[Blood Sugar is listening from headphones in the recording booth of the castle, humming to herself as she dangles a Thorn Ring around her finger.]

Blood Sugar: I'll show them. I'll make them taste that pain and lick it good... ahaha! They'll be the ones who witness the true end of the world!

???: Hey, has anyone ever told you you're reaaaally uncreative? Seriously, it's like the writers ran out of ideas!

[Blood Sugar whips around, and Bubsy stands with a smirk on his face.]

Bubsy: I hope you take this PURR-sonally, but the whole evil god thing has definitely been done before. Unlike my jokes, which are HISS-terical, you're kind of a worn out one. Like that blue hedgehog. 

Blood Sugar: ...are you trying to piss off a god?! The queen?! You're nothing more than a goddamn lapcat! If anything you should be grovelling at my feet!

[Bubsy grabs the headphones off of Blood Sugar's head.]

Bubsy: Not FUR me, lady! I laugh in the face of death! I still have a few lives, anyways.

[Blood Sugar spins her gun into her hand and points it right at Bubsy's head.]

Blood Sugar: WHY WON'T YOU DO WHAT I SAY?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF?! I KICKSTARTED THE EVENTS OF YAKUZA! I WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE COLDSTEEL'S EAR! I CONVINCED AMANE TO KILL SHIDOU! I CAUSED MARIO JUDAH TO 0-2! I AM THE ROARING KNIGHT! AND IT'S ALL NOT MY FAULT!!!!

Bubsy: ...WOW, what a showoff. You're a more CLAW-ful tryhard than my ex-

[In a single moment, the wall to the recording room is broken down as Blood Sugar blasts right through it, knocking Bubsy unconscious.]

Moxie: WOAH! Uh... little heads up before you do that, scary lady?

Barbie: Bubsy didn't really deserve that much damage...

Blood Sugar: ...I'm calm. I'm fine. Haruhi innocent! Besides, I have more things to attend to. I'm gonna find Chester...

[Blood Sugar storms off, leaving a confused Moxie and Barbie.]

Moxie: So uh... what do we do now?

Barbie: Get some Dream Food™?

Kusunoki Muu: Of course! Muu wants crepe cake! Muu innocent!

Moxie: Yeah- wait WHO ARE YOU?!-
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Art by: Paxlaxx ( https://www.tumblr.com/paxxthedrawlaxx ) [Render] , 2D37( @2d37 ) [Stock]
Track by: BlueThunder ( @blue-thunder1 )
Blurb by: Homuueva ( https://x.com/AkemiCresRozie )

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DICE 5 FACE 1 - Blood Sugar
THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE:
- Kyoto Animation, slice of life/paranormal/sci-fi anime & school-centric Japanese media
- Pendulum/their associates, Shadowrend68 artists, Drum N' Bass & Alt/Electronic Metal
- Edgy versions/takes, murder/violence, blood & deities/their followers
- TTS usage, deception, weaponry & ''the sonic recreation of the end of the world.'"
But fuck it, she can pull whatever the fuck she wants. What you gonna do?
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Sources Used:
83key, Hidenori Shoji - Receive You the Hyperactive [DnB, Violence]
Chihiro Aoki - Brutality -Rebuild- [DnB, Violence]
Tantrum Desire - Reach (Push the Feeling) [Shadowrend68 artists, DnB]
MILGRAM - It's Not My Fault [Japanese School Media, Murder]
Pendulum - Granite [Pendulum]
Crush 40 - I Am (All Of Me) [Edgy versions, Whatchu gonna do Coldsteel?]
Pendulum, Joey Valence & Brae - Napalm [Pendulum]
deadmau5, Gerard Way - Professional Griefers [Pendulum Associates]
Mario Judah - Kill All The Enemies [Murder, Violence]
Toby Fox - Black Knife [DnB, Weaponry, Violence]
Hakos Baelz - PSYCHO [Violence, Blood Sugar coded]
BENJIxSCARLET - Evil Inside Out 2 Song [Evil versions]
Undertale/Deltarune SFX [Violence]

