Rndm

An ode to the marksman's plight. Imagine me rolling my eyes at the end of every verse. 

Parody of "Riptide" by Vance Joy

https://twitter.com/dchanimaya

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I was feelin’ good at level two. 
I was makin’ laning plays, first blood to start the game. 
But all my friends are losing lane. 
Looks like I’m gonna have to carry this team. 
Oh, oh, then they all come bot lane.

AD carry scared of the TP,
They’re tankin’ the wave to get to me
I wanna just be left alone man
I love when everyone’s got point-and-click
cc and I got screwed again 
Their Riven’s got one item so it’s game. 

Back in base I wonder why I try
This jungler decides to solo drag and ends up just leashing
This bot lane’s not gonna win itself
I first-backed cutlass, maybe that will help. 
Oooh, oooh, but they still come bot lane. 

Are you kidding me? I flash away from the melee
the rest of my team don’t seem to see
apparently this lane is 2v4
I’d love if we could a tower off of this
I hope against hope but
I think everyone else just went back to base. 

I just got, I just got into gold
Am I gonna, am I gonna stay? 
Got so much love and hate for this role
But I won’t have it, I won’t have it any other way
 
I Tumble ult, condemn you into the trees.  
Bruiser, tank, or Luden’s mage still brings me to my knees, oh

AD carry scared of the TP,
They’re flashing tanks to get to me
I wanna just be left alone man
I love when everyone’s got point-and-click
cc and I got screwed again 
Their Riven’s got one item so it’s game. 


Rndm

Tony Yu