Frank and Bill went into a professional recording studio and recorded you a song!  They care about Christmas.  And views, and hits, and listens.  But mostly Christmas.  Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

Toyland (XMAS SPECIAL)

We are giving you updates and we are never going to stop.  Updates are great.  We have so much to tell you about updates and our amazing progress.  Thank you for all your support.  I'm just kidding.  Nobody is listening or watching.  If you are, you're the only one.   But let's UPDATE anyway!

Toyland (Update #1)

We have to keep updating!  Not because we want to anymore.  It's just happening.  We can't stop ourselves.  We have 1 youtube comment.  There's nothing going on.  But we still can't stop updating.  Will we ever get back to just regular content?  Please god.  Make it stop.

Toyland (Update #2)

There's some drama on the scene today.  Frank says he owns Bill's face legally and he might take it into the courtroom.  Also, we can't stop updating!  Somebody call for help.

Toyland (Update #3)

It's official, Frank the Cow took Bill to court saying that he legally owns his face.  He also acted as his own lawyer.  Bill is not happy.  It's the last update ever, thank god in heaven for that.  Frank knows Bill is mad, so he has prepared a special gift.  This show is all about friendship you filthy animals!

Toyland (Update #4 The Last Update Ever)

Bill is dating again!  He is seeing a sexy nurse called Lucy.  We are so happy for you Bill!  Keep it up.  (No pun intended...)

BILL HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

It's hard when your best friend gets a girlfriend.  I mean...what's a homeboy to do?  Is Bill a fucking traitor? Or is Frank the cow a possessive piece of crap?  You be the judges Toylanders!

We are not a relationship podcast, we are the world's best comedy podcast of all time, of course!! Nuff said!   But that doesn't mean we can't get into some serious boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, fuck you friend, sexy nurse, territory!

Bill the Traitor!!!

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Stan The Neighbor
January 19, 2018

Bill is a traitor so Frank invites his upstairs neighbor Stan the Neighbor to join him as his new full time co-host.  Stan is a musician, you may know him from his hit song "Wandering Stan".  He is also the director of the musical experimental art theater piece known as "Jesus Christ On Ice", and the founder of a Clogs company.  Also we world premiere his 46'th studio album!  Booo ya Toylanders!

STAN THE NEIGHBOR

Frank and Bill are back in the studio and the air is thick with resentment!  Listen to the this episode where you will experience violence, swearing, heartbreak, cops and terrorism!

Witness Protection Program

Frank and Bill need help to save the podcast and their dwindling friendship.  They bring on a therapist to help them deal with ABBA music, feeding on raw flesh and Mommy Issues.  This is a safe place!

Couples Therapy

This is Toyland, the worlds best show.  With your hosts Frank the Cow and Bill the Fish.  They live in the same apartment building in Toyland and talk about whatever they want in a desperate attempt to become famous.

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