Reach You The Hyperviolence

* 02 - SANS' ULTIMATUM

[ * all i've been seeing is number after number. ]
- segasonic101 / pilotredsun / artists/media associated with either
- alternative universes / wacky rpgs / moral quandaries / laziness
- stylistic suck / tonal whiplash / covers that sort of 'change the vibe'
- idm / digital fusion / ambient genres / surreal/absurd vibes
- snow / the cold / holidays / being a saint / being a grinch
[ * what do you see? ]

segasonic101 - underswap lovestruck cover (made with johnson's soundfont) [ segasonic101, alternative universes, digital fusion ]
Coldcut - Mr Nichols [ media associated: adult swim, the cold ]
Jack Stauber - Easy To Breathe [ media associated: adult swim, surreal vibes ]
pilotredsun - bodybuilder [ pilotredsun ]
pilotredsun - grinch's ultimatum [ pilotredsun ]
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead [ laziness ]
DJ Shadow - The Sideshow [ media associated: adult swim ]
Widdly 2 Diddly - Work Harder [ wacky rpgs, absurd vibes ]

they want my soul.

Moe Shop... isn't here darlings... Such a shame that they have such a busy schedule. I was however able to get ahold of one of their creations!~ Meet Love Taste everyone! Make sure you give her the attention she deserves!~ 

★Songs by Moe Shop
(Love Taste, Notice, Pastel)
★Songs in Animation Memes (NO OVERLAP)
(Absolute Territory, Honeypie, Emo Boy)
★Songs related to Anime culture, including Vocaloid songs.
(Triple Baka, ECHO, Bad Apple)

Love Taste's Render was drawn by irritable.ugh, while this track was made by lexilexilexilicious. Stay Classic!

Luv ♡ Ur ♡ Taste

PROGRESS: 70.0% COMPLETE
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REJECT 01 - Mr. Wormwood
-Musicals, rock operas & Danny DeVito media
-Intermissions, ads, bumpers & concepts related to “the telly”
-Literature & book adaptations
-Family, vehicles, money & scams 

Reject 05 - Monument to the 3rd International (aka Tatlin’s Tower) 
-Eastern-European artists/culture & early 20th century media
-Architecture, specific locations & general size
-Politics, dystopias, propaganda & fake media portrayed as real
-Experimental genres/media & short films 
-Disco Elysium, detective/mystery media & Golden Chariot Records

Sources:
Poe - House of Leaves (Literature/Family/Architecture/Locations/Fake Media/Experimental Media)
Evan Alderete, Gooseworx - Intermission Time (Intermissions)
The Dear Hunter - He Said He Had a Story (Rock Operas/Early 20th Century; set during WWI/Experimental Artists)
Intikus - Fun Times (Short Films; Safe For Work)
Shayfer James - Good Life (Ads/The Telly/Money/Scams/Propaganda/Disco Elysium)
Packtion - House of Leaves (Literature/Architecture/Locations/Fake Media/Experimental Media)
Tim Minchin - My House (Musicals/Book Adaptations/Family/Architecture/Specific Locations)
Cojum Dip - The Mind Electric (Musicals/Rock Operas/Experimental Media)
Miracle Musical - The Mind Electric (Musicals/Rock Operas/Experimental Media)
Ryan Beard - Danny DeVito: A Tribute to an American Hero (Danny DeVito/Size/Politics/Dystopias)
Psyche Origami - Commercial Property (Ads/Bumpers/Money/Scams/Politics/Propaganda)
Miracle Musical - Dream Sweet in Sea Major (Musicals/Rock Operas/Experimental Media)
imitata - House MD them song rap (thesadinsomniac HD Remaster) (The Telly/Architecture; House/Fake Media)
Flo Rida - My House (Book Adaptations; Middle School: The Worst Years My Life/Architecture/Specific Locations)
Michael Guy Bowman - I’m A Member Of The Midnight Crew (Post-Punk Version) (Intermissions/Early 20th Century/Experimental Media)

my house is not your home

Excellent Hosts 05: The Pony Pals

ANNA: We’re the motherfucking Pony Pals are we’re here to fuck shit up.
PAM: I thought we were done with playing into Dirk’s schemes…
PAWNEE: This isn’t canon, relative to us. It really doesn’t matter.

