Just 'cos there's no hot muff-dive in the end
This hand will never be my friend
It's just my will
It's not God sent 
You motherfuck
It's just one life and it's such a lonely time
A hard man is good to find
It may be true
I ride with you
My lady luck

We catapult 
What we do when we catapult
Feeling like you do
'Cos I'm still feeling like you

Just 'cos there's no hot muff-dive in the end
This hand will never be my friend
It's just my will
It's not God sent 
You motherfuck
It's just one life and it's such a lonely time
A hard man is good to find
It may be true
I ride with you
My lady luck

We catapult 
What we do when we catapult
Feeling like you do
'Cos I'm still feeling like you

Why'd you keep it secret? 
What you doin to me?
Why'd you keep it secret?

We catapult 
What we do when we catapult
Feeling like you do

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Recorded August 2007 at Studio 301 in Byron Bay
Engineered & Mixed by Paul Pilsneniks
Produced by Tony Font Show and Paul Pilsneniks
Mastered by Steve Smith at Sterling Sound in New York City

Things To Do At The Ditch

Goddam it burns like a motherfucker
Dance
Like fate you fall in my lap
This song's gonna break my fall
Break my fall

Dance
I learned to
Get out

Goddam it burns like a motherfucker 
Dance
Like fate you fall in my lap
This song's gonna break my fall
Young man he's givin' it up for the big girls
Livin' it up for the big girls
Taking a chance like a nomad
Dick in his hand like an old dad
Learned to dance in the sandland cul-de-sac 

Dance
I learned to
Gotta get out

Look what i gone and did
Get drunk and slap my kid
Relaxed I can't control
It's like I always fuck alone

Good bitches go down and good bitches get down and good bitches go down and

Goddam it burns like a motherfucker
Dance
Like fate you fall in my lap
This song's gonna break my fall
Young man he's givin' it up for the big girls
Livin' it up for the big girls
Taking a chance like a nomad
Dick in his hand like an old dad
Learned to dance in the Sandland cul-de-sac 

Dance
I learned to
Get out

Look what i gone and did
Get drunk and slap my kid
Relaxed I can't control
It's like I always fuck alone

You know I fuck alone
I really fuck alone

Get over here 
Wash it down
Yeah 
Gotta get out

Look what i gone and did
Get drunk and slap my kid
Relaxed I can't control
It's like I always fuck alone

You know I fuck alone
I really fuck alone

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Recorded August 2007 at Studio 301 in Byron Bay
Engineered & Mixed by Paul Pilsneniks
Produced by Tony Font Show and Paul Pilsneniks
Mastered by Steve Smith at Sterling Sound in New York City

Dance

I'd make a meal of Camille
I'd squeeze those breasts on Celeste
I won't be your boyfriend but I'll fuck you the best 
I'd like to spray on Renee
I'd get Sharee on her knees
No I won't stick around but I still aim to please

I'm a critter in my way
Tell my mother that I'm gay
Into guise and white lines
Let's you me go for a ride
Kick it

I'd bust the seam on Christine
I'd leave Evette soaking wet
Do the girls did my curls or my royalty checks?
I'd keep a chain on Loraine 
I'd give Louise a disease 
No I won't stick around but i still aim to please

I'm a critter in my way
Tell my mother that I'm gay
Into guise and white lines
Let's you me go for a ride

This ain't no disco baby 
This ain't no party baby
This ain't no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I'm a critter in my way
Tell my mother that I'm gay
I'm in to guise and white lines
Let's you me go for a ride


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Recorded August 2007 at Studio 301 in Byron Bay
Engineered & Mixed by Paul Pilsneniks
Produced by Tony Font Show and Paul Pilsneniks
Mastered by Steve Smith at Sterling Sound in New York City

Selfish In Bed

I will miss my kin
My innocence
I'll answer to a name
But nothing owns me here
In anonymity I have been blessed
A chance to be adored
To be revered 

I recall a time 
That's better left unsaid
Where orphan sons and widowed wives beware
They sent a man to die
It was a sentimental time
But I'm still here
Was born to sin
But raised to care

Witness Protection

Two men colour the wind with their hand
Gonna get it any way that i can
So take a child to the end of the land and get born in their running sand
Shark toes are for men in the wars
Sharp tongues are for women indoors
A white peda never seen in the crowd
Lip sweat we're jacking aloud

I'm a take the watch off your wrist
Hung deep cement feet
Blow a kiss to your missus 
Your best men are on it
Put tonic on it
Got the mayor in your pocket but you can't even find me
Gonna make a life from deceit
Watch me
My breed don't fit with the business
You're cold and harbouring mercy

Witness Protection

Solo swarm to the memory porn
White honey doth drip from the bullhorn 
Deer cancer
Lost antler 
Cocked and locked staring down
Shot him again
Shot him again 
Should have got more of that gunning done
Her interest lies in the .45
We're real men we must cum
We're real men we must come on down

I believe he'll suffer when it's over
Hold my head under the covers
I play my cards until i bust out 
I'm over here

Sup
How'd you find me?

