Froggy Little X-mas

You're My hero

Slaying Santa

Jolly Ol' St. Andrias

The Parade

Anne's Gift

Visiting Dr. Jan

Anne Hatches the Plan

Boonchuy Holiday Traditions

We're Just Happy You're Home

Deck the House

Amphibia Main Title Holiday Version

Men of intellect, men of sass; And they just so happen to share a name?! These old geezers will fight to keep it, so who will come out with the cash and prizes?!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T029YsGxgz8

►Mr.House voiced by:
Swizkii

►House M.D voiced by:
Skitzy

►Audio Cameos:
Foreman: Light
Cameron: JesseBoxVO
Chase: RNG

►Mixed by:
Oofie

►Thumbnail made by:
Grasman

Beat by:
Dansonn

Written by: Jenni No Mercy

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Mr.House Verse 1
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Robert Edwin House, astounding founder of the 38.
The early bird predictor of the world falling to burning hate.
I’m surely greater than the Touch of Gray medbot who everyone abandons.
So unless you pop a couple Vicodin, you don’t have a leg to stand on!
I built a legacy on mathematical paradigms.
This desert is my paradise, inherited all with a pair of dice!
Let me share advice, I’ve masterminded every move you make, no need to boast.
And when your practice is malpractice, it seems this doc took the Hypocrite’s Oath.

Dr.House Verse 1  
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(Dr.House) Okay, what’s Mr Monopoly’s deal? 
(Foreman) Symptoms include thinking he can do this.
(Cameron) Has multiple delusions about his appeal.
(Chase) Maybe it’s lupus? 
(Dr.House) Nah it’s never lupus.
The thing that really gets to me, is you think that I’d care for your legacy.
You cashed all your chips on the Platinum just to watch it get stolen by Benny! (Geez!)
Your chance at winning was Hoover damned, his NCR-my falls.
This silver fox is getting gals, you’re treating yours like Barbie dolls.
Steroids couldn’t stabilize your dialog tree flat lines.
And I won’t need a crowbar to make this vegetable flatline.

Mr.House Verse 2
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And what obscure disease will you think your lines are sick with?
So much of a hardass, can’t get your crews to stick with!
While I can spin riches from dustbins. I’m Hustling, I rock sales.
Your father issues rocked the boat: wonder if that rings a Tom Bell?
You clutch a liquor bottle, hobbled, but you’re still gonna drown.
Couldn’t bite the bullet when you saw that Kutner took a round!
Even Wilson ditched this castaway, wallow away in your depression.
If you want to see the fate of useless junkies, look at your reflection!

Dr.House Verse 2  
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Drown…like flow….Let’s see if this flow works.
Your raps have gone bust, Your robo flow is glitched!
A gaming legacy was stripped when they made 76!
Nothing S.P.E.C.I.A.L.with this Vault Boy. No armor for my assault, boy.
And if your wound is needing some salt, boy. Your name’s honor being lost is your fault, boy!
Be honest, you’re still mad that Mom and Dad love your brother more.
I thought I had an ego, but yours started a new Civil War.
Another Cutthroat Bitch died as he drowns in his own sins.
I guess you were right, Mr Bad Stashe. The House Always wins…

House M.D Vs Mr. House ❰Rap Battle❱

Music composed by Steve Nelson and Thom Sharp.

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - Chase Music #4

(DOOMED 2 - Cobra Tate)

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-Bragging, Flexing, Money and Valuables
(The Baddest, Money Machine, Let’s Talk About Me)
-Sex and Sexual Themes
(Shape of You, Moves Like Jagger, I Just Had Sex)
-Doing it to ‘em, Combat and Combat Sports
(Pumped Up Kicks, Firework, Do It All The Time)
-Media apparently better than Star Wars
(Star Trek, Men In Black, Avengers: Endgame)
-The Internet and Social Media websites
(New Friend Request, Grandma’s Got A Facebook, Down in the DM)

