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*D&D Soundtrack Ambient* Goblin Camp (Prod. Str8kdt)

Reunion

Song written by Spatula 007 that I quickly produced a while back, he writes a darn good chorus.


Holly was a trader on a rare good routes
But Tommy was pirate looking for some hoots
And  all of that resulted in some jettisoned loot
But a smuggler NPC done scooped it up

Well Harry was a troll and had a real good time
Interdicting people and committing crime
But Skelly hunted bounties
And he took off Harry panties and inserted all his missiles in his butt

Because space is dangerous 
Galnet hasd enabled us
To all become elite and engineered
The grind has taken us
Salt is oh so cancerous
Won't the thargoids take me out of here

Well Dirk was on a rescue its a fuel rat thing
And Deathship was a miner cause he likes it boring
But they do what others can't
Because they watched Obsidian Ant
But what do they both think of Powerplay
Well Winters is a pussy and Hudson is prick
Denton's fucking goats with old L'auvignys dick
Mahon's kind of chubby
And Aisling kinda hot
The Asian guys alright but the two are not

Because space is dangerous
Galnet has enabled us to all become elite and engineered
The grind has taken us
The salt is oh so cancerous
Won't the thargoids take me out of here

The Elite Dangerous Song - written by Spatula 007

My bro sent me some lyrics/forum rant paragraph that I tried to turn into a tongue in cheek song, there were a lot more words but yeah unfinished as always but never enough time to finish things out of work...
lyrics

The forum is quiet, not much going on
I some ways that's why I am writing this song
Nothing new to discuss, just ongoing grind
As Cannon and co, track the latest Thargoid find

We're waiting for the next patch to drop
I'm in my latest ship buying skins from the shop
the inevitable happens, I hear the bell toll an angry or bored or inept or just droll
Post on the forum appears, from a new Troll...........

An internet ghost, safe in anonimity
Has spotted an opening and filled it with glee
Spouting flaming buzzwords, invectives  vitriols
Calling the others to crawl from their holes
and they chant its a
Mile wide an inch deep
its the mantra they will say
yeah its a Mile wide an inch deep
and they will type this tripe all day
yeah its a Mile wide an inch deep
is that all you can say
yeah its a Mile wide an inch deep
and yet 500 hours you play?  Yeah

As my finger hovers, over ignore
my usual response to this repetitive bore, 
I see this pointless post has poked at a nerve
Of the famous White Knights and they respond with such verve
forgetting its just what the troll wants
but they're riled by the inaccurate statements and grammar and fonts
The post picks up speed as contributors clash 
questioning integrity, parenthood and even mental health standings in a globalised world wide web impersonal shit slinging match!

And they say its a 
Mile wide and an inch deep
its the mantra they will say
yeah its a Mile wide an inch deep
and they will type this tripe all day 
yeah its a Mile wide an inch deep
is all you can say
oh its a Mile wide an inch deep
and yet 500 hours you play?

I watch the usual parry and riposte unfold
the same old feints the beta promise of old
moral high ground being taken by either side
some eating popcorn just along for the ride
yet most of the Knights are so lost in corresponding
havent noticed thst the troll hasn't even responded
the account serve its purpose, the forums a twitter
they've forgotten whatever was posted that turned them all so fervent and angry and so bitter

Mile wide and an inch deep
are the posts I will copy and paste
Mile wide and inch deep
For all that lovely salt I can taste

You cant beat a troll by rhyme or reason
You cant beat a troll by enticing and teasing
You cant beat a troll with clever word play

You beat a troll by doing this …..............................

A Mile Wide An Inch Deep - Forum rant words by c00ky1970

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Original Halo Themes by Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori
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Installation 01 Original Soundtrack - Abstract Ingenuity (Chill Mix)

She was a beauty stern to bow
the finest ship I'd ever own 
I took her out to find some diamonds 
little did I know

I filled her up with cargo bays 
and mining lasers
surface blasters
every scrap of space she had I'd fill with every tool

As I left the station doors 
I saw a sign upon the floor
and cursing I did haul her round
there's something I'd forgot

You may fly a ship so fine
but don't forget this simple line
before you click to disembark
have you got your limpets?

hey ho 
away we go
to fetch some diamonds
for my hold
oh blast redock fast
oh dont forgot your limpets

hey ho 
away we go
to fetch some diamonds
for my hold
oh blast redock fast
oh dont forgot your limpets

Dont Forget Your Limpets - Elite Dangerous Sea Shanty

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I write music for TV short film theatre and live performance.
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A Mile Wide An Inch Deep - Forum rant words by c00ky1970

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