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Recorded and Produced by Tony Font Show and Jimmy Balderston at Capitalsound Studios
Mixed by Joseph Cheek at Island Studios
Mastered by Mick Wordley at Mixmasters Studios
Copyright - Tony Font Show 2016

Witness Protection

Are you getting the pulse of my sway
From Champs Élysees
Assassination your Napoleon 
The revolution is over my son
The blame is opaque
So let them eat cake
No way to treat her
Viva la Beaver
Le tour de Arcade
Peine de mort fame
Evading my kin
The guillotine's in
I'm a fuck lady marmalade with a soiled baguette

Walk in a man
Came out a God 

Bonjour comment vous appelez-vous?
Enchanté
Prenez soins de vous
My Frenchy

I blow like a storm on Bastille
The bayonet beat
Madame be my meal
So bon appétit
My fame be workin'
Affair by the sea
Float a buoy like the Fred.i.am
I met your little girl in Arnold's diner
Bet you didn't think I'd get inside her
Made your little frenchy scream my name 
While I fuck lady marmalade with a soiled baguette

Walk in a man
Came out a God 

Bonjour comment vous appelez-vous?
Enchanté
Prenez soins de vous
My Frenchy

Weight
Weight at my side
Wait am I high?
Wait am I whole?
You've got to beat it son
Are you game?

Treat her like a goddess 
Libido like Adonis 
Watch her when we go
Away
Holy fuckin' shit

My Frenchy don't
My Frenchy left me
My Frenchy don't 
My Frenchy loves me 

My Frenchy

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Recorded and Produced by Tony Font Show and Jimmy Balderston at Capitalsound Studios
Mixed by Joseph Cheek at Island Studios
Mastered by Mick Wordley at Mixmasters Studios
Copyright - Tony Font Show 2016

Frenchy

Cunnilise a gin like a slit hole
Fed a bull ring-side at the rodeo
My it's swilling time
I take another stiff one 
I'm a coma guy  
See this is where we set the bender free 
Hooked up with a dry martini
Track bound greyhound throttle
Freedom comes in a bottle

Oh no

Hey ho
Oh no it's Tony Fo
Hey ho
We don't do what you know
Hey ho
Oh no it's Fo again
Hey ho
Still doin' it for the women

Go
Let me go

G.I Co went solo
Down to the beach with a loaded ouzo
Paid hoe public fellatio 
Some folk got love he don't

So ditch that pink
Sink that drink
Roll over in time to lose
If you set the bar this low 
You better hope they're serving booze

Go 
Let me go

Men are from bars
Where the girls like penis
Buy her a drink
It don't take a genius
I don't like kids 
I don't like Jesus

Get another dream
Get another drink 
Let's go
Man it's thirsty work

When in doubt hit the bars and get lost
My tooth got stuck to the body guards hard on
Get along no fuss
'Cos in the booze we trust
Shot guns and weathered buns
Got dressed in the coma slums
I am the the shit dog
The sleek holy mohican 

Hey ho
Oh no it's Tony Fo
Hey ho
We don't do what you know
Hey ho
Oh no it's Fo again
Hey ho
Still doin' it for the women

Get another dream
Get another drink
 
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Recorded and Produced by Tony Font Show and Jimmy Balderston at Capitalsound Studios
Mixed by Joseph Cheek at Island Studios
Mastered by Mick Wordley at Mixmasters Studios
Copyright - Tony Font Show 2016

Governor's Ball

I snorted Panadol
Then soon progressed to Demerol 
The smell of something sweet is beckoning 
Mother nature's cannon balls
Are hanging from the living dolls
Their beauty is what causes me to sin

You chew
I bite
Stand by for genocidal nom nom nom nom nom

I'm in to lavish things
Like visitors and cunnilingus
Trust me I've got so much left to give
We travel far and wide to shoot the dream wad
Come inside
We're living out the fantasy within

You chew
I bite
Stand by for genocidal nom nom nom nom nom

Underneath the cardigan
There's something to get hard again
Underneath the cardigan
There's something to hard

Milk money 
Land of milk and honey
A currency from mummy and baby wants to suck
Milk money
Land of milk and honey
A currency from mummy and baby wants to fuck

Start suckin' 
Stuck stuck stuck in your mouth
Start suckin'
Oh my God

I'm sucking formula
Down by the river
If only Jimmy J could see the mess I'm in 
I sip from the Kool-Aid
My girl don't know where I've been
Her beauty is what causes me to sin

You chew
I bite
Stand by for genocidal nom nom nom nom nom
Fuck

Boot sweat
Gotta get up 
I'm waiting for mummy
Where did she go daddy?

Underneath the cardigan I'm hard
Underneath the cardigan I'm hard again
Underneath the cardigan I'm suckin'
Don't you know?

