"Nothing of Value was Lost" Most Disrespectful Victory Theme Ever

fanmade track for a minitourney by @libbec lol (art also by them)
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CHESTER B. LAMPESTER
- Homestuck and its friends or foes
(BL1ND JUST1C3 1NV3ST1G4T1ON // // Oppa Toby Style // Team Fortress 2)
- The Weapons of Light and Darkness
(Blinding Lights // I Can Swing My Sword // Knife Fight)
- Indications of the male gender
(Cabinet Man // Mr. Roboto // Aaron Burr, Sir)
- Music that makes you imagine an epic fight sequence
(Propane Nightmares // One Winged Angel // Final Battle)

THE VICTORIAN CHILD
- Classical Music and songs sampling it
(Moonlight Sonata // Beethoven Virus // Toreador March)
- Music to kill a Victorian Child
(Big Chungus // Nokia Arabic Ringtone // Sanctuary Guardian)
(Breakcore // Hyperpop // Industrial)
- Time, Time Travel, and Warnings
(7 O’Clock // Ruler of Everything // Sonic CD)
- Media set in a Victorian, Apocalyptic, or Post-Apocalyptic setting
(Corpse Bride // Fallout // Adventure Time)
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Songs used:
SharaX - Right Behind You (CHESTER B. LAMPESTER - Foes of Homestuck, Music that makes you imagine an epic fight sequence)
Kyle Exum - Bassthoven (THE VICTORIAN CHILD - Songs that sample classical music)
Endigo - Big Chungus (THE VICTORIAN CHILD - Music that would kill a victorian child)
CG5 - Big Chungus (THE VICTORIAN CHILD - Music that would kill a victorian child)
Homestuck - Sburban Jungle (CHESTER B. LAMPESTER - Homestuck)
The Killers - Mr. Brightside (CHESTER B. LAMPESTER - Indications of the male gender)
Justice - Let There Be Light (CHESTER B. LAMPESTER - Weapons of Light)
Schmoyoho - OH MY DAYUM (THE VICTORIAN CHILD - Warnings [The Fry Bites Back])
THE ELEPHANT - Message to The Intruder (THE VICTORIAN CHILD - Music to kill a victorian child, warnings)
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (CHESTER B. LAMPESTER - Music that makes you imagine an epic fight sequence)
Kanye West - POWER (THE VICTORIAN CHILD - Time Travel [Kanye Quest 3030])
SayMaxWell - Gaster's Theme (CHESTER B. LAMPESTER - Music that makes you imagine an epic fight sequence)

[FANMADE] let there be chungus

{ The first sighting of PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE was the first direct encounter of a Project by any of the crewmates since dropping onto the caverns. Recording below: }
{A loud explosion behind the Joker causes a massive cloud of dust to form.}
JOKER: Huh?! Wuzzat?
SIGMASTERPIECE: ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴡᴇʟʟ. sᴇᴇᴍs ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʟᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴇssᴏɴ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴜʀ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴇɴᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ.
JOKER: Pff.. Wha-at? Who are you talking to? Little Ol' Me? Why, th- WOAH!
{The skeleton dashes out of the cloud at an unprecented speed, grabbing ahold of the Joker and slamming him into the ground, holding him by the neck.}
SIGMASTERPIECE: ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ, ᴄʟᴏᴡɴ. ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ.
JOKER: Gh-! H.. Haha, WHOOOO are you?? I don't believe I've had the pleasure of making your acqu- YOWZAA!!!!
{SIGMASTERPIECE slams his head into the ground repeatedly at supersonic speeds, before stopping and glaring at the seemingly untouched clown.}
SIGMASTERPIECE: sᴛꜰᴜ + ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪsᴘʟᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏʀʀʏ ᴀss + ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ.
JOKER: Woaaoaoaooahhh.. BAHAHAHAHA!!!! GOOD ONE! Always happy to meet a fan.. Why don't we give ourselves a little personal space first?
(The Joker's hand squeezes out of SIGMASTERPIECE'S grip, and shoots a pistol directly into his eyesocket..)
SIGMASTERPIECE: ...
{..The skeleton is completely untouched.}
JOKER: Worth a shot! Haha, get it? Like-
SIGMASTERPIECE: ᴘɪss ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴏʀᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ. ᴀ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ.
JOKER: That's what I do best, baby!
SIGMASTERPIECE: ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ ʙᴇsᴛ.
{The skeleton grabs the Joker with both of his hands, and tears him in half.}

𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐋

SIGMASTERPIECE: ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀʟᴇss ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ
{The skeleton flies off in an instant, the corpse of the Joker rapidly disintegrating into nothing but a skeleton.}

...

(The Joker stumbles across an unknown skeleton on the ground.)
JOKER: ...Wow!
JOKER: Big fan of the early Halloween decorations! Hahahaha!!!
(He kicks the skull off into the distance like a football, and goes on with his exploration.)

(Crewmate 03 - The Joker From Persona 5)
>Superhero / DC media
(Heathens // Kamen Rider // Sunflower)
>Comedies and Tragedies, including Society
(Bo Burnham // “Weird” Al Yankovic // The Lonely Island)
>Clowns, Illegal Activity, and things the Joker thinks are Normal
(The World Revolving // The Ultimate Show // Insane Clown Posse)
(Crime Time // Animal Cannibal // Crazy Frog)
>The SMT Franchise and The Persona 5 genre
(Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There // I’ll Face Myself // K’s Tavern)

{PROJECT 11: SIGMASTERPIECE}
>Phonk or “Gigachads” and “Sigma” media / edits
>Insults, Threats, Anger, and Rage
>Vehicles and The Undead
>TikToks and AMVs
>Nickelodeon and Dreamworks
{CAPABILITIES MAY EXTEND BEYOND}

Songs used:
1)Teen Titans Gm - GraphicMuzik (Joker - DC Media // PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE - AMV Trends)
2) Sucker for Pain - Suicide Squad (Joker - DC Media // PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE - AMV Trends)
3) Let The Pun Fit The Crime - Wander Over Yonder (Joker - Clowns, Crime, Comedy)
4) What the Fuck?! - Mystic Mask (PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE - Phonk, Anger)
5) My Shiny Teeth and Me - Chip Skylark (PROJECT: SIGMASTERPIECE - Nickelodeon)

SUCKER FOR PUNS!

Track by @tawnybarnowl-does-mashups.
Art by twitter.com/TawnyBarnOwl.

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Imagine Dragons - Enemy (Imagine Dragons, League Of Legends, Cats)
Parov Stelar - Catgroove (Cats)
MIYAVI, PVRIS - Snakes (League Of Legends)
K/DA - The Baddest (League Of Legends)
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive (Imagine Dragons)
PVRIS - Burn It All Down (League Of Legends)
League Of Legends - Surprise Party Fiddlesticks dance theme (League Of Legends)
Imagine Dragons - Natural (Imagine Dragons)

Victory! - Wawa Cat

Track by @tawnybarnowl-does-mashups.
Art by https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok.

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Blend S - Bon Apetit (Otaku culture)
Griffinila - Stay Calm (Indie horror games)
The Stupendium - Why Did I Say Okie Doki? (Indie horror games)
Sucker For Love - Opening (Indie horror games, Notably played, Otaku culture)

Victory! - ManlyBadassHero

Track by @tawnybarnowl-does-mashups.
Art by https://twitter.com/Enoderen.

