PENELOPE: Listen dude, I don’t like your music but you gotta help me.
MASKED WOLF: I’m so fine.
PENELOPE: There’s something seriously wrong here. 
PENELOPE: The guy running this tournament is emanating some really dark energy.
PENELOPE: And after Quinton, those two teens and Cheese Guy all lost, they just… disappeared?
MASKED WOLF: That pain was all around.
PENELOPE: Wait… Can you only speak in quotes from Astronaut in the Ocean?
MASKED WOLF: This ain’t a prank. 
MASKED WOLF: Call that Mental Freeze.
PENELOPE: God damnit. Anyways, I’m planning on confronting this Page of Viy guy if I can find him.
PENELOPE: Want to tag along?
MASKED WOLF: Please do not, not waste my time.
PENELOPE: I’m not! Our lives might be at stake!
MASKED WOLF: I’m like “Yeah that’s true”.
PENELOPE: Man you’re really good at sticking to a set of predetermined phrases and having it make at least some sense.

[No poll yet. Wait for the next phase to see all the pulls :)]
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(DOOMED 11 - Penelope Scott)

-Post-Y2K Indie Folk, Experimental and Chiptune Artists 
(Black Midi, Phoebe Bridgers, vivivivivi)
-Indie music from 2019 onwards
(Heat Waves, Lose Your Head, Guilty Love)
-Society, the Mind and Internal Struggles
(This Is America, Something For You M.I.N.D., Save Me)
-Mysteries and True Crime
(Into The Mystery, Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine, Scooby Doo Theme)
-The Unknown, The Occult and Music that hurts your ears but not necessarily in a bad way
(The Conjuring, The Boys Are Back In Town (To Kill You), The Elephant's Foot of Obnoxious Music)

(DOOMED 12 - Masked Wolf)

-Elektra Records Artists
(The Doors, Ed Sheeran, CeeLo Green)
-Canines, Masks and Hidden Identities
(Who Let The Dogs Out?, A Mask Of My Own Face, Secret Identity)
-Tik Tok and songs popular on it
(Castaway, Bored In The House, Dance Monkey)
-Space, Space-related Concepts, Depths, the Cold and Rolling
(Here in Space, Ice Ice Baby, Heads Will Roll)
-White Rap
(Fred Durst, Eminem, Post Malone)

Songs used:
CG5 - The Wolf Cover/Remix (Internal Struggles, Canines) 
Perturbator - Miami Disco (True Crime, Hidden Identities) 
Lemon Demon - Moon’s Request (Mysteries, The Occult, Space-related Concepts)
Rare Americans - Full Moon (2019+ Indie, Mysteries, Canines, Space-related Concepts)
Penelope Scott - Moonsickness (Modern Indie Folk, Internal Struggles, Society, Space)
Everything Everything - Breadwinner (Mysteries, Depths) 
animeme - Insanity Wolf vs Courage Wolf (Internal Struggles, Canines) 
Masked Wolf, iiiConic - Evil on the Inside (The Mind, The Occult, Elektra Records)
Glass Animals - Heat Waves (2019+ Indie, TikTok) 
Phoebe Bridgers - Motion Sickness (Modern Indie Folk, TikTok)

[LR1M4 - PHASE 1] Sick of Howling at the Moon

BIZLY: Oh uh... hi Jenny. I didn't expect you to be here. 
JENNY: Same. Where are we?
OLD FARMER: You're on an old Native American burial ground outside an abandoned summer camp. You won't like what you're going to find in these woods.
BIZLY: Shut it old man!
JENNY: Yeah. Hey Pissly, want to brawl?
BIZLY: Why do people keep calling me that?
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(DOOMED 9 - Bizly and Logorg) 
-Memes, “Reaction Content” and related creators from 2017 on 
(I am the Globglogabgalab, Scatman’s World, OKAY) 
-Games Bizly enjoys and Indie Post-Modern Internet Comedians 
(Among Us, Oats Jenkins, IsaacWhy)
 -Ladders, Means of Vertical Movement and Vertical Movements
 (Ladders, Elevator, And So We Fall)
 -Items purchasable at hardware stores 
(Handy, Screw Loose, MC Hammer) 
-Crass Humor, Clothes and Things in Jailbreak 
(Eat Shit Bob, Low, Where Me Keys Where Me Phone)