Milk money 
Land of milk and honey
Currency from mummy
Baby wants to 

Milk Money 
Milk Money
Suck
Milk Money
Milk Money
Baby wants to 
Start suckin' 
Stuck stuck stuck in your mouth
Start suckin'

Milk money 
Land of milk and honey
A currency from mummy and baby wants to fuck
Milk money
Land of milk and honey
A currency from mummy and baby wants to suck

Start suckin' 
Stuck stuck stuck in your mouth
Start suckin'

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Recorded and Produced by Tony Font Show and Jimmy Balderston at Capitalsound Studios
Mixed by Joseph Cheek at Island Studios
Mastered by Mick Wordley at Mixmasters Studios
Copyright - Tony Font Show 2016

Milk Money

Stop
You've got to move 
Gotta find a girl I trust
Shot nuts in the name of lust
I got 10 bucks sayin' that you're sticking around
I'm down for the mound 
So move and get it out tonight
I pervert the homo
Convert the dyke
Like stained glass in the Church of Ass
Don't congregate around the gash

You've got to move 
Gotta trade dick for tit
I'm getting down with a loose-lipped hick
Yo mamma said I'm a date a level eyed spunk
While she and Mike C are fuckin' to Font funk
We move to a similar beat
'Cos my head got caught in the same machine
I'm gonna lift the lid on a danger mouse
Like a fugitive from the slaughter house

You know me
I'm fucking everyone
Roamin' south of the border son
You know me
I set my gun to stun
Strut that hillbilly pout and
F for Fun

You've gotta move with it

I gotta find a girl I trust
Shot nuts in the name of lust
I got 10 bucks sayin' that you're sticking around
I'm down for the mound
So move and get it out tonight
I pervert the homo
Convert the dyke
Like stained glass in the Church of Ass
Don't congregate around the gash

F for Fun we're only fuckin' human
I'm tired of I'm tied up I'm tired of
Why can't we just F for Fun?

You know me
I'm fucking everyone
Roamin' south of the border son
You know me
I set my gun to stun
Strut that hillbilly pout and 
F for
I F for Fun

My daddy got slapped

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Recorded and Produced by Tony Font Show and Jimmy Balderston at Capitalsound Studios
Mixed by Joseph Cheek at Island Studios
Mastered by Mick Wordley at Mixmasters Studios
Copyright - Tony Font Show 2016

F for Fun

In Long Island I started darlin'
Hunt my game in the NYC
Horticulture vulture
Would you get down with a boy like me?
Studied miniature pines back in '89
Now I've got a new lust that I can't deny
Room for two in my pick-up truck
Didn't you know that i love Hitchcock

When we get home
Alone in my room
Men in my room
I'm gonna do it

IQ 128 spells life
Ipso facto exacto knife
Howitzer artillery shell
Dear Suzie, Get well
Don't tell her bout your pact with the devil
Just get her back to your den in east meadow 
I got cash and it ain't that far
So voulez-vous coucher
Get in my car

Lets get this body in the ground 
While the earth is still wet
I can't afford to get blood on my sunday best

When we get home
Alone in my room
Men in my room

Hard in the Long Island sun

Lets get this body in the ground 
While the earth is still wet
I can't afford to get blood on my sunday best

When we get home
Alone in my room
Men in my room

Hard in the Long Island sun

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Recorded and Produced by Tony Font Show and Jimmy Balderston at Capitalsound Studios
Mixed by Joseph Cheek at Island Studios
Mastered by Mick Wordley at Mixmasters Studios
Copyright - Tony Font Show 2016

Long Island

Hey, Let me buy you a drink
I'll sell you drugs on credit
I trade my cigarettes for sex
My cigarettes for sex 

With a bender it's a gender agenda 
First in line to repeat offend her
Hard-core another day in the life
So dust off your dildo for Samo
Say no to Warhol I don't think so
Loader's over 'nother hoe to show pone

Let me buy you a drink
I'll sell you drugs on credit
I trade my cigarettes for sex
My cigarettes for sex

With a bender it's a gender agenda 
First in line to repeat offend her
Hard-core another day in the life
So dust off your dildo for Samo
Say no to Warhol I don't think so
Loader's over 'nother hoe to show pone

Here we go tobacco

Welcome to London 02 
Point fuck you
It's smooth to the draw
It's mellow and oh god it's toasted

Loader's over hoe to show pone
Over shoulder boulder
Hold on

Let me buy you a drink
I'll sell you drugs on credit
I trade my cigarettes for sex
My cigarettes for..

Cigarettes for sex
Marco said "Mix it and roll"
Fuck it, I'll puff and blow

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Recorded and Produced by Tony Font Show and Jimmy Balderston at Capitalsound Studios
Mixed by Joseph Cheek at Island Studios
Mastered by Mick Wordley at Mixmasters Studios
Copyright - Tony Font Show 2016

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