mike

Just having fun on a Thursday morning. No production quality, this is musical typing in Garageband with "Kyle" the virtual drummer. I bought a little 25 key keyboard that gets here tomorrow cause I'm too lazy to move the piano over so like the notes can have different velocities and stuff.

THE NOTCHESSS OF YOUR SPINE...aRE LOOKING sHArP TONITE

Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i3t9mAvwqg

Me vs Your Friends (cover)

Cover of Eminem's "The Sauce". Practicing my breath control and cadence.

I encourage you to try this with a mic and instrumental, it's not as easy as I first thought. Much respect to Eminem. And no disrespect to Benzino, this diss is just an impressive display of technical prowess.

The Sauce (cover)

had to recreate the sample cause of the copyright filter
and there is a piano in my apartment

yeah...it's not rap

i want to be in love when the endgame plays out

So there's some good news and bad news.

Bad news, I didn't have a real mic to record this, as I am, as stated, in a hotel room and only have my mac. 

Good news, I learned what mastering was. Shouts to the Portland crew.

Room Service Freestyle

bonus track from that time i was in vegas and went to the studio. don't expect much.

towards a transformative hermeneutics of quantum gravity

My first complete rap track ever!

Live from DEFCON 22 in Vegas

http://open.spotify.com/track/41blaoqElTldKdFKxKYK2O
https://itunes.apple.com/album/it-was-called-cold-war-because/id909648022?l=ja&v0=9988&ign-mpt=uo%3D1



it was called the cold war because russia is cold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcUShsmww6E

(殿堂カード) 【 進化クリーチャー 】
種族 デーモン・コマンド / 侵略者 / 文明 闇 / パワー7000 / コスト5

■進化―自分の闇のクリーチャー1体の上に置く。
■侵略―闇のコマンド（自分の闇のコマンドが攻撃する時、手札にあるこのクリーチャーをその上に重ねてもよい。）
■W・ブレイカー
■このクリーチャーがバトルゾーンに出た時、相手の手札を2枚見ないで選び、捨てさせる。

prettylittlepsycho200

matter

FIGURINES AND PLASTIC DREAMS

now that you feel, you say it's not real

i want to be dead - soul is crying, feel like dying
untitledexe.bandcamp.com/track/soul-is-crying-feel-like-dying

life is so exhausting

Part of Discord Datafile Part 4 - Mystical Archives

All proceeds go to https://translifeline.org

Happy pride!! https://discorddatafile.bandcamp.com/album/ddfv4-mystical-archives

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Raiding party!

Things I should have been doing today include making my Taiwan talk, cleaning my apartment, and incorporating. Things I actually did today include this rap song and playing age of empires.

Also, for serious, I need a producer. Message me here.

Beat thanks to HHSolid, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVtSyRSRyI


Small Chair Culture War

In very beautiful Beijing hotel room (georgehotz on insta to see hotel cause I am influencer but only story cause I am lazy so be fast) Guess what production quality is worse than usual even, only MacBook and QC35s. At least I had the wire so the wireless didn't lag. This was fun.

Lyrics:

Curtains closed this as close as we get to the cloud
If I was proud I'd tell younger me to look at me now
But there's a, little hitch, a certain feeling of doubt
Clawing me out, let me tell you when it all went south

You see I used to be the guy to follow emo tropes and go north
Get in my car and drive
We move it's fine
And never be cucked
Into a normal life
And never give two fucks
Bout what you thought was right

Flip our bosses off
Roll on heelys by
And make our choices daily
If we wanna try
Live for today, live for tonight
And just ride the mania wave for the rest of our life

But I was smoking weed when I got caught up in some plans
Used to brag that I only thought a week in advance
It was a midsummers night I didn't see the demands
I was hungry and slipped and sold my soul to the man

And when you sell to the devil
The deal is never straightforward
It's honest on paper
But you see the consequence later
You can scream at the world
But that shit doesn't help
The best you can do
Is fucking scream at yourself

You stupid bitch
How could you do me like this
We used to be free
Now we're doing e-mails and shit
You say don't you have a boss
But you're acting so whipped
Okay I fell the for the scam
And Moloch's a dick

Beat: the first free one on 20dollarbeats.com lol

Society

made a pickaxe for strip mining
demonstrations of sick timing
penetration is all online
a virtual dick slide in

and it hurts to be misbridled
mares and colts that never break
I just came to fuck a bitch
and skip over the dinner date

bigger plates and insatiable appetites
I've heard the come down is hard
it keeps me up at night
goodbye to your small town jobs
stomped out by computerized mobs
did you put up a fight?

magnesium packed
prerolls in the back
when the light comes
tell me who's holding the bag
I see it it's sad
rage screaming at pads
big teams of them mind melters
grew up just like their dads

another thing to move past
whiplash from a ringtone
toe tags and ankle monitors
in woods with harmonicas
in good with the phonics
a big bash for the new god
they claim to be so tolerant
disagree and they're all frauds

bowl packed and passed to the ratchet Socrates
hacked to bits, on the altar of mediocrity
phony lumberjacks take a hatchet to meritocracy
flava flav clock on my neck
take a walk with me

Midas was a little wrong
everything we touch turns to Silicon
all optics are gone in the octagon

all drop kicks and no politics
all hot shit and no hot takes
don't pray just eat pancakes
be so far gone when the dam breaks

car alarmed and jailbreak an immobilizer
hail satan and hold your sides in
a roller coaster with broke lights
a hope driven by poltergeists
the olds own all these shit rides
and trade all on a future where
...nobody who's sick dies
...nobody will get fired
...nobody will doubt lies
oh I think it's about time

it's rotting from the substructure
clotting deep in the constructs
it's burrowing and hiding and bribing people
with Schrute bucks
but people keep on riding to an Oompa Loompa future
when you think the ride is over
it gets stupider

and they're hiding horcruxes
in all the starbuckses
watching you dumb ducks as you fight about
which old fuck amongst them you think that should rule you
argue that we all should pay them to school you

hello from the classroom
duck duck apple strudel
...RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!
they came for your culture
they came for your meme
and you all bought in so there's no one to scream

sick Michael Vicks
like you chickens to cockfight
or stay in your room and be sucked into fortnite
but look at their strings
and show up with your scissors
and when they turn their back
stab them through the liver!
...gizzards and hearts
...mouths and eyes
to rewrite the future those people must die

I dream of a new dawn
a red sky and a blue lawn
where we know words are harmless
and we can play with open arms
or we can say that work is play
or we can say that work is gone
but I know either way our way of life will still live on

from cells to monkeys
neanderthals to junkies
to propagandists to oligarchs
the Internet will stomp their hearts

get it in when the lights go dark
cinnamon and an apple tart
synonyms and linguistic tricks
livin big as a macintosh

the pack is stacked you got a crew to roll with
hold a calendar a patience and a brofist
for the pacing
and replacement
of complacence
with a statement
of the hatred
for the agitprop
fake dividing
real denying
fake shit

and arise from sordid ashes
to come answering the call
I am crying from a bunker
that the truth can save us all

it was not called the civil war because people were civil

influenced by say anything, eminem, the ataris, drake, flobots, something corporate, watsky, brand new, battle rap, TWIABP, kanye west, blink-182, billy joel, showtunes, fall out boy, and so many. wish my songs sounded like the chainsmokers.

it was called the cold war because russia is cold

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