma'am 
Spare coochie ma'am 
Spongebob;
Squidward?! is that you?

Lil Mop;
Sound like Kung Fu Panda
PP Bernie Sanders
Christian Ned Flanders
Foreign call me landers
PP Expanders
Bully Bystanders
I Just gave you cancer
y'all don't meet my standards

Bong The Baptist;
Spare me some coochie 
I got me some Gucci
Bong The Baptist be eating the sushi
Notorious Craig yea he like it sloppy
Got a new bitch and she lookin Kylie
Pulled up to the crib and she looking Mikey?

She be a witch so I called her Hermione 
We got this bread like a baker so highly
Lil Mop be fucking on hoes and be dykey
Lasagna that bitch and put her in the cockpit she got a nice ass but I don't want no sass I'm sparing the coochie out in the bag

Bitch on a fishin trip just caught a bass
She fat you know that she gon gain mass
Baptizing bongs man that shit be burning
Sparin some coochie yeah u gotta earn it
Lil Mop kill this track gon make you a virgin
Fix this song up ya call me a surgeon 
Not touching girls cause they got some cooties
Ya you know I’m getting that spare coochie

Sound like Kung Fu Panda
PP Bernie Sanders
Christian Ned Flanders
Foreign call me landers
PP Expanders
Bully Bystanders
I Just gave you cancer
y'all don't meet my standards

Bong the Baptist;

Coochie - the lake imma lochness
Cannin that pussy ya i fuckin popped it 
Shits in the bag ya i went locked it
That bitch a minor yea go and swat it yeaaa

Mop; 
All my chains yeah that all bought it
My lyrics you know I only thot it
I get this money call me deposit
Working out so don’t call me a non fit

5,000$ i spent on this outfit
New album so you can call me I clout it
She so wet so she gonna pout it
Da rules of clout so I am about it

The Notorious C.R.A.I.G.;
SHUT UP
U need some spare coochie
Coochie loosie goosie
6 hoes in the jacuzzi
Pussy all over chacoochie
She got a fat lil booty
I hit that wit a lil uzi
She tryna make a lil movie
Kathotties be wishin they knew me

Bong the Baptist;
Bitches love Craig the sugar daddy
Better watch out ya she got a fatty
Trippin on lean ya trippin on addy
Pussy so tasty like krabby patty
Pinterest my nudes 
Stop giving me lube
Mop be sucking toes on a dude 
Phil swift is daddy bitches like ooo
Bong be swerving all in the coupe
Subbin to brazzers bitch i be learnin
Gettin that coochie man just close the curtain

Bong the Baptist;
Pussy gourmet she give me spray
Pussy my freeway
Im finna melee

Mop;
That bitch from norway
Tha bih my entree
Fuckin thats childsplay
Yall bitches sleep stop hittin the hay
I be plug walkin the milky way
Havin a threesome yea triple play

The Notorious C.R.A.I.G.
Yeah its craig and im rich
All these girls on my dick
She suck dick like a fish
Spare coochie my favorite dish
(x2)
The Notorious C.R.A.I.G. , Bong the Baptist, Big Ching
U need some spare coochie
Coochie loosie goosie
6 hoes in the jacuzzi
Pussy all over chacoochie
She got a fat lil booty
I hit that wit a lil uzi
She tryna make a lil movie
Kathotties be wishin they knew me

*insert lil mop’s inspirational speech to spare coochie all over the globe*

SPARE COOCHIE

SPARE COOCHIE (FEAT. BONG THE BAPTIST & THE NOTORIOUS C.R.A.I.G) (prod. Big Ching)

DIS IS FOR FUN ONLY PLEASE DONT COPYRIGHT BIH
P.S. IM SO ROCK RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Drip Too Hard (PARODY) DICK TOO HARD

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