geohot

my entry for the rapgenius contest that
I didn't have a mic in russia to record,
also i was sick.
i need a producer to make this shit sound good

13 when she started getting hit on by guys
Like ey Mami want a little dick with them fries
Or a martini and Tiffany's, listen and think
Your desperation sure does reek on that drink
What's your name, can we fuck, you while out with your dick
While subconsciously the lady knows she's runnin this shit
Before Wayne had a lollipop up in the club
Say Anything and Brand New taught a schoolkid how to love
It was fucked up, what I learned to do was supplicate
Fixed that for all the bitches who hate when you manipulate
An arms race, charming, yet emotionless and ruthless
Young, dumb, and breaks you down, Cher ain't so Clueless
So stop fawning, start yawning, and hit the floor just to dance
Fuck your hand and avoid the romance
Withhold the dick, supply and demand
Flip the tables and make her beg to get in your pants

Drive Slow

ok this shit is bad...i tried using poetry devices i read about

rap game jeremy hammond

chilling in the lead i need something to do
so imma pack a bowl and drop some bars on you
you script kiddies ain't shit, you can't code can you?
you'll never guess that my password is hunter2

pecking with a banana, that shit so ripe
no letters on the keyboard, so that you can't type
fork bomb fuckers who sanitize funny
and code in PHP and print out dollar sign money

keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite

shouts out to my true love, grubhub
without them i'd be out trying get fed
sitting on the top shitting all over your bunk bed
drop deuces like i'm hollywood undead

i don't got a team, i am just one dude
i don't pop molly, i rock tomcr00se

Namesake

Catch me snorting dandelions
I'm crazy like Amanda Bynes
It's tantalizing watching me
run fingers round your pantyline
It's so surprising
Fuck Verizon
Love horizons
But I'm rising over these haters
Like yeast, I don't know what the time is

Johnny Coward deflowered in the back of a civic
So fat she's poppin the rivets
And copping some dessert
From the donut palace, with a cock in her miz-outh
Tried to ditch her outside, and get the sack out my hiz-ouse

Ho, Do you wanna smoke crack?
Come over and smack your back on my aerobics mat
Uh, And prepare to meet horny me
Now I'm storming your bitches pussy like normandy

Singing I Love You
And you can love me monotonicly, Bore-ney
Eyes locked in the midst of an orgy
We had something, we both felt more
But there's a hole in your heart
You four door whore

Uh, I'm frustrated we dated
but now I'm sated so I'm chewing
days away, masticating
Put it all the way in, and just let it simmer man
You'll never forgive me like I'm George Zimmerman

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Beat thanks to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZKeH5k4JMU

Risky Business Freestyle

someone should explain my shit on rapgenius so i can understand it

****

my goon says you can go on
and we'll take this off ice, back to my office
plus bonus, these girls wanna bone us
though they just told us
mining guild scams are off the menu
you wouldn't continue, to con tin you
hiding with your laptop, in a bag of groceries
ingots in sacks, hoping thats said jokingly
leaving me to hashtag wait and hope and see
behind 7 proxies, you ran all locally
and i know it's not your scene
but party vans are not the parties that you see on your screen
old school, kick it back to command.com
when you still believed you one day might not live with your mom
on your apple ii e, typing peek and poke
when you first ixquicked for deep and throat
john mccain, please let me beat the hope
marketing campaign, scribbled with pen stains
gone off that cocaine, crashing that fast train, in spain
and watching when the fire sparks
i was ethereal before i was a wireshark

25 Down Guarana

had to recreate the sample cause of the copyright filter
and there is a piano in my apartment

yeah...it's not rap

i want to be in love when the endgame plays out

So there's some good news and bad news.

Bad news, I didn't have a real mic to record this, as I am, as stated, in a hotel room and only have my mac. 

Good news, I learned what mastering was. Shouts to the Portland crew.

Room Service Freestyle

bonus track from that time i was in vegas and went to the studio. don't expect much.

towards a transformative hermeneutics of quantum gravity

My first complete rap track ever!

Live from DEFCON 22 in Vegas

http://open.spotify.com/track/41blaoqElTldKdFKxKYK2O
https://itunes.apple.com/album/it-was-called-cold-war-because/id909648022?l=ja&v0=9988&ign-mpt=uo%3D1



it was called the cold war because russia is cold

Raiding party!

Things I should have been doing today include making my Taiwan talk, cleaning my apartment, and incorporating. Things I actually did today include this rap song and playing age of empires.

Also, for serious, I need a producer. Message me here.

Beat thanks to HHSolid, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVtSyRSRyI


Small Chair Culture War

Happy 4th of July.

One take, if I fuck up then I don't redo it.

