A song I co-wrote. Its by my good friend NuNu about getting in a relationship only to find it empty and not what you wanted.

NuNuVibe - Two Face

Incidental music from the animated feature Zorrestrella, by Vascular Spasm

Zorrestrella: Progress Track #2

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- S T U P I D - S E X Y - F L A N D E R S -

Video clip here: https://youtu.be/9uYhIiW6lok

- B L U R S T - O F - T I M E S

- S N R U B - *extended*

VASCULAR SPASM - TO THE LAUNDROMAT;

A SONG ABOUT AWKWARD TRIPS THERETO

MATTHEW GAFFORD - VOCALS, PIANO, SYNTH
STUART BARTLETT - GUITAR, BASS

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Sittin' on ass at the Wooden Dime, with a neat Manhattan to bide my time
In walks a man with his eye replaced, and a skinny white bitch around his waist
Makes fun of my comic books, and the fucked up way my forehead looks
What he said was really mean, so I called that man a philistine
Monday came around and he, walked right back in and said to me:

"I went'n googled that word you said, you sonofabitch, why don'tcha say it to my face again
'Cause I know what it means now"

Before I could get the chance, he broke my septum in advance
Woke up feelin' such a hurt, with noseblood drippin' down my brand new shirt

Goin' to the laundromat
How did this get all in my clothes
Goin' to the laundromat
Next time I think I will avoid a dive like that

As long as.. it will not.. further affect.. my health.

Sweepin' up broken glass with a broom, when a cockroach walked into my room
She was lookin' mighty fine, not a cockroach hair below five-foot-nine
She took me to her cockroach nest, and showed me her naked cockroach chest
Stuck her feelers in my mouth, then I started feelin' weird down south
(Then I woke up... to my)
Alarm clock showin' me all three's, and a bedsheet stickin' to my knees

(Aw, jeeze)


Goin' to the laundromat
How did this get all in my clothes
Goin' to the laundromat
You know I don't believe I've ever had a dream like that

I'm alright.. I will just.. keep this to.. myself.

Vascular Spasm - To the Laundromat

VASCULAR SPASM - FARMER FRED'S FANCY FUTUREDREAM

A BRIEF LOOK INTO THE FANCY FUTURE

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Oh, where am I? (You're in a futuredream)
Oh, yeah? What year is it? (2013)

Wow! 
Everything looks so, uh... 
Everything.. shit, I don't know the word.. (FANCY)  YEAUH!

6-Ply toilet paper, and a bluetooth for my cat
12-pack of organic diet water, in case dat I get fat
But some time or another
I'm gonna try that combination jelly peanut butter
In the squeezy tube (FANCY)


Non-prescription glasses holding back my perfect hair
An iPhone app for my Hollister sandals that tells me when they need repair
And another update this afternoon that lets me hear my messages in autotune
(oh shawty's in the club with my swagger) (FANCY)


I'm riding my bicycle, but there's one little twist
I'm on my back spread eagle like I'm pedaling to the gynecologist (FANCY)

AND EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE A-RAPPIN' LIKE THAT ONE GUY
THE "VOICE OF A GENERATION" BUT I WONDER WHY
ALL HIS SONGS SOUND LIKE "SOMETHIN SOMETHIN SOMETHIN RIGHT GURRRL,
SOMETHIN SKIBBIDDY DOOBIDDY WHITE GURRRRL,
DON'T MAKE ME GET MY TOYS
I'M GONNA BRING ON OUT MY TOYS
I CAN PLAY THREE KEYS ON A PEE-YANNERRRR"

(FANCY)


Vascular Spasm - Farmer Fred's Fancy Futuredream

Closer to final mix



Fox, Falco, Slippy, James, Andross: Matthew Gafford
Peppy: Anthony Ross

All piano/vocals recorded live.
Music by Matthew Gafford.

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