Sources:
Audio from Andrew Tate (All Sources)
Weezer - Undone / The Sweater Song (Doing it To Em; Blue Album) 
DAGames - You’re Mine (Sex/Doing it To Em)
Weezer - Buddy Holly (Doing it To Em; Blue Album)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Better Than Star Wars) 
Little Barrie - Better Call Saul Theme (Doing it To Em/Better Than Star Wars) 
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Combat Sports/Doing it To Em) 
Audio of Schlatt Getting Weezered (Sex/Doing it To Em; Blue Album/Better Than Star Wars/The Internet)
MandoPony ft. Hatsune Miku - Survive The Night (Offsource)

Survive The Classroom 11: Death of a TourneyKid

Welcome back to another rap battle! This battle pits school idol from Love Live, Nico Yazawa, against the man behind the slaughter, William Afton! Who will win? That's for you to decide!

(0:14) Nico:
Hello? Hello? Is this the night guard that I’m fighting?
The one who thinks the worst thing’s children and people flashing their lights and
Wanna save themselves from dying? Well then sir, I’m still not buying
You Nico Nico Niii-

(0:25) Afton:
-Need to put that verse on pure silence.
Greetings there miss, name’s Afton. Best not tread where I’m setting trends.
Now I’d say this schoolgirl should drop the pen, cause I’ll make it clear that we’re not friends.
What a goner, have you all lost to this monster
The man behind the slaughter, idol’s going idle knowing I spit hotter

(0:43) Nico:
When it comes to parenting and rapping, you sure suck at handling Mikes
If that was a taste of your raps, then I’m barely scarred from Fazbear’s Frights.
I’d say your games are pretty hit-or-miss, from the cheap jumpscares to your failing plans; 
And I thought I was supposed to be the family man, but what the hell’s up with your family, man?
I can’t be sittin’, relaxin’, (huh?) PG was gaining some traction, (yep.)
Then Michael came in attacking his dad’s actions so this hack’s wack act could just get a reaction
Henson’s attraction’s’ attractin’ no one, I’ve seen more liveliness out of your puppets
Purple Guy’s losing green so best make like your family restaurants and finally shut it

(1:12) Afton:
Comparing your father and I, there’s something I should mention;
I ascended through the ranks, the only thing he did was ascended.

(1:19) Nico:
You used to be all scary and your calls’s what you were known by,
But they hung up your story, so yeah, you’re not that guy, Phone Guy.

(1:26) Afton:
Seems you need to merge your mind, your vanity won’t get me fooled
Falling behind in this rap, it won’t take much to leave you schooled.
This child wants to break me, how? I won’t let you take me down.

(1:37) Nico:
Well, it looks to me that your machines aren’t the only things that’re breaking down!

(1:40) (Breakdown where Afton turns into Springtrap)

(1:47) Springtrap:
It seems that I’ve returned to breathe some life into this one track.
So now I’ll show this student how to properly come back
You got acclaim from your music by versing all your dumb raps
But your creators saw what was built and turned it into scrap! (Agh!)
The upperclassmen got a hold of your group, and you tried to lead it with a bright future.
Yet with how I’ve left this child crying, I guess my restaurants would suit you.
And your laughable lyrics don’t compare to the bots I’ve been gutted by
So I don’t need to turn off any cameras to have your battery running dry.

(2:16) Nico:
For the record, this guy surrendered to kids and then got his body severed
‘Cause he couldn’t walk around a suit better than your Mikey with Ennard
Lilliard makes Pratt seem peak cinema; how ‘bout I fill in?
Since I’m not dying to this robot because I’m not your children!
So, looking at your animatronics, they’re far from flooring,
When what’s boring is the story that’s present in your recordings
Yet it’s funny Henry did that job much better than you could
But it’s clear that flames have once again shut Afton down for good…

Azia as Nico Yazawa
Cranice as William Afton

William Afton vs Nico Yazawa

William Afton vs Nico Yazawa - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Four Stories from Trap Door 

Read by Willie Rushton Tempo Story Tapes 1987 
Illustrations by Steve Cox.

Vile Pile, Not Very Nice, Yechh! and Flying Wosit Fingy

The Parade

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