What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor

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Lyrics:

I remember when it all went wrong
Guzzling eggnog all night long
We went outside
The snow was thick
Rolled our balls together made a snowman quick

Erecting a friend but there’s something left
Had to indulge in some carrot theft
To make him whole
We raided the salad bowl
To give him a classic nose

I slipped and fell when I put it on
Stuck the veg where it didn’t belong
I went for his face, but i hit below the waist
And now he’s got a root vegetable dong

He’s got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
And it gives you quite a shock (Oh, it’s unexpected)
When you see it in the flesh, so orange and so fresh
Looks like its just been pulled from the ground

He’s got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
It’s the biggest on the block (oh what a massive one)
The neighbours were upset, my dad saw it as a threat
it stood so mighty and so proud

Some kind of magic happened then (Uh Oh)
He came alive and he was real my friend 
An excited expression
twinkled in his eyes
We looked on in surprise as it started to rise

Scarf around his neck, his arms are made of bark
Get down on your knees he’ll help you see in the dark
He has a filthy addiction
Veg on veg friction
Behind the bushes down in the park

He’s got many dirty habits and it’s terrified of rabbits
He’ll make you moan he’s organically grown 

He’s got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a Cock)
You know it’s hard as rock (Oh what a crunchy cock)
He’s got coal on his head, No meat but one veg
He’s packing so much more than just snow (Ho ho ho!)

He’s got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
But his life’s against the clock (Oh such a crying shame)
‘Cause as the sun rose, they’d gritted the road
All was left was his bright amber chode

You’ll remember this December, when you dream of his member
Now all that’s left is his salty sludge
Next time it snows, you all will know
He’s coming on you from above
He’s just snowing you all of his love

He has a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
He’s a friend you just can’t knock (Oh we want him back!)
So when it gets chilly just whip out his willy
Scoop up snow and he’s ready to go

They all have carrots for a cock (Carrots for a cock)
A movement you can’t be stopped (It’s a revolution)
To make a new best friend, just follow this trend
Give him a vegetable bell end

CARROT FOR A COCK! YAY!


♪ Carrot For A Cock❅

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We are The Trashcan Bandits: a four piece eclectic band out of Fayetteville, ARkansas.We just put out a full length album called The Righteous and the Wicked. We like to call our music "Swampgrass", and we're writing to you today to see if you could give us a listen and maybe tell us what you think! A link to our Soundcloud is at the bottom of this page.
The Trashcan Bandits has notes of folk/rock/Irish/drinking/party/pirate music. Our instrumentation is as follows: Firstly, Dane our singer plays acoustic guitar with a thumb pick and is very enthusiastic about always exploring new modes and chords..jazzy! Also his voice doesn't fit his wiry frame: he likes to sing deeply with authority. Next to him in the treble instruments is Patti. She plays clarinet and mandolin, about 50/50. She has deep roots in folk and blues having grown up in Joplin, MO, the daughter of a blues/rock guitarist. Her passion for music can be felt in the way she improvises; she was made for the stage. Nicholas is our drummer. He has been in marching band all throughout high school and played mallet percussion in college. He has a nice mixture of bringing jazz drums, but also knows composition and what the music may call for. He also played the banjo on our album. Lastly, Ed plays the bass guitar, but began his musical journey with the trumpet from middle school to a college minor. Ed's approach to the bass is to bridge the gap between rhythm and countermelodies. Ed and Nick work to set the platform upon which Dane and Patti can improvise!

What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor

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