Lyrics (From Jessica Miller via Facebook):

Jessica Miller

The 12 days of Christmas...Torchwood-style:

On the first day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the second day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the third days of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the fourth day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
4 SUVs
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the fifth day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
5 STOP WATCHES!!
4 SUVs
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the sixth day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
6 pills forgetting
5 STOP WATCHES!!
4 SUVs
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the seventh day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
7 lifts a-lifting
6 pills forgetting
5 STOP WATCHES!!
4 SUVs
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the eighth day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
8 cells imprisoning
7 lifts a-lifting
6 pills forgetting
5 STOP WATCHES!!
4 SUVs
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the ninth day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
9 lockpicks unlocking
8 cells imprisoning
7 lifts a-lifting
6 pills forgetting
5 STOP WATCHES!!
4 SUVs
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the tenth day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
10 Toshes scanning
9 lockpicks unlocking
8 cells imprisoning
7 lifts a-lifting
6 pills forgetting
5 STOP WATCHES!!
4 SUVs
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the eleventh day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
11 cups of Ianto's coffee
10 Toshes scanning
9 lockpicks unlocking
8 cells imprisoning
7 lifts a-lifting
6 pills forgetting
5 STOP WATCHES!!
4 SUVs
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and a free tour of Torchwood Three

On the twelfth day of Christmas Captain Jack gave to me
12 Captain's snogging
11 cups of Ianto's coffee
10 Toshes scanning
9 lockpicks unlocking
8 cells imprisoning
7 lifts a-lifting
6 pills forgetting
5 STOP WATCHES!!
4 SUVs
3 Life Knives
2 stun guns
and free tour of Torchwood Three!!

Tina Marie Maes