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Leslie Wai - Paradigm II (Indie web animation)
mudeth - Non-Funkible Token (Edmund McMillen)
Danny Baranowsky - C.H.a.D.'S Broken Wind (Edmund McMillen, Infamously difficult platformers)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll (Death)
Leslie Wai - Nocturnal (Indie web animation)

Victory! - Meat Grinders

[ BONUS - The Crater Leading To The Catacombs, Created As A Result Of The S.K.E.L.D Crashing Into Th- oh shit that crab kinda looks like discord user juicebox ]

holy fuck juicebox crab

>Islands and Crabs
(Island in the Sun by Weezer // Crab also by Weezer // Dead Crab Exoskeleton)
>Richard Tyler Blevins
(Ponponpon // Game Time // Porter Robinson)

Songs used:
1) Crab Rave - Noisestorm [ORU Remix]) (Island, Crabs)
2) The Fortnite Rap Battle - NerdOut ft. Ninja, CDNThe3rd, Dakotaz, Fabvl & More (Richard Tyler Blevins)

🦀🦀🦀 THERE'S A HOLE IN THE ISLAND 🦀🦀🦀

VESSEL 02 - IDLE ABOMINATION 
* Time / the past / notable historic events / what they inspired / politics
* Topics and artists referenced on either channel / YouTubers with terrible upload schedules
* Educational media / "fun" facts / common misconceptions
* Stick figure media / classical music / copyright-free music
* Sentence mixing / YTPMVs / common sources of both
* Rage / music featuring screaming / pain / torture / deformities
* THAT'S NOT ALL, KIDS!

Sources:
Britney Spears - Toxic (Sam O’Nella)
The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army (Glitch Mob Remix) (Sam O’Nella/Rage)
Sam O’Nella Vlog - Without Me (Enhanced Edition) (Sam O’Nella/Sentence Mixing)
Overly Sarcastic Productions - THE PHILOSOPHER SONG (History/Educational/Classical)
Sam O’Nella VFX ()

VICTORY!IDLE ABOMINATION

(EXPERIMENT 04 - THE WRECK)

ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴇᴄᴋ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜰᴜʟʟʏ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱꜰᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ. ᴀ ꜱʜᴇʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ꜱᴇʟꜰ, ʜɪꜱ ᴘʀɪᴍᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ꜱɪᴅᴇ.

SEGA, ARTISTS FEATURED IN SONIC MEDIA, & MEDIA WHERE CHARACTERS GO 'SUPER'
(SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, YAKUZA, DRAGON BALL Z)
SONGS PRODUCED BY HOT CHICKS OR INDUSTRY PLANTS
(DOJA CAT, BRITTANY SPEARS, OLIVIA RODRIGO)
RWJ, HIS COLLABS, & OTHER ARTISTS/CULTURE ASSOCIATED WITH "OLD INTERNET"
(ORPHAN TEARS, FRED FIGGLEHORN, SMOSH)
MEDIA SANITIZED OR EDITED FOR A 'WIDER AUDIENCE'
(NO SWEARING, 4KIDS, KIDZ BOP)
SPEED, ELECTRICITY, & GUPTILL ASSOCIATED MEDIA
(EXERCISE, COSPLAY, IMPRESSIONS)
MACHINES, ARTIFICIALITY, & INDUSTRIAL GENRES
(BIG GOD, STEAM MACHINE, WHEELS IN MOTION)

Songs used:
Sonic Forces - Infinite Theme (SEGA)
Eisenfunk - Pong (Machines)
Dragon Ball Super - Ultra Instinct Theme (Media where characters go super)
Shadow the Hedgehog - I Am... All Of Me (SEGA)
Lady Gaga - LoveGame (Hot chicks!)
Alice Glass - BABY TEETH (Hot chicks!)
LongestSoloEver - Code Red (Fatal Error EXE Song) (SEGA)

KILLGAME [FANTRACK]

[ All crossovers are canon exclusively to PENTA CLVSH, unless stated otherwise. ]
[ NOTE FROM ENDER: It's canon to TOMLR too LOL ]

Check out the lore here: https://penta-clvsh.neocities.org/logs/cross-1

...and while you're here, check out the amazing PENTA CLVSH! (https://soundcloud.com/penta-clvsh)

AARON: "Well come on, you gonna stand out there like a square? I can load up some Mario Party!"
CHANCE: "Yeah, yeah- I’m coming! Just be warned- for any party situation, I’m a bit of a natural, so don’t feel too bad if you lose."
AARON: "Psh, you wish, dude."

