4/26/25

I99 HITCHHIKING 

LYRICS
VERSE ONE
Pope francis died ->
I’m lookin at the price of eggs
and Earth abides
and I’m finally letting go the dregs

still on the rise
and I haven’t hit the top yet
let’s take a ride
with the saddle and a big bet

a lovely bride
with nachos and a cigarette
don’t make me cry
it’s the rain that got my eyes wet

a mini size ->
four eleven with a silhouette
I must confide
save my life UPON a floppy diskette 

CHORUS
hitchhiking
and I got my sore thumb out
cars pass
one by one I got shut out

hitchhiking
with a bindle on my back
a truck stopped for me
and I’m back on track

VERSE TWO
I spy with my little own eye
brown teacups perky make me sweat
and I’ll tell you why
all my worries are forgotton

and I damn near
went retarded
best believe I got it started
saw the red sea also parted

—
look at those on Dolly Parton
a glass of milk
with your picture on the carton

- skirt you wear is tartan
- my condom foil is spartan
- payless shoes and ketchup packets
are my favorite bargain

CHORUS
hitchhiking
and I got my sore thumb out
cars pass
one by one I got shut out

hitchhiking
with a bindle on my back
a truck stopped for me
and I’m back on track

VERSE 3
and I’m hitchin me a 
ride to the Acropolis
and all the skirt wearing
felines are on top of us

and I’m hitchin me a 
ride way down to Budapest
- the filming starts at four
and there’s no time to rest

and I’m hitchin me a
ride back up St. Petersburg
if I cut I will bleed out
unless I meet Rasputin

no disputin
that my jammy got me shootin
going AWOL
FUBAR SNAFU and I’m coolin

CHORUS
hitchhiking
and I got my sore thumb out
cars pass
one by one I got shut out

hitchhiking
with a bindle on my back
a truck stopped for me
and I’m back on track

VERSE FOUR

capital critters - they’re
up for sale to highest bidders
on the transmitters
hired a bad baby sitter

gave me the jitters
like a double rock inside the kitchen
twin rivers and 
I’m kinda like the bridges

drank too much smerf 
and he sits there and he twitches
draino ice cubes 
swirlin in the arnold palmer

it was a joke a prank
we didn’t think he’d do it
now he’s in the Morgue
and I think we all blew it


CHORUS
hitchhiking
and I got my sore thumb out
cars pass
one by one I got shut out

hitchhiking
with a bindle on my back
a truck stopped for me
and I’m back on track

I99 HITCHHIKING

5/7/25

J11 LAUNDRY DAY

laundry day and I gotta
lotta clothes from the harem
these girls don’t wash em
but they sure do share em

laundry day
and I hit it with the preload
prewash heavy duty
got the key code

change ma-chine
and it’s eating up dollars
crossing the border
to change up to quarters

a panty hoarder
white and color fabric sorter
dry clean or cold wash
following my boss’s orders


laundry day
fresh out of clean clothes
hittin peak loads
waitin smokin green cones

laundry day
fresh out of clean clothes
hittin peak loads
waitin smokin green cones


laundry day
and it’s time to wash
- to get out the stains
and the blood and the sauce

laundry day - get these 
bras and panties all clean
if it’s got wrinkles
I hit it with the steam

got my detergent
tide, surf, and gain
they all smell different
like the name of the game

pretreat the fabric
with the sure shot stain stick
make a quick mend job
on tiny tears and rips



laundry day
and I do it for the harem
steam flows. find stains
that kinda scare him

laundry day
and I do it for the harem
steam flows. find stains
that kinda scare him



laundry day
and it’s time for a smoke break
left over sandwich with some
slices of the cold steak

laundry day
and a take a couple green puffs
exhale smoke and I’m ready
back to clean stuff

here comes the lace
and followed by the black satin
keep up the pace
and rinse off the stack fashion

hand wash them triangles
don’t let them get mangled
gotta fistful of bras
and the straps are all tangled


laundry day
and these ladies keep me busy
bras panties yoga pants
and these fumes get me dizzy

