A cheap holiday on the B6373

I wanna holiday in Dalkeith
I wanna go on a day out to Leith
I'm going to Costa Midlothian
And cover my parka in sun lotion

Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt and I am shaking
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt and I'm shaking
But I'm having a ball

They've got a palace and a country park
You can dance to the traffic lights after dark
I didn't ask for sunshine and I didn't bloody get it
It's bloody freezing, pishing doon and I don't regret it

Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt and I am shaking
Now I got a t-shirt
Now I got a t-shirt and I'm shaking
But I'm having a ball

We're shivering all night
And we're shivering all day
But it's better than St Tropez
And now I got a t-shirt
A 90p t-shirt
And I'm shaking
But I'm having a ball

I got to go over the palace wall
I don't understand this thing at all
I'm gonna go over the palace wall
I'm gonna go over the palace wall
I'm gonna go over the palace wall

The polis are waiting for me

Holiday In Dalkeith

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Holiday In Dalkeith

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