(DOOMED 16 - Jenny)
-Tommy Tutone, One-hit Wonders and 80’s Nostalgia
(Girl In The Back Seat, My Sharona, Don’t Stop Believin)
-Unrequited Love, Obsession and Romantic Turmoil
(I Want You, Your New Boyfriend, Break Your Heart)
-Disturbing, Bizzare or Confusing Music Videos
(Hand In The Fire, Tainted Love, Who Dat Boi)
-Phones, other Audio-based Technology and Calling
(Baby Hotline, Voicemail, Call Me By Your Name)
-Hotline Miami, it's composers and Dark Techno/Dark Synth
(Miami Disco, Three Days Four Nights, Roller Mobster)

Songs:
Audio from Kingani (2017+ RCCs/Indie Post-Modern Internet Comedians/Unrequited Love)
Jamie Dunlap - The Alien & Professor Timothy/Fight Music 1 (Crass Humor/Hardware Store; Camping Supplies/80’s Nostalgia) 
Funeral Director - Downstairs (Vertical Movement/Crass Humor/Dark Synth) 
Tom Cardy - Paint That Lady (Hardware Store; Paint/Crass Humor/Indie Post-Modern Internet Comedians/Unrequited Love)
Danny Gonzalez - I Ghosted Kevin Jonas (2017+ Reaction Content/Calling/Phones) 
Scatman John - Scatman’s World (2017+ Reaction Content/OHWs) 
The Living Tombstone - It’s Been So Long (2017+ Memes/Jailbreak Things; Robots/Phones/80’s Nostalgia) 
Phil Lober - Sodapop (2017+ RCCs; Kingani/Hardware Store; A Soda/Indie Post-Modern Internet Comedians)
Carpenter Brut - Wake Up The President (Hardware Store; Carpentry/HM Composers/Dark Techno)
Soulja Boy, Pitbull - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (Romantic Turmoil/Calling/Phones)

[LR2M1] BRINGING THE CRUNCH!

(DOOMED 13 - David Firth)

Lance: This guy has a finger puppet too! Awesome!
Amy: I wouldn’t go near that guy if I were you. Looks like the guy to sell candy out of a white van.

-Surreal, Absurdist or Psychological Horror
(AlanTutorial, Paprika, Doki Doki Literature Club)
-Flash and Newgrounds media and franchizes stemming from it
(VVVVVV, Pico’s School, Henry Stickmin)
-Webserieses, Indie Animation and Indie Animators 
(ENA, Eddsworld, SomethingElseYT) 
-Salad, Fingers and Boards of Canada 
(Point the Finga, Fruit Salad, Put The Finger On You)
-Online Horror, Surrealist Content and War 
(The SCP Foundation, PilotRedSun, Mama)

Sources:
Working For A Nuclear Free City - Dead Fingers Talking (Fingers)
plasterbrain - The Countdown (Indie Animation) 
Boards of Canada - Rue The Whirl (Boards of Canada) 
Prog Thal - Salad Fingers Theme Metal Cover (Salad/Fingers/Boards of Canada) 
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Fingers/Surrealist) 
Jazza Studios - The Pico Day Anthem (Indie Animation/Flash/Newgrounds)
Matt and Kim - Good Ol Fashioned Nightmare (Indie Animation; Doors)
Hobo Hobo - Brian and Stewie at the Oscars (Indie Animators/Absurdist) 
Boards of Canada - Turquoise Hexagon Sun (Boards of Canada)
Ben Leffler - Malevolent (Newgrounds/Psychological Horror)

