Conjure a real beast.
I mean a wild-a-beast.
Callin' on spirits now deceased.
Flesh consumed, prepare thy feast.
From wooden graves ye dead arise.
Mere mortals feast your eyes
on those comeback from the other side.
Back from death on a cosmic ride.
Put you in a trance with the sacred dance.
It brings death upon the day.
Label us reanimators 
bringing Happy Doomsday!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeaaahhhhh!!

We is magi 
beneath a bloody sky.
Going to cause some shit
to come alive.
Sea of immortality,
take a dive.
We is real raw,
real raw like rawhide.
Turn your tomb into glass,
shatter it with knuckles of brass.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Put you in a trance with the sacred dance.
It brings death upon the day.
Label us reanimators
bringin' Happy Doomsday!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeeeaahhhh!!

You were stone cold.
You were stone cold dead, baby,
but we hit you with the Book of the Dead.
It was some real Tibetan shit, yeah!!!
You were burnin' in Hell.
We brought you back to life.
Several drops of blood on our dragon-plated knife.
Resurrection's not easy to come by. Yeaaah!!!

Put you in a trance with the sacred dance.
It brings death upon the day.
Label us reanimators 
bringin' Happy Doomsday!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeeaaahhhh!!!

Happy Doomsday!

Magic will fuck you,
magic will fuck you,
magic will fuck you tonight!

What's that love you're feelin' deep inside?
It's a pleasure that you've never tried.
Little demons dancin' round your head.
Slap your ass with my staff,
and I'll butter your bread!

Like a Wizard in the court of a king
be my sorceress and ride my ring!
Clouds gatherer and the thunder bangs.
Gonna make that sweet pussy sing.

Witch hazel and a Devil's tooth.
Poison apple and the soul of a youth.
Bat's wing and a lizard's tail.
It's a recipe to make you wail!

Magic will fuck you,
magic will fuck you,
magic will fuck you tonight!

Hang on tight, enjoy the ride.
You'll get a chance to be magic's bride!
Damsel in distress.
Magic powers make you rip off your dress!
Behold my five-foot horn.
Make you wanna give me your first born.
Sex battle. Fuck ritual.
Fill you up with my fire up until your full!

Witch hazel and a Devil's tooth.
Poison apple and the soul of a youth.
Bat's wing and a lizard's tail.
It's a recipe to make you wail!

Magic will fuck you,
magic will fuck you,
magic will fuck you tonight!

Seventh son of a seventh son!
Pagan stardust gonna make you cum!
I want your vulva and I want your breasticles.
Dragon woman come and milk my testicles!

Witch hazel and a Devil's tooth.
Poison apple and the soul of a youth.
Bat's wing and a lizard's tail.
It's a recipe to make you wail!

Magic will fuck you,
magic will fuck you,
magic will fuck you tonight!

Magic Will Fuck You

In orig,
Gott was Eijebong.
Iow run free.
Ebok was surrounding me.
Kamawir Omo,
Nauru.

Ianweron:
Iao of aran.
Itur of night:
firmament with starlight.
Kamawir Omo,
Nauru.

Anaoero pagada.
Bagadugu tarawong.
Ada ekowon
in Ianweron.

Ibija fish good.
Make a warrior strong.
Yaren to Buitani,
tuko iran!
Kamawir Omo,
Nauru...

Week 10 - Kamawir Omo, Nauru - Matt Weinman

Welcome to Pleasant Island 
No army, no latter day saints, no daily news, no jehova's witnesses on 
Pleasant Island

Nauuuuuruuuu

The smallest nation makes the biggest men 
As for their size no need to defend 
Ancestor made them fat & proud 
and good at lounging

Nauuuuruuu

Don't live as long on this island land 
Compared to other nations
Diabetes is quite all right 
in Paradise 

Welcome to Pleasant Island
Naauuruu 


Week 10 - Pleasant Island - Melissa Butler

Hanging out in my room.
Suction cup tastin' my beer.
Normal afternoon.
Nothing strange happening here.

Layin' on my bed watchin' the basketball game.
Eatin' my mollusks and crabs.
I've been known to kill a shark in my day.
Mostly I survive by running away.
Hide in my shelter of coconut shells.
Downtown, where I dwell.

