I used to watch it, my dad put it on a lot! Still a banger :3

people comparing this to aph have never felt the warmth of parental love like STFU

Do not compare this to Alfred’s playhouse PLS

"e-ew Alfred's playhouse!! I'm getting twiggered😢" stfu you pussy and listen to the song 🙏

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From Rise of Alfred - Made by Emily Youcis

Love me - Emily Youcis

My Balls
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Mixscape 
Release Date-Jan 26, 2011 

Verse 1
Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus 
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 2
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle, 
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 3
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
I got what you need.
And you'd said you'd never call,
But girl you ain't seen these balls.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's. 

My Balls

art by tommyrot.jpeg on instagram,follow him,hes pretty talented ! :)

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Andy Warhol Banana Technicolor — I'm In Love With My Computer 1980

made by Andy Warhol Banana Technicolor !!

i’m in love with my computer !!

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From an Alfred Alfer music video that has since been deleted from YouTube. I'm sure you can find it somewhere else. Mainly uploaded for personal use, I didn't have any part in creating this song.

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