i was like really confused and when i heard "never gonna give you up" i literally threw my phone

I just got rickrolled, nice voice thought

友達がこれで私をリックロールしてくれた wahhh

► CREDITS:

Belle Beniko as Larry the Lobster

Eric the Audible as Mr. Poolcheck

Luke Reardon as Spongebob Squarepants

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Larry Art by 3ple

Poolcheck Art by Valonide

Beat by Khwezi

Beat Arranged by Theme Park Avenue

Mixed by Serena

Thumbnail by LimJJ

Special thanks to Chaotic Rap Battles, JoJoVo, RaccoonBroVA, Alchemyking


►LYRICS:

Larry Verse 1
“Larry! We’ve got a guy who’s drowning in tears!”
I’ll handle this, I haven’t seen good lifeguard action in years

“Be careful, Larry, this guy looks pretty shredded!” Oh yeah, I’m with you
But dude, he’s so uptight, I bet his pants are ripped too

And his face is even redder than mine, that’s pretty troubling
Excuse me, sir, you really need to put on sunscreen

And please don’t pass emotional burdens to little kids
If you want to lift the weight off your shoulders, then hit my gym


Poolcheck Verse 1
Hmm, you’re shallow, you treat this job like free time
You’re not fit for the deep end, you’re more fit to be deep fried

If you applied to be my assistant, I’d have you kicked out
Since you’re the only lifeguard who almost let a fish drown!

You insolent fool! 
You need to show some more respect to the municipal pool and her magnificent rules

You have no character, and based on the pH level I tasted
You’re throwing off the balance of this place ‘cause you’re so basic

In Gravity Falls, we face a lot of great threats
What with the Gobblewonker, zombies, talking nacho, and Jeff

And yet the pool’s the only one who left a scar on a man
So if you think my job’s a joke, then you can talk to the hand!


Larry Verse 2
Whoaaa, that’s gnarly! But I’m not dumb enough to lose a claw like that
And even if I somehow were, then I’d just grow it back

Ha! So clearly I have the best physical features
Your body’s living off bleach, my body’s lifting the bleachers

And my beach is always bustling with the best guests
They love me ‘cause I’m tough yet laid-back, like a bench press

You’re only getting bad press because of how you yell at folks and leave them scarred
The city pool is dying thanks to you, you need to see PR

And save your breath, man, your swimming skills are nada
In the water, you’d be one more filter-feeder at the bottom 

I’ve destroyed you like your skimmer, now I’m off to hit some waves
But I’m gonna have to wait for an hour, ‘cause I just ate


Poolcheck Verse 2
Enough! I’ll give you props for using SPF 100
You have the lifeguard look, but you really like to rub it in 

I think you use the white stuff for the wrong kind of exposure
And you like to flex your muscles ‘cause you’re nothing but a poser! 

You don’t care about the job, when you wanted a tan, you left your station
A lifeguard needs to be dedicated, not desiccated!

You puff yourself up as devoted,
But you should hang the whistle up, you don’t have the drive to be a blowfish

Larry the Lobster vs Mr. Poolcheck. PowerPoint Rap Battles

My Voice Lol
COMMENT A SONG U WANNA HEAR ME SING

Rick Astley-Never Gonna Give U Up-COVER

★🎃 Ҡ!Ҡ0🎃★[INACTIVE i need a long break :[

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