Hanging out in my room.
Suction cup tastin' my beer.
Normal afternoon.
Nothing strange happening here.

Take it Mr. Box.

Jeff Box:

drip, drip, drip
comes the rain to my apartment.
I'm trip, trip, tripping on the mold
that's on the stairs.
Your octopus's garden 
has flooded my apartment.
Or else something strange has happened there...

Lost an arm on Saturday.
It's grown back half the way.
Condom for hectocotylus.
Headphones on my statocysts.
Go hunting at nighttime.
In daylight gonna chill...

Hanging out in my room.
Suction cup tastin my beer.
Normal afternoon.
Nothing strange happening here... 

Week 2 - Cycle 2 - Nothing Strange Happening Here - Matt Weinman (Featuring Jeff Box)

You was born in Hawaii 1961
Your dad a Kenyan ladies man 
you ma from Witchita 
Yeah that's pretty cool
I think its pretty cool

Did you dream in Hawaii 1971
That you would rule the mainland 
your wife the bell of the ball
think that's pretty cool
I bet you think its pretty cool

Barack Hussein Obama
how'd you get elected with a name like that 
Majority chose a minority 
Someone had to be the first for that 
I was you made the breakthrough
January 20th 2009

Do you ever dream of Hawaii 
at stressful times 
I wouldn't blame you if you went and left it all behind 
think its pretty cool
I think that would be pretty cool

Barack Hussein Obama
how'd you get elected with a name like that 
Majority chose a minority 
Someone had to be the first for that 
I was you made the breakthrough
January 20th 2009
you are a man of the times


Week 3 -- Cycle 2 --- Barack Hussein Obama -- Melissa Butler

I'm just a hard workin' man from the street.
Don't play guitar that well.
To stand in your presence 
makes me feel overwhelmed.
I wonder if you know
my history of drug use,
or how I don't even go to the voting booth.

Hard workin' man from the street.
Fate could have left you in my shoes.
I could be you:
the President of America.

I'm just hard workin' man from the street.
Don't even work that hard.
I got the books I need, the art supplies, and the love.
Don't trust a bi-partisan system
because at the root it divides,
but all divides can be conquered with an open mind.

Hard workin man from the street.
Fate could have left you in my shoes.
I could be you:
the President of America.

Countries they confuse me.
Don't it seem so strange?
We label one humanity with such separate names.
Now on this earth
all beings are equal
and that's the law of the universe.

Hard workin man from the street.
Fate could have left you in my shoes.
I could be you:
the President of America...

Week 3 - Cycle 2 - Hard Workin' Man from the Street - Weinman

Wake in the morning.
What's the first thing I do?
Put on my trunks. Wooo.
Wax my board, then,
I'm out the door.
Already hearin' ocean waves.

Spendin' my days
goin' to the beach
catchin' Mega Waves
and surfin' 'em too.
Wooo...

The sun is hot
and so are the babes.
I haven't felt this bad --

This good in days.
I'm curlin' curls
cuz I'm the best surfer ever.
Makin' surfin' the latest craze.

Spendin' my days...

Sharks'll eat ya
if you fall in.
So better learn to swim.
Me? I never crash.
Leave the muscle men
abashed!

Spendin' my days
goin' to the beach
catchin' Mega Waves
and surfin' em too...

Week Whatever - Catchin' Mega Waves - Stanley Vanderpool

Mustache Hat Man 
hold a lamb on his head.
Pen under his chin
is a neanderthal man.
He writes his profile
on a bed of french fries.
An evil look in his beady little eyes.

Melissa Butler - 15 Minutes - Week 4

LifttheCartOffMyChestValjean

BUSILOVE ICE DOME since we didn’t start the fire (“as we know it Project Uptown Girl”)

LUCY

I want to go golfing and with a giant sloth (and Payne Stewart tiger woods bill spiller Ben hogan Annika sorenstem Calvin Pete and other)

ATTRACTABILITY

Sex on the beach - round 2 session unknown

nightmare of the Skin-Eating Squid
disfigured scarlet starlit French
mangled by that blood-wigged Ludwig 
burn the urn
mourn for them
victims in Gay Pari
burn the earn
mourn for them
Victims of dogmatic religion
the wight worm worms his whip
you make the whole Mother Earth sick

send in the Invisible Ship
i'm not going to take this shit
owls over the Devil's Dip
looking to prey

i'm not scared of you fuckers
because beyond this mortal flesh
is an immortal place that you shall never find
in your obsession with dominating the material world.