laundry day
and these ladies keep me busy
bras panties yoga pants
and these fumes get me dizzy


laundry day
and it’s time to play - guess the girl
fistful of bras
and it’s time to give this game a whirl

this got to be Brandi’s
helicopter landing
-cup fulla coco butter
- and matching panties

gotta be Deborah’s
double trouble cantaloupes
they’re working hard
can’t depend on chance alone

over the shoulder strapped
to hold dem boulders
Lisa likes the lace
secret money cash holder


laundry day
kinda like a perk
a little something special
to break up the work

laundry day
kinda like a perk
a little something special
to break up the work

J11 LAUNDRY DAY

5/21/25

J22 MONEY CUP

money cup
- can’t show it to my father
when I wait an hour
- then inside I find dollars

squat the property 
leslie - go call the sheriff
recon ciliation in the booth
and at the parish

I pray to God
- cuz its said that he’s the almighty
humble myself
go dental on your white teeth

roast beef
and I plow em when I see em ->
still get it on the daily
and I slide into those dem D Ms

CHORUS
more money in the cup
it’s like it never runs dry
dollar bills keep on coming
and i got a small pile

I gotta fist fulla dollars
gotta keep close stock
gotta keep it secret
cuz the way that they talk

waiting on the money cup
- it’s six or seven dollars
if this ain’t legal
I’m about to get collared

you’re in trouble
got your mama on a polygraph
burst your bubble
more corn than a tamale has

- she’s still the daughter 
with the biggest boobs in the room
if you’re peepin
then I put your body in the tomb

coming soon to a theatre near you
battle cat and cringer ->
and now you gotta clue

CHORUS

dropping on stages 
outrageously famous
and I’m stacken dem wages
keepen rivals in dem cages

sittin on a birthday cake
she swang dat far
- jerkin me hard
when I’m. tryna. drive a car

leather moccasin
- down south shes more darker
got that purple grey stripe
on her penny parkers

hugs are free but the 
d costs a million
like an abrams tank 
no business for civilians

ChORUS

with clear liquor and the lemon lime
about time
starry in the cup
long ago I call you mine

many nights ago
in the ride and we rolled
to the last time that we talked
brought a jacket if you got cold ->

more money in the cup
like a miracle happened
I’ll never starve and my 
sheets will go satin

forever satisfaction
seven dollars at a time
and it fills up and it fills
money cup and it’s all mine

ChORUS

J22 MONEY CUP

J88 NO ONE TO TELL - WAYN 7

J99 RATTLE IN THE CHANGE BOX

11/15/25

J44 SO MANY CHEMICALS

haven’t had a drink
in three months
—I feel itchy and
I want to get drunk

- guzzle guzzle
down a cold thick pint …
I miss my boddingtons
I don’t feel right

but now…
I’m as sober as a judge
- so close to going out
I’m waiting for a nudge

to feel my head swim
and take a few laps
it’d be so easy and
it’d happen so fast

so many chemicals
to get me through

old friends that I had to go
and bid adieu

haven’t smoked weed
in two weeks …
— I’m so bored
passing time with sleep ->

all those empty hours
that I’ve gone and lost
fired up a movie with no
patience to watch

memory gone and
from everybody hiding
give excuse and
texting back lying

can’t remember
the good times I’ve had
reminded daily
that I lost them to the past

so many chemicals
to get me through

old friends that I had to go
and bid adieu

haven’t had some methamphetamine
in five years
— I miss the hype
nasal drip and the tears

with the blast to the brain
and the metal banging
speed freak and my
dealer don’t leave me hanging

up until dawn -
cigarettes and drinking coffee
fucking like a rabbit
and I can’t get her off me

next day I’m worn out
so it’s smoke and music
sweat smells divine
and still want to use it

so many chemicals
to get me through

old friends that I had to go
and bid adieu

robitussin haven’t swilled in
twenty years
can’t say I miss the taste
or week it takes to clear

two bottles and I guzzle
fast as possible
eat some dry bread
cuz the flavor is so awful

only thing to do is
lay down close your eyes
smoke some MJ
to make the vi-su-als fly