-Equines, friends, literature, metatext, wordplay & media aimed at young kids
-MSP(F)A/adjacent media, 00’s artists, Pre-2012 Internet Culture & references in Detective Pony
-War, weaponry, strategy-based media, politics, maps & classical music/artists/samples
-Midwestern artists/culture, live-action sitcoms & Parks and Recreation artists
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WR3M1 - A Dayshift With Markiplier vs Marcy Wu
LR3M1 - Princess^2 vs Rebecha
WR3M2 - Claudio Gregory vs The Denny’s Nightmare Machine 
LR3M2 - The Art of Reformation vs Puzzle and Sling

Sources:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Siwv5zkJK5nMKQLo3fYVwezGBneQO2nNKwR-I2tMSOU/edit?usp=sharing

[WLR3 BRACKET] Pony Pals: The Tournament With Ponies

FEAR HOLE MAN: Sorry, Mark. The Fear Hole is fully booked. 
FEAR HOLE MAN: Regardless, you look like someone who's already been facing his greatest fears.
MARK: The people in there, they need rescuing. 
FEAR HOLE MAN: They won't escape until they've faced their fears, or at least until someone faces them on their behalf. 
MARK: ...I don't like where this is going.
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Pharmakeus 10.A Dayshift With Markiplier
-Markiplier & anyone/anything associated with him
-Indie Horror & gaming content creators in general
-SayoNara, DirectDoggo & their samples/references 
-Breakbeats, heavy sampling & artists in the DSaF series
-Shadows, the night, paranormal activity & judgement

Pharmakeus 14. The Denny’s Nightmare Machine 
-Restaurants & Denny’s foodstuffs
-Punk genres, “garage rock” & Live Without
-[adult swim] programming, artists & affiliates
-Fear, dreams, holes & incomprehensible terrors
-Coding concepts, virtual/false realities & retraux

Sources:
Tyler, The Creator - DEATHCAMP (Shadient Remix) [adult swim artists]
Heitor Pereira - The Whistle of Death [sayonara references/shadows/judgement/fear]
Aliad Conrad Coldwood - Pepper Steak [markiplier games/heavy sampling/paranormal/judgement/incomprehensible terrors]
Chance The Rapper - Star Side Intro [adult swim artists]
Schoolly D - Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme [adult swim]
The Winstons - Amen Brother [breakbeats]
JTMusic - It’s Over [indie horror/judgement/incomprehensible terrors/retraux]
Kevin Macleod - Disco [markiplier games; job simulator/dsaf artists/virtual realities]
Oscar Santos - Pickle Rick Trap Remix [directdoggo references/heavy sampling/adult swim/restaurants]
carrot113 - acrophobia [indie horror/breakbeats/shadows/the night/fear/dreams/incomprehensible terrors/false realities]
PrettyMuchMiles - Fried Rice at Denny's REMIX [markiplier; fnaf/indie horror/denny’s]
Blonde Redhead - For The Damaged Coda [dsaf ost/adult swim]
Sonny Sharrock - Hit Single [paranormal/adult swim]
Markiplier - punk dog [markiplier/“punk genres”]
Tyler Bates & Joanne Higginbottom - Water Snakes [adult swim]
Darthduba - Story Of Life [markiplier games; one chance/incomprehensible terrors/retraux]
Andrew Hulshult - Ocean of Blood [markiplier/indie horror/fear]
DirectDoggo - Unseen Horrors (Unused Trap Remix) [dsaf/paranormal activity/fear/incomprehensible terors]
Blonde Redhead - Before (Choir Version)  [dsaf artists/adult swim artists]
Alan Silvestri - Wade's Broadcast [virtual realities/02]
Radiohead - My Iron Lung [markiplier; iron lung/adult swim artists/04]
Lemon Demon - Soft Fuzzy Man [paranormal/03]
Aesop Rock - Marble Cake [paranormal activity/adult swim artists/06]
Miracle Of Sound - Liquid Nights & Disco Lights [night/05]
Ame Gedeon - Bipolar Disorder [incomprehensible terrors/08]
RMB - Dayman [dsaf references/the night/01]
Oasis - Live Forever [adult swim/07]
SayoNara - ~ SPEAK THEIR TITLES ~ [Say My Name Montage Mix] [markiplier media/sayonara/heavy sampling/the night/judgement/fear/dreams/incomprehensible terrors]


SHOW ME YOUR NIGHTMARES

MARCY: Oooh a card game! How do I play, what's the rules?
REBECHA: Woof. You don't want to know.
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Pharmakeus 05. Rebecha 
-Daniel Mullins works & Flaw Peacock-related media
-”Art” Genres, Novelty Music, Musical Numbers & Theatrecore
-Theories, ARGs & Fiction-in-fiction
-Work, Construction, Thankless Jobs & Industrialism 
-Wastelands, remnants of the Earth & Dystopian media

Pharmakeus 09. Marcy Wu 
-Disney TV shows & their artists
-Herpetological species & creepy-crawlies 
-Indie Rock, Orchestral & String Instruments
-Fantasy or “otherworld” tropes, TTRPGs & Group RP Media
-Cults, cryptids & things that aren’t what they seem.

