“(There should be a) Trigger Warning For Xmas (Shitmas
Song)”

There should be a trigger warning for xmas
It’s a very shitty time of year
The tinsel and the gaudy trinkets shit us
Family events even ruin the taste of beer

     There should be a trigger warning for xmas
     It shits us, shits us, shits us, shits us, shits us.
     There should be a trigger warning for xmas
     Shitmas, shitmas, shitmas, shitmas, shitmas.
 
The northern hemisphere’s celebration of winter
Known as Saturnalia to some not all
Was hijacked by the churches to help split us
Into theists sects and cults forever at war

     There should be a trigger warning for xmas
     It shits us, shits us, shits us, shits us, shits us.
     There should be a trigger warning for xmas
     Shitmas, shitmas, shitmas, shitmas, shitmas.

Christmas in Australia’s particularly ridiculous
Middle of summer covering shit in fake snow
People in winter hats eating dead pigs and pissed up
Suicides rise and brain cells hit a new low

     There should be a trigger warning for xmas
     It shits us, shits us, shits us, shits us, shits us.
     There should be a trigger warning for xmas
     Shitmas, shitmas, shitmas, shitmas, shitmas.

     There should be a trigger warning for xmas
     It shits us, shits us, shits us, shits us, shits us.
     There should be a trigger warning for xmas
     Shitmas, shitmas, shitmas, shitmas, shitmas.

(There should be a) Trigger Warning For Xmas (Shitmas Song)

Andy Marks' original solo ode to the 1970s Parramatta Rugby League footballer, Ed Sulcowicz. Current Crow drummer and former member of Sydney alternative acts, Lunarcide and Vanilla Chainsaws, Andy plays all instruments on this original track, written in 2000 and recorded circa 2002 at Al Heeney's studios in Armidale, NSW.

Andy Marks (Masters 2002-03)

Electric Eels Are Sparking

Suicide Note: The Musical

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Oversight

Written by Tim Lynch and performed (c. 1994) by early nineties, Sydney band, Lunarcide. This line-up features Tim on vocals and guitar, Andy Marks and Mick Cook also on guitars, Peter Goth on bass and Matt Skelton on drums. It was recorded live at Troy Horse studios, Newtown and mixed by Tim Whitten.

The Walls Crawl

Lunarcide - Woven End

Written by Andy Marks, 'Spots' was a regular in the live sets of 1990s Sydney band, Lunarcide. This version, recorded live at Zen Studios, circa 1998, features Andy on vocals and rhythm guitar, Tim Lynch on lead guitar, Paul Brown on bass and Stuart Braun on drums.

Old Darky

Lunarcide - Spots

Written by Andy Marks, this version of 'Light's Out' was recorded live by Sydney band, Lunarcide at Zen studios, St Peters circa 1996. Andy Marks is on vocals and rhythm guitar, Tim Lynch on lead guitar, Hamish Bond on bass and Noel Deathe on drums.

Fungus Slide

Lunarcide - Light's Out

"Dangerous" is a dark, hypnotic electronic track built for the shadows of the underground.
Minimal yet pulsing, it fuses sultry, attitude-driven vocals with dark electro textures, carving a sensual, edgy atmosphere laced with rebellion.
Dangerous belongs at 3 a.m. on the dancefloor — a soundtrack for those who move through the night on instinct alone.
Raw and darkly alluring, it captures the moment when desire crosses into risk — and the danger becomes the addiction.
A dark club anthem with a punk-fuelled bite.

Dangerous

Some years ago now we were given the rights to re-record the entire catalog of Fraggle Rock music. SO MANY SONGS...! We asked a lot of our friends to bide in and interpret the classics in their distinct ways. Here our friends Low put their special brand of dreamy pop dirge to Time To Live As One.

Enjoy!

Fraggle Rock - Dream a Dream and See

LOW "Time To Live As One" (From FRAGGLE ROCK)

Happy Joy

Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - Dead Man's Island

Tunes:

Even: Til' The End Of The Day
The Hummingbirds: Sister Golden Hair
Rail: Back Of A Car
The Hollowmen: Don't Want to Know If You Are Lonely 
The Earthmen: I Just Don't Know What to Do with Myself 
Frente: Bizare Love Triangle
Golden Rough: Achin' To Be
Hammerfish: Bad Reputation
Header: Wined And Dined
The Welcome Mat: Day After Day
The Killjoys: In Between Days
Moler: Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn't've)
Sea Stories: Here She Comes Now
The Clouds: Wichita Lineman
The Steinbecks: Draining The Pool For You
Autohaze: Here Tonight

Thank you to Paul Smith for his artwork image!

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