Meth Has The Right To Children

MISSINGNO: T̸̛͙̰̥̞͍̐͋̈͂͌̑͛̏̋̂̄͝͝͝H̸̨̧̜͖̹̣͉͋̀͌͋́̓̊̒̚E̴̤͕̣̳̻̼̓̽̕ͅ ̸̙͇̪͉̱̖͆̐͛̈́͆͝Ḉ̵̹̻̳̝̈̎̀̒͜A̴̫̠͕̘̖͕͉̾͆̓̐̀́͆̚͝T̸̢̨̢̯͉̪̰͔̤͔̰̣̟̮͊̑'̵̧̻͎̙̬̟͚͔̈̓ͅS̷̨̛̩̫͇͓̞̃́́̅̀̇̎͋́̒͘̕͜͝͝ͅ ̴̧̛͇̩̰̹̭͈͈̝̦̇̇O̷̹̣͙̺̮͕̪̳͎̔̒͋̉̈Ư̵̞̥̼̻̻͎̣͔̭̇̆͜T̶̯͈̩̹̯̫̙̯̬͙͎̝̩͐̏̿̋̽͗͆̈́̈ ̸͎̱̤̗͔͕̟̪̣͔̝̓̔̍Ỏ̶̧͇̙͇͎̬̩̔͝F̶̖͒͐́̄̿̄̿̊͝ ̵̨̨̲͚̫͙̠̫̥̗̪̗̳͈̉̾̀͗̿̅̓͗͊͠͠T̷̙͎͉̺͎͙̃͜H̸̢̢̛̯̺̥̙̰̩̜͚̳̘͗͌͛͌̆̔͛̎̽̾̎͘̕͜Ẻ̶̢̧̲̝̩̗̲̳̤̯̹̭̣̜̎͑̀͘ ̵̯͔̬̱͍̯͇̮̝̠́̔̌́̋̄͘B̴̯̞̲̗̖̦͙̙̳̈́̎̔̈́͊͘Ą̸̨̛̼̙͍̤̦̥̽͌͒͗̉̌͋̍̆̉͘̕͜Ḡ̸͎̠̫͎̘͎͓͙̗́.̸̰̦̣̮͠
JOCO: Can someone PLEASE tell me what's going on?
FIRTH: We're really running out of time here. We need to get out. NOW!
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Sources:
Project Moon - Second Warning (The result of doing a good job/Surrealist Horror/Psychological Horror/spooky stories/monster collectors) 
Sheriff Domestic - Pickle Chin’s Rap (Words/Webseries/Surrealist/Psychological Horror/not fucking re4l)
Kelly Bailey - Military Precision (Valve/War/hosts)
Strong Bad Email - Everybody To The Limit (Computers/Words/Podcast-adjacent/Newgrounds/Flash/Indie Animation/Webseries) 
SaltyDKDan - I’m A Little Teapot (s4ltydkd4n/unused)
Madeon - TURBO MEGA FAST (unrele4sed)
The Lonely Island - Like a Boss (Answers/Funny Comedians/Lies/Surrealist) 
Kevin Temmer Tunes - I Miss My Friends (Lies/Indie Animation/no friends)
Jonathan Coulton - The Future Soon (JoCo/AI/Lies/War/no friends/possession)
Dan Schneider - Final Boss [iCarly DS] (Lies/War/s4lty-4dj4cent/not fucking re4l)
“Weird Al” Yankovic - Virus Alert (Funny Comedians/People on AMA/Lies/Computers/Surrealist/tech errors/hosts) 
Rhett and Link - Rub Some Bacon On It (Questions/Answers/Funny Comedians/AI/Surrealist/internet comedi4ns)
Harvey Rothman - Print Error 2 (Computers/Flash-originated/Webseries/Indie Animation/Surrealist/tech errors) 
brian david gilbert - Under Attack performed by a murder robot (Funny Comedians/AI/Surrealist/War/internet comedi4ns) 
Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation (Words/English/Surrealist/internet comedi4ns)
savannahXYZ - Spooky Scary Skeletons (Computers/Indie Animators/spooky stories/tech errors)
Eminem - own a musket for home defense (Wordplay/War/not fucking re4l) 
Jonathan Coulton - I Saw The Signs (Ask Me Another/Wordplay/Psychological Horror/Webseries/spooky stories/not fucking re4l) 
Tom Cardy - Fruit Salad (Funny Comedians/Salad/internet comedi4ns) 
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (AI/Indie Animators; AimKid/Absurdist Horror/urb4n legends/hosts) 
Kelly Bailey - CP Violation (Valve/War/hosts) 
Joey “JoeyVFX” Deutsch - Flies (Funny Comedians/Indie Animators/internet comedi4ns/not fucking re4l/tech errors)
They Might Be Giants - Fingertips (People on AMA/NPR; Tiny Desk/Funny Comedians/Fingers) 
Antony Kos - Dream Island (Game Shows/Reality Shows/The result of doing a good job/Indie Animation/Surrealist)
Your Favorite Martian - Love The Way You Lie (Lies/Indie Animation/internet comedi4ns)
SaltyDKDan - The Plushie Rap (s4ltydkd4n) 
The Living Tombstone - Long Time Friends (Lies/friends/no friends) 
Boards of Canada - Audiotrack 16 (Boards of Canada/unrele4sed) 
Danny Gonzalez - Yummy (Funny Comedians/Salad/internet comedi4ns/not fucking re4l)

[LR2M3 - BOSS!] BRE4K THE LIMIT

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FIRTH: W-wait... Jonathan? Opheira? Wh-Where did you go.... Oh no...

DAVID FIRTH WINS!