TRACK: ender
ART: PineWSun (@pinewithsun), ender
CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Chance, Aaron's Party
TOMLR DISCORD: discord.com/invite/9QeKGYb

Dance The Night - Dua Lipa (Partying, Heartbreak, Exercise/Toys)
Do It All The Time - IDKHOW (Synth-Pop)
Save A Prayer - Duran Duran (80s)
Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind (90s, Neil)
Pretty Fly For A White Guy - The Offspring (90s)
Bye Bye Bye - NSYNC (Heartbreak, Break-Ups)
The Man - The Killers (Synth-Pop, Training)
Out Of My League - Fitz and the Tantrums (Heartbreak)
Policy Of Truth - Depeche Mode (Synth-Pop/90s)

[ Also check out! ]
PENTA CLVSH Website: https://penta-clvsh.neocities.org/
PENTA CLVSH Discord: https://discord.gg/QpHdZgYrvG
PENTA CLVSH Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/penta-clvsh

[PENTA CLVSH X TOMLR] Broken Waves and Burning Hearts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk_wTQ4oP7s for visuals

- punkett - Frostbite
- LOCAL58 - Entering Graciously

[Various character-associated SFX]

- Tyler, the Creator, Kali Uchis - See You Again
- Skype - Ringtone
- YourBoySponge - Snitch Tendencies
- Lil Darkie - rap music
- Tom Cardy - Get Louis (Theroux)
- Aphex Twin - Jynweythek
- Sam O'Nella - The Little Things in Life
- Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue
- Soft Knees - Winds of Fjords
- Jonah Senzel - Enter Pony
- Aaron Fraser-Nash - Cursed Sonic Sings a Song
- Mr Nicky History - Ancient Rome Song
- Mark Governor - Stadium Rave
- Jonathan Coulton, Ellen McLain - Want You Gone
- clipping. - Blood of the Fang
- clipping. - Inside Out

MARY FOLLOWED CLOSE BEHIND - DDT VR2 BRACKET THEME

Title: Break the Limits - CHANCE 0-2 ROUNDUP
Arranger(s): https://soundcloud.com/nazocrystal 
Characters: Barnacle Boy, Erdrick, Bigtop Burger, Saints of Shovelry
Art: twitter.com/DoodlefoxB
SONGS USED:
DISCLAIMER: This track was made/far in production before the allegations against Insane Clown Posse were brought to light. We hope you understand why the artist chose to keep the related pulls and hope you can enjoy the track regardless.
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Spongebob Squarepants Production Music - Stadium Rave A (Spongebob) 
Super Smash Bros. Melee sound team - Targets (Smash originals) 
Oliver Tree - Bury Me Alive (Underground) 
Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia (2019+ memes) 
Das Racist - Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell (Junk food) 
Danny Baranowsky - Konga Conga Kappa (Necrodancer)
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Danny Baranowsky - Deep Sea Bass (Coral Riff) (Necrodancer, tropical themes) 
Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero (Mythical heroes) 
Dragon Ball Super - Ultra Instinct Theme (Akira Toriyama) 
Weird Al - Eat It (Junk food) 
Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach (Tropical themes) 
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Insane Clown Posse - When I'm Clownin' (Kuma Remix) (Clowns) 
PaRappa the Rapper 2 - Toasty Buns (Junk food) 
Gooseworx - The Amazing Digital Circus - Main Theme (Clowns) 
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess sound team - Malo Mart Theme (Medieval fantasy, Necrodancer crossovers) 
Insane Clown Posse - Hokus Pokus (Clowns) 
Spongebob Squarepants - Closing Theme Song (Spongebob)
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???: *[ The first set of eliminated contestants sit together, staring out at the illusionary endless expanse of the Great Lilac. Thought their time in the bracket has come to an end, there's always more to do around here, and to be honest... some prefer going out early. It takes pressure off of them. ]*
*[ Onto bigger and better things. ]*
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Break the Limits - CHANCE 0-2 ROUNDUP

Assets folder:
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/3/folders/17R0uLBqG74oZaM9KKED3bBg76K0HCU6q

Victory! - ManlyBadassHero

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