Song request by Kari, about being alone with pizza. In the style of Indie

Isolation Cheese Topped Meal

Song request by Sophia, about naggins being love. In the style of Soft Rock.

Verse 1
It’s been a long day
Working for the man 
Can’t wait to get paid
Gonna grab a naggin

Then I’m gonna get laid
Gonna change my clothes
Tuck my trackies in my socks
Pour my vodka in a volvic bottle

No, I’m sure I’ll never change my ways
No, I’ll never live for just ordinary days
I’m a player and I am sure gonna play

Chorus
Naggins are love, naggins are life
Wake up in a skip 
Then you know it’s been a good night
Naggins are love, naggins are life
Wake up next to her
Then you know you’ve fucked a fat chick

Verse 2
Ow my head it hurts
It’s beating like a bass drum, a big bass drum
Tiptoeing around trying to quell the noise
Ssh can’t you hear you’re being loud

Chorus
Naggins are love, naggins are life
Wake up in a skip 
Then you know it’s been a good night
Naggins are love, naggins are life
Wake up next to her
Then you know you’ve fucked a fat chick


Naggins Are Love, Naggins Are Life

Song request by Najbrit, about hobos. In the style of Reggae.

Verse
Yeah man, I am on the side of a street
No you're right, I ain't got no where else to be
This is my home
This is where I shoot the breeze

Rap Interlude 1
I bring it back, bring it on down,
Call me what you like I'm a wino
Down and out
Living off scraps a lot
Just thinking bout a way out
Doubting all day
I’ll never get a say
Neigh, I’m not living 
I'm not living to pray

Verse 2
Hobo, you call me that all the time
Don’t you know I have feelings too?
Look inside and you'll see
That I'm not quite that different 

Rap Interlude 2
Argh hobo sleeping in your doorway
Feeding the crusts you throwaway
Wistingfully wishing I’d just blow away
But nah man, I can’t go away
Not today waiting for hit
Dis is my life and dis is it







Hobo

The Ballad Of Gerry Adams

Singing the Genres and Subject Matter of Tinder Matches.

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