Relmaster need ta suck these B4LLz no real master waiting others to do shit.

mike

ok this shit is bad...i tried using poetry devices i read about

rap game jeremy hammond

chilling in the lead i need something to do
so imma pack a bowl and drop some bars on you
you script kiddies ain't shit, you can't code can you?
you'll never guess that my password is hunter2

pecking with a banana, that shit so ripe
no letters on the keyboard, so that you can't type
fork bomb fuckers who sanitize funny
and code in PHP and print out dollar sign money

keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite

shouts out to my true love, grubhub
without them i'd be out trying get fed
sitting on the top shitting all over your bunk bed
drop deuces like i'm hollywood undead

i don't got a team, i am just one dude
i don't pop molly, i rock tomcr00se

Namesake

I have a fever and shit and need to heal up like wolverine for tomorrow.
Been watching battle raps.

I'm a little feverish
uh, sightly delirious
Phone dropping the chopper noise
Next to where the speaker sits
And I can barely speak or spit
Still fuck with that reefer kid
Chiefin it, eating it
not wanting to give a shit

Roll up to the police station
Peep the cops face when a hot alien waif
tells him she raped a dude
Surfing pictures of the bottom half of keyboards
Zoomed in on the middle
Saying damn dude, space is huge

Probably, I'll be found dead in my apartment
How do you eat when you lack little white cartons?
Round up a cavewoman, stomp her out with doc martens
Screaming bitch make me dinner like a little white cartman
And she's too old to get her face put on milk cartons
Baby by the milk man, fuck no, abortion
Please can I keep it, ho quit your talkin
Only carriage she rocks is off a cliff: Clara Barton

Literally Sick

someone should explain my shit on rapgenius so i can understand it

****

my goon says you can go on
and we'll take this off ice, back to my office
plus bonus, these girls wanna bone us
though they just told us
mining guild scams are off the menu
you wouldn't continue, to con tin you
hiding with your laptop, in a bag of groceries
ingots in sacks, hoping thats said jokingly
leaving me to hashtag wait and hope and see
behind 7 proxies, you ran all locally
and i know it's not your scene
but party vans are not the parties that you see on your screen
old school, kick it back to command.com
when you still believed you one day might not live with your mom
on your apple ii e, typing peek and poke
when you first ixquicked for deep and throat
john mccain, please let me beat the hope
marketing campaign, scribbled with pen stains
gone off that cocaine, crashing that fast train, in spain
and watching when the fire sparks
i was ethereal before i was a wireshark

25 Down Guarana

Cover of Eminem's "The Sauce". Practicing my breath control and cadence.

I encourage you to try this with a mic and instrumental, it's not as easy as I first thought. Much respect to Eminem. And no disrespect to Benzino, this diss is just an impressive display of technical prowess.

The Sauce (cover)

had to recreate the sample cause of the copyright filter
and there is a piano in my apartment

yeah...it's not rap

i want to be in love when the endgame plays out

bqh zul :/.... ama stanah ot dobrite

So there's some good news and bad news.

Bad news, I didn't have a real mic to record this, as I am, as stated, in a hotel room and only have my mac. 

Good news, I learned what mastering was. Shouts to the Portland crew.

Room Service Freestyle

bonus track from that time i was in vegas and went to the studio. don't expect much.

towards a transformative hermeneutics of quantum gravity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcUShsmww6E

(殿堂カード) 【 進化クリーチャー 】
種族 デーモン・コマンド / 侵略者 / 文明 闇 / パワー7000 / コスト5

■進化―自分の闇のクリーチャー1体の上に置く。
■侵略―闇のコマンド（自分の闇のコマンドが攻撃する時、手札にあるこのクリーチャーをその上に重ねてもよい。）
■W・ブレイカー
■このクリーチャーがバトルゾーンに出た時、相手の手札を2枚見ないで選び、捨てさせる。

prettylittlepsycho200

fakemink-milk(remix)

JOIN UP https://discord.com/invite/Z2sMeEDRmf
me n @goth13th

*HDS - CONTRADICTING OUR HOPE. (random ids)

@emorave // emotekk remix

@hard-dance-souljas

*HDS - PINK MOLLY WATER @uznan

really big fan of the way this sounds
https://soundcloud.com/killgriffin/griffnjoz

stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop

Raiding party!

Things I should have been doing today include making my Taiwan talk, cleaning my apartment, and incorporating. Things I actually did today include this rap song and playing age of empires.

Also, for serious, I need a producer. Message me here.

Beat thanks to HHSolid, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVtSyRSRyI


Small Chair Culture War

Happy 4th of July.

One take, if I fuck up then I don't redo it.

I just don't feel the feelings the second time and I am a bad actor.

could we please make greatness great again

wrote this a few weeks ago. it's something

beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Spl01fG4_o

interlude

influenced by say anything, eminem, the ataris, drake, flobots, something corporate, watsky, brand new, battle rap, TWIABP, kanye west, blink-182, billy joel, showtunes, fall out boy, and so many. wish my songs sounded like the chainsmokers.

Namesake

tomcr00se

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