Sources:
Matt Sax, Venice Original Cast - Put Out The Light (Musical Numbers/Dystopian)
Jay Tholen - Leeches & the Festering Orifice (Flaw Peacock/Fiction-in-fiction/Creepy Crawlies/Not what they seem)
Rob Cantor - Shia Lebouef Live (Novelty Music/Musical Numbers/Theatrecore/Disney TV artists/Indie Rock artists/Not what they seem)
Just Roll With It - I Forced My Friends to play D&D's Worst-Rated Adventure (Fantasy Tropes/TTRPGs/Group RP)
Flaw Peacock - Exploring Inscryption (Act 1) (Daniel Mullins/Flaw Peacock/Not what they seem)
Brad Breeck - DISTO (INTERLMNT Remix) (ARGs/Disney TV/Not what they seem)
Kendrick Lamar - Wesley’s Theory (Theories/Creepy Crawlies; To Pimp A Butterfly)
Jonah Senzel - King Yan (Daniel Mullins/Fantasy Tropes)
Matt Sax, Venice Original Cast - Last Man (Musical Numbers/Dystopian/String Instuments)
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone (Theatrecore/Disney TV artists/String Instruments/Not what they seem)
Parry Gripp - Raining Tacos (Novelty Music/Disney TV artists)
Selena Gomez - Everything Is Not As It Seems (Disney TV/Not what they seem)
Everything Everything - No Reptiles (Art Genres/Herpetological/Indie Rock)
Bowling For Soup - Hello Anxiety (Work/Thankless Jobs/Disney TV artists/Indie Rock)
Lemon Demon - Eventuality (Disney TV artists)
Rob Cantor - Overture (Musical Numbers/Theatrecore/Disney TV artists/Indie Rock artists)
Tally Hall - Turn The Lights Off (Theatrecore/Disney TV artists/Indie Rock/Cryptids/Not what they seem)
Fee Waybill - What Is This Thing? (Musical Numbers/Disney TV/Not what they seem)
Eartha Kitt - Snuff Out The Light (Musical Numbers/Fantasy Tropes)


Leeching Off The Darkness

Pharmakeus 09. Marcy Wu 

PAWNEE: I… I feel a sense of kinship with her.
ANNA: That makes sense. Dirk did express a familiarity between the two of you. Spy and charismatic young girls, lost in a strange world. You’re also both the lynchpins in the grand story, really.
PAM: I assume that then, you’d be Sasha, Anna? Considering you’re both blondes and are the most outwardly antagonistic at points. And I’d be Anne since I’m more of the one with a plan.
PAWNEE: So Anna is Sasha and Pam is Anne, not confusing at all… Does this even matter?
ANNA: No. Not really. It’s mostly a thought exercise.

-Disney TV shows & their artists
-Herpetological species & creepy-crawlies 
-Indie Rock, Orchestral & String Instruments
-Fantasy or “otherworld” tropes, TTRPGs & Group RP Media
-Cults, cryptids & things that aren’t what they seem.

Sources:
100 gecs - The Most Wanted Person In the United States (Herpetological/Indie Rock/Not What They Seem)
Nicholas Bonardi - Tradin’ Spores With Old Man McGucket (Disney TV/Not What They Seem)
Robbie Wyckoff - F-Games (Disney TV)
Wayne Brady, Martin Olson - In The Empire (Disney TV)
Chip Da Ripper - Interior Crocodile Alligator Freestyle (Herpetological)
Demi Lovato - Confident (Disney TV Artists)
Oh Geeez, Not Again - While You Were Away (Amphibia/Indie Rock)
Tom Schley et. al - Gambhorra'ta (Cults)
Imagine Dragons - Believer (Herpetological/Fantasy Tropes)
Forrest Day - Sleepwalk (Indie Rock/String Instruments)

Number One Target Of The Empire

Nightmare_Fusion[01] - GAS LEAK WARNING [KINDUNOS]

Desmond fears the button, the Sisyphean task he was forced to bear by The Island. Charlie fears the drugs he was addicted to, alongside fearing the withdrawal he’s suffered from and the constant mental strain those two had that was only eliviated by death. This manifested in the form of a certain song: Gas Panic. Aurora Borealis fears… it was hard to get any sort of reading on it. So the hole had to make do.