time warp memories
that really come true
broken re-al-ity
left behind the me I knew

so many chemicals
to get me through

old friends that I had to go
and bid adieu

J44 SO MANY CHEMICALS

11/20/25

H66 KASSAI OF THE GOLDEN SAND

Kassai coming
roving through the mountains rugged
golden sands.
sell sword cintari thuggin

blade flurry
it got your mighty champ worried ->
sand in your eyes
got your keen eyed vision blurry

precision point to the shield
got your scalp peeled
determination
lost your balance and you got steeled

draw swords.
your heart is what she aimed towards
disembodied limbs
are gonna make your arms sore

Kassai coming
roving through the mountains rugged
golden sands.
sell sword cintari thuggin


yo have you seen her
slicing throats in the arena
brutes fallin
she’s like - a dark and thick athena

blood in the sand
beside the disemboweled man
value added
and she’s never gonna get banned

decapitation ->
the crowd feeling the e-lation
heads are rollin
til she rises up to her station

hunt. for gold.
the price for mercenaries sold
go again
until the other sucka player folds

Kassai coming
roving through the mountains rugged
golden sands.
sell sword cintari thuggin

valiant dynamo
she drops the heavy deathblow
buffed so hard
she busts up Marlynn’s crossbow

outland skirmish
she’s got the copper shine to burnish
blood on her hands
desert lands and the whirling dervish

her deck grinds
fatiguing every type and kind
last card playing
pushing through every. damn. time

attack reactions
carving up the hero factions
no shelter from the storm
preventing any coin extraction

Kassai coming
roving through the mountains rugged
golden sands.
sell sword cintari thuggin

she’s got two sabers
slicing through your armor layers
sell swords
raise an army fulla rompin raiders

black hair
it made the raven stop and stare
like a princess but
she’ll leave you with your skin pared

spoils of war ->
leave the battle(field) soaked in gore
gold and copper
steady pillaging your treasure hoard

she’s Kassai
you tremble when she walks by
a savage beauty
command the swords of allies

Kassai coming
roving through the mountains rugged
golden sands.
sell sword cintari thuggin

H66 KASSAI OF THE GOLDEN SAND

11/29/25

KASSAI COMING (prod. by H.Gee)

Kassai coming
roving through the mountains rugged
golden sands.
sell sword cintari thuggin

blade flurry
it got your mighty champ worried ->
sand in your eyes
got your keen eyed vision blurry

precision point to the shield
got your scalp peeled
determination
lost your balance and you got steeled

draw swords.
your heart is what she aimed towards
disembodied limbs
are gonna make your arms sore


Kassai coming
roving through the mountains rugged
golden sands.
sell sword cintari thuggin


yo have you seen her
slicing throats in the arena
brutes fallin
she’s like - a dark and thick athena

blood in the sand
beside the disemboweled man
value added
and she’s never gonna get banned

decapitation ->
the crowd feeling the e-lation
heads are rollin
til she rises up to her station

hunt. for gold.
the price for mercenaries sold
go again
until the other sucka player folds


Kassai coming
roving through the mountains rugged
golden sands.
sell sword cintari thuggin


valiant dynamo
she drops the heavy deathblow
buffed so hard
she busts up Marlynn’s crossbow

outland skirmish
she’s got the copper shine to burnish
blood on her hands
desert lands and the whirling dervish

her deck grinds
fatiguing every type and kind
last card playing
pushing through every. damn. time

attack reactions
carving up the hero factions
no shelter from the storm
preventing any coin extraction


Kassai coming
roving through the mountains rugged
golden sands.
sell sword cintari thuggin


she’s got two sabers
slicing through your armor layers
sell swords
raise an army fulla rompin raiders

black hair
it made the raven stop and stare
like a princess but
she’ll leave you with your skin pared

spoils of war ->
leave the battle(field) soaked in gore
gold and copper
steady pillaging your treasure hoard

she’s Kassai
you tremble when she walks by
a savage beauty
command the swords of allies

KASSAI COMING (prod. by H.Gee)

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