Free Fallin'- (In The Style Of Ben Rector) Loop Cover

Featured in episode four of Animals With Adam

You Can Call Me Hammerhead

Pigeons - they’re everywhere I go, but when I see a pack of pigeons what I think of the most is
Where the babies at?
‘Cause when I’m looking around, all I’m seeing are big pigeons eating shit off the ground.

Now I’m asking you sincerely to consider this. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? 
CONSIDER IT! 
Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? ‘Cause I haven’t and I’m pissed!
Now I spend my days thinkin’ about what they do with their kids.

Do they leave them in the nest until they’re all grown up, and if they aren’t strong enough to make it out, they’re fucked? 
Maybe! That’s somethin’ a pigeon would do. I think that pigeons are equivalent to shit on my shoe.

I never liked em’. I never have. I never will. All they do is poop and try to nibble my meals.
And if you think I’m being rude, think again, bitch! 
You think a pigeon’s smart enough to be offended? NAW.

Actually, pigeons are pretty intelligent. We used to use them as couriers to relay our messages.
SHUT UP DUDE! That’s not what this song is about! 
This is about the baby pigeons that are never around!

Where do pigeons hide their children? (Nobody knows, woo!)
Until these birds are fully grown? (What do they do in their teenage years?)
Oo, if you see a baby pigeon (Doesn’t matter when, doesn’t matter where!)
Please be sure to let me know (I need a picture I can show to my Mom)

Baby pigeons! (Where you at? Where you at?)
Baby pigeons! (Where you at? Where you at?)
Baby pigeons! (Where you at? Where you at?)
I’m hoping one day I’ll cross a baby pigeon on my path.

Baby Pigeons (Where You At?)

If I gotta say it again, I'm gonna wear it out. THE SHARK DON'T WANT YOU.

The Shark Don't Want You

Happy Birthday, Heidi

Written by Patrick Swailes Caldwell
Performed by Talia Suskauer

If I Were A Bee

A Song For Brandon

You're the Dorothy to My Toto

I Made It

Fuck Tendinitis

Baby Pigeons (Live)

Can't Believe You're 23 (Happy Birthday Lee)

Happy Birthday, Robbie!

Red Sweats (Happy Birthday, Mike!)

Hey Ma, hey ma! Happy birthday from your second son to you
Hey Ma, hey ma! On your birthday, do whatever you want to
Hey ma, hey ma! Hit the kitchen make some quinoa and black beans 
Hey ma, hey ma! Whatever you do, stay away from those IEPs

Hop in the Lex, hit the beach 
Or go dance with Dad, cut loose
Just make sure, within your reach,
Sits a bottle of Grey Goose!

From Matawan, to Ditmars boulevard
A mother knows, 
And I love my Mom, no matter where she
I love you Mom, no matter where I
I love you, Mom, no matter where we go!
Happy birthday, ma!

Tom McGovern

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