This is my first real rap song, and I am as close as ever to it not being a "WIP".
Lyrics: 
Procrastinate picking up cat shit
immediately writing a rap song
figuratively this is the first one
positively need another hit, shit

already gone wrong
trying to rhyme right
I got no swan song
or the urge to fight
the urge to listen to the verge
or the verve pipe, right

right, now sit tight 
think of some words to say
ok, honestly its hyperbole

beast howling uninspired diction is scary
i need the time to check the dictionary
or clarity of when the neck hairs raise
when I don say shit that I shouldn't sayz

yeah, like that, I shouldn't have said that
I wrote it down and I can take it back
Its like grilled chicken with a piece of fat
at second thought, it'll remain intact

That last verse wouldnt make much sense
too lazy to come up with new verses
when we lose the president we get mike pence
sets a precedent all residents receive two curses

curses, this is getting all jumbled up
getting stang in the brain by a bumblebutt
hallucinate 5 fake levels to quake
if you wanna come down, be ready to wait

if you wanna stay up be ready to take
double the dosage, lick the postage
enter inner chasms of information
leading to catacombs of cataclysms

would you kindly construct constructive criticism
not looking for someone to say "I out spit them"
Just mining my mind, seeing what happens
Couldn't be worse than this year's jock jams

on the search for the novel, not a best seller
dig under the gravel, find an old cellar
locate portraitures of an old reveler 
when i cut corners you can call me a beveler

when they cut corners you can bet on a red alert
better yet, better bet that this is gonna hurt
you more than it will hurt me
not what you want to hear
but the way its going to be
the way the world works when war is working
gotta build the castle for the asshole king

So, fuck those motherfucking mother fuckers its obnoxious
my gods are myself the ones i love and my conscience

I got two first names some find that amusing
they keep sayin thats insane but i know its a ruse thing
making small talk to prove they arent rudely 
trying to be the star of their own movie

thats not the way to be though
you can be the lead without ruining your ego
ergo, letgo my eggo
if you want some, enlighten me

you're on my team as long as youre not fighting thee
or fighting for the, 
rights of minorities, 
to be taken away by faux authorities

Trent Fred