DAVID FIRTH - 33 Votes [71.7%]
ASK ME ANOTHER - 13 Votes [28.3%]

[LR2M3 RESULTS]

Passenger 8 – Shedletsky
-ROBLOX, UGC-driven games, and their fansongs (ROBLOX, Gmod, Don’t Mine At Night)
-Artists and media featured in ROBLOX’s original music library, alongside music heavily associated with early ROBLOX (Rick Astley, Super Smash Bros Melee, Shirts and Pants)
-Birds, unhealthy food, and Greek mythology (Birdhouse In Your Soul, Cheeseburger Paradise, Zeus)
-Songs by/about people named John or have some variant of John in their name (Johnny Test, Jon Bon Jovi, Elton John)

Jeff Syndicate - Hip Hop (Old ROBLOX OST)
John Shedletsky - Winds of Fjords (Old ROBLOX OST, John)
Parry Gripp - It's Raining Tacos (Old ROBLOX)
Caramell - Caramelldansen (Old ROBLOX OST)
YourFavoriteMartian - 8-Bit World (John)
ITS FREE sfx (Old ROBLOX)

Captain's Notes: Honest politicians. Wanna be friends? <(0_0<) <(0_0)> (>0_0)> KIRBY DANCE!!!

(Unironic note: This is the 2nd of 3 characters that got buffed when sources got split from 3 to 4. His entire third source didn't exist prior to this and thus the only times it gets used in r1 are coincidentally lol)

Victory - Shedletsky

[NOTE FROM RESEARCHER Red_9]
The gateway created by Subject 08 appear to be in perfect working condition, thus confirming the obsolescence of Mr. Stickmin's methods, as I had hypothesized. The subjects extracted from the gateway have been applied a mild amnestic and transported out of the catacombs onto the island, where I have been given permission to initiate and release Project 04, better known as PYRAMID_SCHEME. Project 04 is currently our most disposable asset, and thus the best candidate for the experiment. Any further developments will be duly noted.

[PROJECT: PYRAMID_SCHEME]
>Fruits and Capitalism
>Monkeys and Farms
>Tower Defense Media and Flash
>Artists who have supported Crypto
[THE CAPABILITIES OF THIS PROJECT END HERE]

[Camper 04 - Stingy & That Blue Bloon]
>Balloons and their Enemies
(Balloon Boy // Hot Air Balloon // Led Zeppelin)
(Dance Monkey // Super Monkey Ball // Cactus)
>Tower Defense / Flash-Originating Media, and Education
(Plants vs. Zombies // Cursed Treasure 2 // The Impossible Game)
(Bill Nye // The Magic School Bus // Brain POP)
>Balloons, The Sky, and Celebrations
(Balloon Boy // I Believe I Can Fly // Happy Birthday)
>Capitalism, Possession, and Things Owned By Stingy
(Paper Airplanes // Whales // Call You Mine)
(Triagonal Sign // Ziggy’s Sweets // The Month of June)

Songs used:
1) Onslaught - Bloons Tower Defense 6 (Both - Bloons)
2) Boohoo Baby - Snaggletooth (Stingy & That Blue Bloon - Things Owned by Stingy [All Your Feelings])
3) Underneath the Tree - Kelly Clarkson (Stingy & That Blue Bloon - Celebrations [Christmas])
4) MONEY - LISA (Both - Wealth)
5) PPAP - PIKOTARO (PYRAMID_SCHEME - Fruits [Apple, Pineapple])
6) useless - updog (Stingy & That Blue Bloon - Balloons)
7) Venom - Eminem (PYRAMID_SCHEME - Artists Who Have Supported Crypto)
8) Dance Monkey - Tones & I (PYRAMID_SCHEME - Monkeys // Stingy & That Blue Bloon - Enemies of Bloons)

🅾🅽🆂🅻🅰🆄🅶🅷🆃🅴🆁 [PROJECT: PYRAMID_SCHEME]

We've hit over 50 votes! Sick! And for this one, I'll just let the results speak for themselves...
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YOURBOYSPONGE WINS!

YourBoySponge - 26 Votes (50%) + Host Vote
Masterminds - 26 Votes (50%)

Sponge: Fuckin' told y'all to not roll up waving that CN crap around! Talk shit get hit, hope you learned your place today.

[R1M5] Results!

GIRL IN A DYING WORLD: Audrey created something that meant something, even if it was never finished. But that’s okay. Projects die. Passions dwindle. But the memories will live on. Or at least, I hope they will. Time is a river after all. 

TERMINATION SUCCESSFUL...?
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(Contestant 01 - Audrey ██████)

I guess I should’ve seen this coming. This was my burden and I didn’t mean for it to come back. To haunt me. To haunt us. We need to move on. I did, you can too. 

