Our first foray into educational metal. Quite possibly the first and only metal song about an interstate highway system.

Dwight

Lyrics-
Let the armies of the world unite
Against the one common enemy
They will surely fall under our might
The worshippers of the maple leaf

These fools don’t know what freedom is
Cowering under a tree
Two languages is one too many canuck
Under our iron fist freedom will reign

Canada, you’re all alone
Canada, I’ll suck the syrup from your bones
Canada, you’re all alone
Canada, I’ll suck the syrup from your bones

Invert the leaf and don’t speak French
And throw your trash right on the ground
Say out and about and be sure to leave out
That god forsaken “eh” sound

Canada, you’re all alone
Canada, I’ll suck the syrup from your bones

Canadeath

Written as a fan tribute, this cover of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force theme song eventually made it onto the season 4 DVD.

Raquateen

Another [AS] themed song we did. A snippet of it once aired at the end of an american dad commercial.

Originally written as a fan tribute to "Lucy, Daughter of the Devil", this song made it's way to the series' creator and was met with much praise.  It aired on Adult Swim in a LDOTD bump.

Lucy, Daughter of the Metal

What happens when you don't show up to work on a song.

Hey Juan, Hey Tony, Hey Adam,
Adam? Huh, Adam’s not here
weird, well, adam this song goes out to you  

Why aren’t you here
we planned this like a week ago
you’ve got nothing better to do
if you can ride in a car you can play guitar, 

but you’re not here
no you’re not here
you should be here
you should be here


Betrayal
You do this all the time
Forgetful
We had plans man..
Disappointment
you had so much promise
Tardiness
even when you do come you’re ALWAYS late.

So you threw out your back
you shoulda been layin’ down tracks
you say you can barely walk
but I think you’re just avoiding us.

‘cause you’re not here
no you’re not here
you should be here
you should be here

Injury
You do this all the time
Excuses
it’s time to man up, son
loneliness
it’s just not the same
Web M D
says this doesn’t even exist, man. 

the fourth of october
was what we agreed upon
but you bailed on us
and that totally sucks 
for reelz


but you’re not here
no you’re not here
you should be here
you should be here

You’re not here (you really should be here)
You’re not here (you see what happens when)
You’re not here (you really should be here)
You’re not here (why aren’t you here)

You're Not Here

This is the extended version of a song we wrote for the short film "Standing Room Only." The original was about 30 second, and covered the credits. The crew enjoyed the song so much they decided to come back together and shot a music video for it, which can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-hOwsCn8NQ

ThunderIronBoltenBlood

Gizmodo.com had a contest for a "War of the Worlds" style broadcast. Needless to say, we won.

War of the Worlds Broadcast

A cover/reimagining of one of Tony's songs "Driving Barefoot." It was done on commission for an Atlanta post production company.

Punking Barefoot

Another contest entry for gizmodo, back when we liked that site. That redesign is stupid.

Gizmodo Theme Song

Bubblegum

Funnier to us than it will ever be to you. But who the hell are you?

The Pirate Song

Written for SongFights.org, given the prompt of "Occupy My Heart" we came up with a song of unrequited love set in the middle of the Occupy Wall Street movement, in the style of Rage Against the Machine.

tonyjuanadam

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