I just don't feel the feelings the second time and I am a bad actor.

could we please make greatness great again

is it still possible to feel things non ironically?

if you are thinking of starting a company don't

http://geohot.com/homelessness.html

I guess I’m not angry, I guess I’m nothing anymore
I could sell my bed, I’d be just as nothing if I slept on the floor

The times are a changing
And if I’m confused
I only imagine how the rest of you feel
But it’ll all be fine, relax, calm down
The fights not for your body
It’s for your mind

Chorus:
3 weeks of wandering
Say I’m serious now

I slept outside

They’re here to make you anxious
They’re here to make you care
They’re here to make you angry
They wanna divide you
So let them
And get over it

Refrain:
There’s fog in the air
And there could be magic

I’ll do for the music
The future is the only place we’re going
And if it takes an army
I’ll build one
I’m not a coward and
I’m nobodies victim

Chorus

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3QrWrlEtbA

sufficiently advanced democracy is indistinguishable from trolling

"nice" will be my slogan when I run for mayor of San Francisco

Wrote a whole song at the end of 2017 but didn't really like it. Wrote this tonight. Like it more. Like that my songs are getting longer. Maybe one day they'll even have structure.

Intro:
Yo Yo
It's 2018
I wrote a song for the end of the year
But it was kind of sad
And I'm just not that sad anymore
Go read Bukowski man
And watch some LoganPaulVlogs
Be a maverick

Verse 1:
Hello from West Portal
It's in a city but it looks like the suburbs
We grow up and
Recreate our past
An old friend hit me up
You should see my pad

It's January
I guess I'm still a little bit sparkling
The women in New York are lovely this time of year
It's a bit of a shame you can't find em here

Verse 2:
I've had the means to disappear for a while
But childhood me would say we're living our dreams
I think I can face him
"hello seventeen"
Maturity hurt
But I think I'm through the worst of it

And there's no place that I'd rather be
Let's go hard and make history
Tis better to have loved and lost
To climb and fall
This is real
And I still feel it all

Chorus:
Money is a scam, I've always felt that (crypto rich boiiii)
Fame is a scam, I've always felt that (Rebecca Black)
Bein rich is a scam, I've always felt that (bro bro your helicopters on fire)
You'll always want more and we can't help that (be a buddhist bro)

But all I care about is changing the world
changing the world
changing the world

Post-Chorus:
The mask is slipping
My dippin dots are dripping
Political prostitutes are wilting
And the youth are woke and listening
the youth are woke and listening

Verse 3:
It's gettin hard to play the outrage straight
The news and the media
are racist and full of hate
You gotta be stupid
To believe this fake
Shit I've been around the world
And our lives are great

So I'll protest when I've
Time to waste
But I'll hustle every
Hour minute second of the goddamn day
Not cause I have to work
But cause I love to play

Verse 4:
I'm not content with the status quo
But I'm content with the way
My day to day life goes
There's a new coffee shop and it's nice there
I walk there
With headphones I can't hear

I've always seen my life as my memoirs
So I do it for the narrative
Win self driving cars
I know that things are hard
But I'm good bro
Been at it for 2 years now
We got 3 more
Let's go

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXSgWTDi96A
Thank you Soundfrontmuzik aka SFM

nice

wrote this a few weeks ago. it's something

beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Spl01fG4_o

interlude

In very beautiful Beijing hotel room (georgehotz on insta to see hotel cause I am influencer but only story cause I am lazy so be fast) Guess what production quality is worse than usual even, only MacBook and QC35s. At least I had the wire so the wireless didn't lag. This was fun.

Lyrics:

Curtains closed this as close as we get to the cloud
If I was proud I'd tell younger me to look at me now
But there's a, little hitch, a certain feeling of doubt
Clawing me out, let me tell you when it all went south

You see I used to be the guy to follow emo tropes and go north
Get in my car and drive
We move it's fine
And never be cucked
Into a normal life
And never give two fucks
Bout what you thought was right

Flip our bosses off
Roll on heelys by
And make our choices daily
If we wanna try
Live for today, live for tonight
And just ride the mania wave for the rest of our life

But I was smoking weed when I got caught up in some plans
Used to brag that I only thought a week in advance
It was a midsummers night I didn't see the demands
I was hungry and slipped and sold my soul to the man

And when you sell to the devil
The deal is never straightforward
It's honest on paper
But you see the consequence later
You can scream at the world
But that shit doesn't help
The best you can do
Is fucking scream at yourself

You stupid bitch
How could you do me like this
We used to be free
Now we're doing e-mails and shit
You say don't you have a boss
But you're acting so whipped
Okay I fell the for the scam
And Moloch's a dick

Beat: the first free one on 20dollarbeats.com lol

Society

influenced by say anything, eminem, the ataris, drake, flobots, something corporate, watsky, brand new, battle rap, TWIABP, kanye west, blink-182, billy joel, showtunes, fall out boy, and so many. wish my songs sounded like the chainsmokers.

Risky Business Freestyle

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