It’s 43 degrees in Coma and the reindeer hood ornaments are fueling a steady increase in aggressive driving. This is Coma News Daily.

The Complete internet podcast news source portal for the Town of Coma.

Because we are too unattractive and too "small town" to broadcast in a theater, Coma News Daily is broadcasting this Christmas special once again from Bear's Biker Bar in the Town of Coma.

As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post!

Hosted this week by Coma's own Dr. Jimmy and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis. With updates from the Mayor Dave Anderson and advice on how to not "Home Alone" your kids during the holidays by the wizened and alzheimered Stan Bargmeyer. Special guest Jax Owen, Town Council Member and creator of the "Season for Squeezin".

A Season for Squeezin'

It’s 33 degrees in Coma, where we’re several days into our post-New Year’s recovery, which means lots of deserted streets and unsupervised children wandering freely.

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The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham

Because we are too unattractive and too "small town" to broadcast in a theater, Coma News Daily is broadcasting this New Year from The Coma Hockey Rink and Sweater Emporium.

As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post!

Hosted this week by Coma's own Dr. Jimmy and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis. With the introduction of a brand new App called the 'YOKO' created by former town council member and boomer Bob Smith-Smith. The YOKO App is guaranteed to help Gen X generations and younger to find their direction.

New Year, Same You

It’s minus 12 degrees in Coma where the snow banks are piled high and the children are climbing the walls. This is Coma News Daily.

This week we're podcasting a "Serious" mystery investigated by a real journalist, Jonny Reynolds, who may or may not be an alcoholic and is definitely not Ryan Reynolds.

As always, we love our sponsors-- Kale Flavored Ham and The Footbucket

Serious, Space, and Stuff

It’s 42 degrees in Coma but tomorrow it might be -26 below. The Groundhog says that spring is coming and that means plagues and bunnies that lay eggs. This is Coma News Daily.

The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham
This week we decided to 'Get Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar.

Take Your Medicine, Medieval

It’s 58 degrees in Coma and that means icy morning feet are being replaced with exploding noses as spring fever descends on our town. This is Coma News Daily.

 

The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. This podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham which is not healthy but you can pretend it is because it tastes like kale.

The Year of Reading Old Dead People

It’s finally 70 degrees in Coma which means it’s time for people in town to feel like models but look really bad in bathing suits. This is Coma News Daily.

The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. This podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham which is not healthy but you can pretend it is because it tastes like kale.

This week we decided to keep  'Getting Serious' in a barn and we tell some tales about a Bigfoot who knows how to explain multi-level marketing with his halted screams. We also get sports updates on a new baseball team in town the DivorceHers.

Drunk Deer, Dirty Baseball and Bigfoot PowerPoints

t’s 85 degrees in Coma and that means it’s time to start complaining about the heat. It’s also Whitney Houston haiku night at Bear’s Biker Bar and hopefully we’ll all finally learn how someone can love us. This is Coma News Daily.

The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham

This week we just keep  ‘Getting Serious’ and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar.

How It Isn't

If it’s July in Coma that must mean it’s 90 degrees –even underwater with your eyes burning from chlorine, at that the Coma municipal pool. And that pool deck is hot enough to fry some toe nuggets on.

This is Coma News Daily.
The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma.
This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious.

This week we just keep  'Getting Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar.

Hosted this week by Jonny Reynolds, who is a real reporter, and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis, who does not write news but is attractive enough to read it. With news from T.S. John who can no longer prebreak news since he gave up his peyote habit and a news update on the Coma Town Council's plan to Save the World with their tunes.

If I Had A Hammer

It's time for the Coma Olympics where synchronized lawn mowing and competitive beer gutting sets the stage for some real competition. We'd like to thank our newest sponsor The Coma Landmine Tours and Museum. Take a Landmine tour today. It'll blow you away.

This is Coma News Daily.
The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma.
This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious.

This week we just keep  'Getting Serious' and broadcast from the Coma Grain Elevator and Convention Center which is just like Rio but with less hotwax.

Sports, American Style!

This week in Coma women are equal to everything as we don our pumpkin spice flavored bras and talk about Tinder relationships, sexy cinderblock costumes, and use sad face emojis. 

This is Coma News Daily.
The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma.
This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious.

This week we can’t get serious because Johnny is out “in the field” trying to find some scary clowns.

Children of the Corn Maze

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