-The Simpsons, LOST & either’s associates/artists
-Oasis, Britpop, alt rock & games for the Super Nintendo
-Bullshit plots, anthologies & New England artists 
-Addictions, withdrawal & educational media/environments
-Numbers, emergencies, imminent threats & fire

Sources:
Michael Giacchino - Win One For The Reaper (LOST)
LCD Soundsystem - New York, I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down (Alt Rock/New England Artists)
Oasis - Stand By Me (Oasis)
Green Day - Brain Stew (Simpsons Artists/Alt Rock/Withdrawal)
Radiohead - Creep (Algal The Bard Cover) (Britpop/Alt Rock)
Frank Sinatra - My Way (LOST Artists/New England Artists)
Weezer - Say It Ain’t So (Alt Rock/Addictions)
Billy Joel - The Longest Time (LOST Artists/New England Artists)
OldCandyPlaz - Steamed hams intro but it is 8-bit (The Simpsons)

standing on the shore

Sources:
Malcolm Brown - United SynchronizatIon (String Instruments)
Toby Fox - BIG SHOT (Otherworlds/SayoNara References/Heavy Sampling)
Sterben Music - Darcy's Theme (Epic Orchestral) (Amphibia/Orchestral)
Anna Akana - Heartstomper (Amphibia)
JTMusic - Enraptured (Markiplier/Indie Horror)
The Winstons - Amen Break (Breakbeats)
SayoNara - BONED v1 Stems (Not What They Seem/Markiplier/SayoNara)
Ridiculon - Alone In The Dark (Cults/Markiplier Media/Shadows)
clipping - Dodger (Creepy-crawlies)
Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis (Disney TV Artists/Not What They Seem/Paranormal)
Ryan Elder - Rick and Morty Theme (Otherworlds/DirectDoggo References)
Markiplier - Life Simulator Freestyle (Herpetological/Markiplier)
100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (Herpetological/Indie Rock)
Alias Conrad Coldwood - Global (Otherworlds/Markiplier Media/Paranormal/Judgement)
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MARK: I really hope you didn’t make enemies with these guys… No hard feelings.

MARK & THE SHADOWS WIN!
MARK & THE SHADOWS: 16 Votes [61.5%]
MARCY WU: 10 Votes [38.5%]

[WR3M1] RESULTS

The Orgonon Gurl
- Neil Cicierega and His Samples
- Progressive Pop/Art Pop, Dance Pop and 2010's Hits
- Literature/Book Adaptations and Science
- Summer/Heat, Weather, and Dreams/Fantasies

Ke$ha - We R Who We R (Dance Pop, 2010's Hits)
Kate Bush - Cloudbusting
Katy Perry - California Gurls
DASH30 - california gurls remix v4 122bpm (Neil Samples, Dance Pop, 2010's Hits (California Gurls))
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Neil Cicierega)
Alanis Morrissette - You Oughta Know (Neil Samples)
Lemon Demon - Sundial (Neil Cicierega, Dreams)
Magdalena Bay - The Ballad of Matt & Mica (Progressive Pop, Dance Pop, Fantasies)
No Doubt - Spiderwebs (Neil Samples)
Lemon Demon - What Will Happen Will Happen (Neil Cicierega)
Charli XCX - Break The Rules (Dance Pop)
Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl (Neil Cicierega, Science, Fantasies)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Neil Samples)
Santana, Rob Thomas - Smooth (Neil Samples, Heat, Fantasies)

Warm, Windy and Wild

Detective Tourney is a 16 contestant triple elimination tournament, inspired by Detective Pony and DOATK, as well as a spiritual successor to TSCOTY.

00.Dirk & Minos
01.Lil Hal
02.Randall Munroe
03.Norman
04.DeepBlueInk
05.Rebecha
06.ZachGG
07.Puzzle & Sling
08.Nephrite
09.Marcy Wu
10.Mark & the Shadows
11.Lucas Cruikshank
12.Lucille Eve
13.Princess
14.Denny's & Fear Hole Man
15.The Lobster Incident
16.Mike "Rook" Phone
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The Strange Case of Tourneygami Yoda is a 16 contestant double(?) elimination tournament, inspired by and in tribute to Diary of a Tourney Kid, the Origami Yoda series and the Homestuck fan-comic Hexane. 

For Dreem, Tom Angleberger and Audrey, thank you for inspiring me so much.

I emplore you check them out :) 
https://soundcloud.com/doatk
https://mspfa.com/?s=1032&p=1

WE HAVE A DISCORD.... https://discord.gg/2d6aX9GUru

[WR3M1] RESULTS

Detective Tourney [Post-TSCOTY]

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