Isis 
Crisis
AK's
well, my Killing Joke
will blow you away.
Let me tell you
what's going to happen 
on Judgement Day.
The Holy Son
will condemn you to my Hell.
I'll peel your skin in the Pin-Peeler's Pit.

I'm not going to take this shit.
Send in the Invisible Ship.
Owls over the Devil's Dip
were looking to prey.

Send in the Invisible Ship

Occurrence When the Mass Was and Dad Became the Leader

CLayton singing Lou Reed. I'm singing the high whimpery.

Weirdest Part Of Town

In honor of Cupini's making the World's Largest Noodle ---- October 15th, 2012 ---

Worlds Biggest Noodle

Fish Hands Oft Times Pen Clicks

First Meatball In Space FINAL

Right hand severed
on Cygni-61

roadkill   syringes stained
are necklaces to him
barter for one
he'll get ya lookin 
Slim and Grim 
at the Tom Tindall Facebook Page

his hyperspace 
is misty dark 
Nebraska badlands
whyte ghost in winter
stoking hazelwood embers
and the smoke that he's tending's
winding onto Sydney Pierce
as she offers
her emojis
to his fenceposts.

Kaylee Reeder was the love of his life
taught out at John's Big Deck on Saturday nights
Electrons are bleak in the industry, 
but we all get relief
from the Tom TIndall Facebook Page.

Tho rarely seen, 
I feel I know him personally.
June 6, 1906 born in the outland
photo-negative afterbirth spreading
and even after you wandered
you were always an outlander
who somehow emerged scathed
from marshlands in November
causing barbwire to tremble
and tear apart
piercing our hearts
probably deleted by March
then rebirth and degenerate 
at the Tom Tindall Facebook Page.

Kaylee Reeder was the love of his life
leaving John's Big Deck   
morning's grey
cold ass feet on the crossroads
Electrons 
Electrons overload above the crossroads.

Photo-Negative Afterbirth

This is a cover of Jacob Freze's 

Happy Halloween

visit him at the Matchstick Admiral soundcloud page

Happyhalloween

MOTHER FUCKING WIZARD

Fuck them south side wizards!
Fuck Merlin's cats!

Dwarvian shield of thunder!
Elven dagger of flames!
Orcish bow of scorching!
Dungeon Master in chains!

Armor class negative twenty!
All attributes over eighteen!
Twenty-sided dice with forty sides!
Cup made of dragon's hide!

I'm a mother fucking wizard!
I'm a mother fucking wizard!
Turn your summers to a blizzard!
Turn your girl into a lizard!
Turn your chicken to a gizzard!
I'm a mother fucking wizard!

Hey, Merlin, come and suck my cock!
You're a pussy and I hate your cats!
Your hat is point and your wand is weak!
Camel-clutch you like the Iron Sheikh!

Hey, other wizards, you don't exist!
Hey, other wizards, you can't step to this!
When I say wizards, I mean dumb young boys!
Dra-de-da-de-da-de-da and your staffs is toys!

I'm a mother fucking wizard!
I'm a mother fucking wizard!
Turn your summers to a blizzard!
Turn your girl into a lizard!
Turn your chicken to a gizzard!
I'm a mother fucking wizard!

I'm made of diamonds, girl,
I'm a Caucasian! 
Black magic,
and your future is tragic!
Wizard bag I stole from Burdella!
Cast a fireball and melt you, troll-fellow!

Woke in my castle,
I was feeling wicked!
My new amulet is King-Kong's dick-end!!

I'm a mother fucking wizard!
I'm a mother fucking wizard!
Turn your summers to a blizzard!
Turn your girl into a lizard!
Turn your chicken to a gizzard!
I'm a mother fucking wizard!

Toseki

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