-MSP(F)A, their composers, webcomics and Trans Artists/Culture
(Michael Guy Bowman, Laura Les, Cecily Renns)
-Audrey’s References & Fanmade Recreations/Tributes 
(Earthbound, SiIvagunner, ANOTHER CHILDHOOD)
-Notably discontinued/cancelled/removed media & development hell
(TFA, The Yellow Submarine Remake, Your Favorite Martian)
-OHIO, IT’S INHABITANTS AND WHAT OCCURS THERE
(Lincoln Vlogs, twenty one pilots, Jake Paul)
-Self-Inserts, Audience Stand-Ins, Authors & Related Media 
(Sonichu, A Heist With Markiplier, Doki Doki Literature Club)
-Rebirth, Resurrection, Waking Up and Winged Creatures
(I Can See Clearly Now, Angels Cry, Chrissy Wake Up)

The Hexane Music Team - Morning (Audrey’s Works/Rebirth/Winged Beings/Waking Up) 
atsuover - missing you (Trans Artists/Self-Inserts)

RESULTS! Audrey ██████

(CONTESTANT 05 - THE PUBLIC OPINION OF BRAIN DUMP) [ Art by @memphis-576218917 ]

G: Both of these guys weird me out for different reasons...
A: pretty sure they think the same of their team mate

- Max G. and James Lee or the subjects of their videos
- Newgrounds / Flash and Indie Web Animation
- TV as a concept and Internet Reviewers
- The Internet and Corruption

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Middle Milk - One Nipple at a Time (James Lee)
Cheshyre - Madness Combat 5 Main Theme (Newgrounds)
Ken Ashkorp - 20 Percent Cooler (Max G. Subjects: MLP)
Bo Burnham - Bezos I (Corruption)
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (Max G. Subjects: Ghostbusters)
Hania Lee - Hear You Scream (James Lee)
Vint - No (Newgrounds: Eddsworld)
Scott the Woz ft. Garrett Williams - Closing In (Internet Reviewers)
Silva Hound - Addict (Indie Web Animation / Corruption)

Growing Stronger One Idiot At A Time

BULLY 05 - The Unholy Grind 
Garcia: "I've come to aid John in his quest. Two is better than one, after all." 
John: "Thank you Garcia. God bless us all."
* Religious beliefs / those who believe it / the unholy / mentor figures
* Chiptune / its artists / intentionally retro graphics
* Indie horror / games by New Blood Interactive / rotoscoped media
* Demons / cults / dead children / what is used to defeat them
* Memphis rap / phonk and its subgenres / digicore / popular edit music
* We'll pull whatever it takes for His salvation to cleanse them.

Sources:
LuvSeals - Obscured (Intentional Retro/Dead Kids)
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Anarchy; Set September 21st)
HalcyonicFalconX - VS Mode (FAITH)
FNaF 2 - SAVE THEM (Intentional Retro/Indie Horror/Dead Kids)
Penelope Scott - Cigarette Ahegao (Chiptune/Digicore/Edit Music)
Colton Watson - Desistance of Disorder (FAITH Fancontent)
Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends (Anarchy; Set in September)
Penelope Scott - Lotta True Crime (Unholy/Chiptune Artists/Digicore/Edit Music)
Aviators - Hell Has an Elevator (FAITH Fancontent)
mudeth - Innocence Glitched (Religious Beliefs/Dead Kids) 
WeevilDoing - AUDIT (Dead Kids/Edit Music)

𝕊𝕖𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝟠𝟟

The Strange Case of Tourneygami Yoda is a 16 contestant double(?) elimination tournament, inspired by and in tribute to Diary of a Tourney Kid, the Origami Yoda series and the Homestuck fan-comic Hexane. 

For Dreem, Tom Angleberger and Audrey, thank you for inspiring me so much.

I emplore you check them out :) 
https://soundcloud.com/doatk
https://mspfa.com/?s=1032&p=1

00 - Wilford and Co (Temporary Hosts)
01 - Audrey Hexane
02 - Future Tense
03 - Quinton Reviews
04 - Ask Me Another
05 - BD1P
06 - James May
07 - Ship of Theseus
08 - The Apex
09 - Bizly and Logorg
10 - Laravieve
11 - Penelope Scott
12 - Masked Wolf
13 - David Firth
14 - BoJack Horseman
15 - Jigsaw
16 - Jenny

WE HAVE A DISCORD.... https://discord.gg/2d6aX9GUru
Developer's Commentary https://docs.google.com/document/d/115Z2j5UCLZ_YOUisOgmRaHDkEBelk2vZ10sEmpWa6RQ/edit?usp=sharing

Meth Has The Right To Children

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