"Hey mommy want a little dick with them fries" XD I lost it LOL

mike

my entry for the rapgenius contest that
I didn't have a mic in russia to record,
also i was sick.
i need a producer to make this shit sound good

13 when she started getting hit on by guys
Like ey Mami want a little dick with them fries
Or a martini and Tiffany's, listen and think
Your desperation sure does reek on that drink
What's your name, can we fuck, you while out with your dick
While subconsciously the lady knows she's runnin this shit
Before Wayne had a lollipop up in the club
Say Anything and Brand New taught a schoolkid how to love
It was fucked up, what I learned to do was supplicate
Fixed that for all the bitches who hate when you manipulate
An arms race, charming, yet emotionless and ruthless
Young, dumb, and breaks you down, Cher ain't so Clueless
So stop fawning, start yawning, and hit the floor just to dance
Fuck your hand and avoid the romance
Withhold the dick, supply and demand
Flip the tables and make her beg to get in your pants

Drive Slow

ok this shit is bad...i tried using poetry devices i read about

rap game jeremy hammond

chilling in the lead i need something to do
so imma pack a bowl and drop some bars on you
you script kiddies ain't shit, you can't code can you?
you'll never guess that my password is hunter2

pecking with a banana, that shit so ripe
no letters on the keyboard, so that you can't type
fork bomb fuckers who sanitize funny
and code in PHP and print out dollar sign money

keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite

shouts out to my true love, grubhub
without them i'd be out trying get fed
sitting on the top shitting all over your bunk bed
drop deuces like i'm hollywood undead

i don't got a team, i am just one dude
i don't pop molly, i rock tomcr00se

Namesake

Catch me snorting dandelions
I'm crazy like Amanda Bynes
It's tantalizing watching me
run fingers round your pantyline
It's so surprising
Fuck Verizon
Love horizons
But I'm rising over these haters
Like yeast, I don't know what the time is

Johnny Coward deflowered in the back of a civic
So fat she's poppin the rivets
And copping some dessert
From the donut palace, with a cock in her miz-outh
Tried to ditch her outside, and get the sack out my hiz-ouse

Ho, Do you wanna smoke crack?
Come over and smack your back on my aerobics mat
Uh, And prepare to meet horny me
Now I'm storming your bitches pussy like normandy

Singing I Love You
And you can love me monotonicly, Bore-ney
Eyes locked in the midst of an orgy
We had something, we both felt more
But there's a hole in your heart
You four door whore

Uh, I'm frustrated we dated
but now I'm sated so I'm chewing
days away, masticating
Put it all the way in, and just let it simmer man
You'll never forgive me like I'm George Zimmerman

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Beat thanks to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZKeH5k4JMU

Risky Business Freestyle

Cover of Eminem's "The Sauce". Practicing my breath control and cadence.

I encourage you to try this with a mic and instrumental, it's not as easy as I first thought. Much respect to Eminem. And no disrespect to Benzino, this diss is just an impressive display of technical prowess.

The Sauce (cover)

had to recreate the sample cause of the copyright filter
and there is a piano in my apartment

yeah...it's not rap

i want to be in love when the endgame plays out

bqh zul :/.... ama stanah ot dobrite

A szívem az egy törött ablak, bemászhatsz de megvág
Mindenkinek mondom jól vagyok de ez  hazugság
Harmadnapra nem maradok, nekem mennem kell
Ha Anyám kérdi mondjátok meg  mindig szerettem

Sose vagyok józan de még egyszer sem remegtem
Nevetsz rajtam, tudom, de mehetne egy szerepcsere
Vagy inkább meg maradtok fent a neten
Minden dalom igaz habár szónok nem lehetek

Várom hogy valaki egyszer megment de az élet nem mese
Hiába a sok álom ha csak a szereken flesseltek
Nem is mozgat manapság már a cigi se
Csak koptatom a kyriem kint a tereken

A szívem az egy törött ablak, bemászhatsz de megvág
Mindenkinek mondom jól vagyok de ez  hazugság
Harmadnapra nem maradok, nekem mennem kell
Ha Anyám kérdi mondjátok meg  mindig szerettem

törött ablak w/deadboipurpp (prod.:@flexerxx+cymric+lbwbeats)

So there's some good news and bad news.

Bad news, I didn't have a real mic to record this, as I am, as stated, in a hotel room and only have my mac. 

Good news, I learned what mastering was. Shouts to the Portland crew.

Room Service Freestyle

bonus track from that time i was in vegas and went to the studio. don't expect much.

towards a transformative hermeneutics of quantum gravity

FIGURINES AND PLASTIC DREAMS

now that you feel, you say it's not real

fakemink-milk(remix)

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"Can You Hear Me" (One Take)

Raiding party!

Things I should have been doing today include making my Taiwan talk, cleaning my apartment, and incorporating. Things I actually did today include this rap song and playing age of empires.

Also, for serious, I need a producer. Message me here.

Beat thanks to HHSolid, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVtSyRSRyI


Small Chair Culture War

influenced by say anything, eminem, the ataris, drake, flobots, something corporate, watsky, brand new, battle rap, TWIABP, kanye west, blink-182, billy joel, showtunes, fall out boy, and so many. wish my songs sounded like the chainsmokers.

Drive Slow

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