In episode 6, Liam talks about facing off with a heckler at a concert, and he and Tony have a bizarre exchange about whether 'tis better to punch dick or kick nut. Tony encounters a man grooming his feet in public on "How Tony Got Here," and things get testy when Liam pries greedily into the details of Tony's marriage and brief homeless period.

Plus, the first ever "Tony Has Feedback," in which Tony reviews whatever he wants. Today's item: a pawnshop iPod with the complete musical "Rent" already loaded on it.

Intro: Elder, "Riddle of Steel"
Testimonial background: Neckless, "La Marcha del Rinoceronte"

THT 6: Like A Warm Lizard Basking In the Sun

Welcome, boys and ghouls, to the first Tony Has Thoughts Halloween Special!

In this episode Liam and Tony reminisce about Halloweens and Halloween costumes past. Liam talks about a Spider-Man costume that greatly accentuated his pubescent package, Tony laments that he never got to dress up as Spider-Man even though it's his favorite super-hero, and the two of them realize they have no idea how the Green Lantern's powers work.  Liam and Tony discuss sexy Halloween parties and wish fervently that somebody would invite them to a party of any kind.

Liam takes issue with the borderline child abuse in "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" and then completely loses his train of thought. Don't do drugs, kids.

Finally, Tony reviews the horror movie classic "C.H.U.D.", and Liam uses the F-word a lot while reviewing the fifth movie in the "Leprechaun" series, "Leprechaun In the Hood."

Happy Halloween, everybody!

Intro: Type O Negative, "Halloween In Heaven"

Tony Has Thoughts Halloween Special!!!

Here at THT we believe in never saying with one episode what you can say in five!  With that in mind, we bring you the fifth and final chapter of Tony's stint in the Armed Forces. Despite his many hurts, our hero digs deep in his desperate efforts to finish rifle training, going so far as to give his weapon a name in the hopes that it will listen when he talks to it.

Also, Liam begs Tony for advice when his binge eating takes him somewhere he never thought he'd go, and Tony breaks down the breakdown of his relationship with the Army.

Intro: The Obsessed, "Brother Blue Steel"
Testimonial background: Neckless, "La Marcha del Rinoceronte"

13: Tony vs. the United States Army, pt. 5 (Victory kind of)

Today on the show Liam and Tony talk about jobs. Liam attempts to make peace with the location of his new office building, which is surrounded by otters and smoking zombies. Meanwhile on his bus ride to work, Tony sees people shrieking in imaginary pain, others dictating text conversations out loud, and a fannypacker who wants to let you know where she's going. 

Plus Liam ruins his brother's credit meeting AC/DC. 

Tony Has Thoughts. Dirty podcasts, done dirt-cheap. 

Intro: Torche, "Sundown"

36: Hell's Bells and Pink Raisins

Tony celebrates another trip around the sun! Liam and Tony talk birthday wishlists (spoiler: Tony's is rather humble), the secret to a long life, and how at the end of the day all you want is for someone else to walk the damn dog.

Also on episode 37,  it's the debut of "Liam's No-Sex Stories!" Tony can't stop laughing as Liam describes a time when he wasn't so smoove with the ladies.

All this and a new installment of Tony's Tirade! What the cripes more do you want for your money, a bear on rollerskates?

Intro: The Oath, "Black Rainbow"

37: No-Sex Stories

Happy Febrewery, deep thinkers!

First things first, this episode was recorded before the Super Bowl was played, thus explaining Liam and Tony's jubilance and overall good mood. That will be shattered in episode 59, don't worry.

In this episode of the podcast that moodily explores a nude mind, Liam and Tony analyze a bizarre phone conversation and revisit the issue of what makes a Howtonian, Tony worries that he made a bad impression on a new bus driver, and we recommend Tony Has Thoughts to a very extreme athlete.

Get on your bikes and ride! 

Intro: Wounded Giant, "The Road To Middian"

58: The Naked Bike Ride & Battle of Paschendale Reenactment Run/Ride

The mood is somber in Howtonia after Super Bowl LIX leaves Tony and Liam at a loss for words.

Also in episode 59, Tony feels judged at a hat store, Liam adjusts to a big wallet, and some other bullshit. But mostly the Super Bowl.

There's always next year.

Intro: Blue Öyster Cult, "Godzilla"

59: I'm Only Posting This Podcast So I Don't Get Fined

Spending too much time online may be messing with Liam's mental state in episode 60, but it has definitely helped him find show material! Liam and Tony discuss feminist Twitter erotica, rock-star suicide notes on Tumblr, and a super-geeky podcast about aquariums.

Our hosts also discuss "Fifty Shades of Grey" without having read or seen it, and talk about their own dalliances with BDSM. Trigger warning if you're triggered by confused dudes in their 30's mumbling about sex.

(The Great Crane-Off of 2004, which comes up in our discussion of Japan, can be viewed in full here: https://vimeo.com/1611746, and should be, because it's really fun.)

Intro: Sahg, "Boundless Demise"

60: Vibrators By the Dozen

In episode 61 of the podcast that lewdly explores a glued mind, it's a fish suicide! Liam makes Tony take an oath of loyalty after a traumatic pet death.

Also, Liam has ideas for improving condoms, Tony sees ambulances out his window, and the return of Liam's No-Sex Stories!

Intro: Thin Lizzy, "Chinatown"

61: Model-T Dick-Sleeve

These kids today don’t know how good they got it! In episode 63 of the podcast that crudely explores a crude mind, Liam and Tony remember how hard it used to be to to see breasts, Tony admits that he’s never taken a vacation, and Liam receives a strange omen right on the even of his big trip to Asia.

All this plus Liam shares an epiphany about “straight” porn. 

Intro: Bigelf, "Carry the Load"

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63: Pigboy Takes Manhattan

THT is back, blizzitches!

Did Tony save one of Liam's fish from choking? Did Liam gamble on a cricket fight in Shanghai? How many members should a Japanese boy-band have? 

All of this and so much more, on episode 64 of the podcast that crudely explores a crude mind.

Intro: Jurassic Jade, "Not Creation But Destruction"
Outro: Exile, "Exile Pride"

64: The Fighting Crickets of Shanghai

Liam and Tony discuss ice cream, couch-surfing and ED drugs in an unusually junk-centric episode.

Intro: Acid Black Cherry, "Greed Greed Greed"

65: The Viagra Years

Liam is back from a Baltimore metal festival with his thoughts on bands like Razor, Anaal Nathrakh, Primordial, Melt Banana, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, and many more.

Intro: Conan, "Gravity Chasm"

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