"I take a haaaalf a wunna these! A HAAAAAAAAAAAAALF A WUNNA THESE! And that's when I have extreme pain!"

Trash and Kurb

Fall in Love

Fall in Love | hip-hop

© Trash & Kurb 

Bright days are great for picnics, yard work, and being incinerated.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdrfWJir4pFLuAVHO7ha1Jg

Bright day

Bright Day | alt-rock

© 2022 Trash & Kurb 
Photo by Stevan Brantley

So... Back in the day, Kurbside used to carry around a handheld cassette recorder and have it randomly rolling when we'd be out on various adventures. This song is formed around a particular cassette excerpt from a night where we encountered and befriended an exceptionally drunk diner patron who initially thought us to be an easy mark.

Chili

Chili | hip-hop

Produced, written and recorded by Trash & Kurb. 

Our homage to Hirokazu Tanaka and one of the most influential and loved games of all time: METROID!

We love 8-bit and lo-fi stuff, so we hooked up an original Nintendo and sampled the original Metroid start screen music. It was always  one of the most ominous and epic sounding scores from back then. Also we felt that the sci-fi angle really fit with us well.

We added some bass-heavy drum elements, combined with commodore 64 sounds and scratching behind it, and the result was something both hilarious AND badass. The "blow him to pieces" scratch actually comes from the Star Wars record storybook "Droid World", which—in itself—is pretty rare and cool, so crate diggers take note.

Anyhow... We hope this both takes you back to a good, nostalgic  place, and gets your head nodding. 

Much love and respect to Hirokazu Tanaka. Thanks for the joy you brought by adding so much more than graphics alone ever could to a legendary gaming experience. We hope this is received in the manner in which it was intended. 

And as always... Wack MC's.... We'll blow you to pieces!

Blow Him to Pieces

Blow Him to Pieces (Metroid mix) | hip-hop

Some spaced-out hip-hop using samples from the 1969 moon landing as an allegory for the creative process... That's what hip-hop fans like, right?... Allegories?...

Man Must Explore | hip-hop

Dropping science on you tree stump MCs with this one. A chill, bassy, meandering journey through some wet boombap. The kind your mom used to get down to. Don't front. We'll clasp you toxic crabs with sterile forceps.

Produced by Kurbside.
Written by Trash & Kurb

verse 1: Kurbside
verse 2: T.R.Ash

Mercy as a Favor

Mercy as a Favor | hip-hop

© Trash & Kurb

I feel like a phantom—impossible to capture.
Is that good or bad?

Nothing like some alt-rock with a bass drop!
Kurbside: Drum and Bass
T.R.Ash: Guitar and Vocals

LYRICS: 

Feeling like a jarred amphibian,
Yearning for my caterpillar chrysalis,
Sunday-strolling through the fray,
Guillotine will have its way

I feel like a phantom,
Impossible to capture

Phantom phaser,
Phantom phaser

Desperately innovating,
Process, refine hurried pacing,
Watch them start to scramble,
Equilibrium dismantled

I feel like a phantom,
Impossible to capture

Phantom phaser,
Phantom phaser

Ohh...

No, you'll never catch me now,
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...

I feel like a phantom,
Impossible to capture

Phantom phaser,
Phantom phaser

Phantom Phaser

Phantom Phaser | alt-rock

A fun little dance number we call Shake the Ground. Get up and move. DO IT! It's likely that I can wing you with a beer bottle from on stage... depending on how many I've had... and then make a weepy video apology on insta after my hangover subsides. Anyhow... Yeah, so... this is us NOT being weirdos.

Shake the Ground

Shake The Ground | hip-hop

Is it hip-hop? Is it some kind of vibe song? IDK. We were feeling weird. Sooo..... Yes... Yes it is.

Mixed Drink

Mixed Drink | hip-hop/alternative

A song about trains! Wait... No... That's not right

Don't Come Back

Don't Come Back | hip-hop

Some boombap full of horror and sci-fi references

I'm the Silhouette

I'm The Silhouette | hip-hop

This place is a ghost town, IDK why I bother... Anyhow, here goes...

Ahem.... From high in the stratosphere in the Underwater Moonbase of the Apes comes original (and copyrighted, biters!) music by Trash & Kurb. A sonic junk drawer containing hip-hop, alt-rock, and instrumental compositions. Rummage around until you find the musical equivalent of a sticky butterscotch covered in lint. There it is. Triple word score, bro.

Your mom loves Trash & Kurb because they're the handsomest boys in school. Word. Conversely, the fleshly slap of their families' collective facepalm can be heard within a 2km radius, sending flocks of birds into startled flight. However, do whatever they say, buy whatever they sell in duplicate, and wish you were them. You can't be though. Mostly because cloning technology hasn't gotten past making melty-faced, psychotic knock-offs that resentfully maim their creators in rageful confusion. Also, because their money-hungry lawyers will send you a cease and desist order. 

Available for garage sales, ribbon-cuttings, and backyard gender reveals.

Trash & Kurb

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