rap by me and my friend josh. this isn't serious by any means, it's only to make people laugh and wonder wtf were they thinking while writing these lyrics. XD each song has a purpose and meaning. Corn warrior is about a native american chieftain who hates white people. lmao.  the beat is from loops from the looperman website. muthafuckin whale dick is the first rap i did where i rapped on a wikipedia article about whale penises. the beat is from thaloadupgang, my cousin trey's freind. roll up a gnome is about, wow you know when you are really out of it, my friends call that blowing a chromosome, and legends say smoking gnomes will replenish them lmao. the beat is from youtube, hindu rap beat. paul blart yart is about this language that me and my friends use where we put art on the end of everything and make up weird words. the beat is arabic oriental rap beat and is on youtube. enjoy XD 

Muthafuckin Whale Dick

This rap is about a pirate with a weird name. XD the beat is a free pirate trap beat from youtube. I'm getting better with editing. this is my best yet i think. More to come. eventually

Shmarmy Toad

This track is about a whale that plays jazz music on his tuba to quell the worlds suffering and turmoil. His only opposition? Ol Bluebeard the Tooth, a pirate that wants his hide. The beginning was whale sounds i found off youtube and the end was an excerpt from the original Moby Dick movie in the 50s i think, also from youtube. The beat was made from loops off looperman. I seem to be getting better at editing, which is good. hope you enjoy

Beluga The Tuba

made from loops on looperman.com. its about smoking and has retarded lyrics as usual. bloomer is blunt, steamer is cigarette, and wooper is a joint. for some reason my friends and I came up with those names. the arf sound effect in the beginning is from my cousin Trey Saliento. who is also on soundcloud and way better than me. lol
https://soundcloud.com/ticc-ripz-5th-page

Bloomers, Steamers, And Woopers

This is a bit of a more serious track. sort of. lol. it is dark like the grim reaper one i did awhile back. only this one is a bit more professional i think. The harf in the background is from my cousin Trey. check him out. he is way better than me. XD The beat is from loops i got off of looperman.com. as for the concept? hell if i know. i'm weird. the ending for some reason i added a person hitting a golfball through 3 windows. XD hope you enjoy.
https://soundcloud.com/treysaliento

Doug Devil Dog

This is the second gnome rap. The first one was pretty popular despite having no chorus and just all verses with change ups. This one is pretty good too. let me know what you think. The beat was made from loops from looperman.com. the end is just gnome noises i found on youtube

Gnomeosome

This track is about a deep southern man who has a problem with laundry detergent. XD he wants to quit. His companion, pete petely, is a jamaican cockroach that is helping clenly through his ordeal. XD I put together the beat from looperman.com

Clenly Clementine

This track is a free one from youtube. i also put gunshot noises as well as gorilla noises in the background to make it oddly atmospheric. the premise is from one of my previous tracks sheriff maize. Mimaw is a geriatric minotaur lady who is neutral in this weird as fuck universe. She is sherriff maize's wife. the editing is strong on this one. maybe more than others, and makes it sound like i'm an abomination. enjoy.

Mimaw's A'Comin

This song makes literally no sense. beat was made with loops from looperman.com and edited a bit. the noise in the second chorus is an alligator noise i got from youtube. enjoy

Alligatuh Boogie

So this is really random. i used an ocarina, bongos, and my cars screwed up air conditioner (because it sounded sort of like bass lmao) to make this literal abomination. XD enjoy.

Bigbo's Madness

So this track is about a overweight robot that owns a burger joint. He loves making people fat, because that makes him money. XD The beat was made from loops from looperman.com I have an actual rapper featured on this track. hahaha. Cody, The Prodigy is a friend of mine from high school. great dude, check out his stuff. i used 3 different robot voice filters over my parts.

Burger Bot Ft. Cody, The Prodigy

Goosey god is mallard mccoys brother. he is less attractive but still wants a mate. XD The file at the end of the song is from the courage the cowardly dog episode the gods must be goosey. XD Beat made from loops from looperman.com.

Goosey God

Katanga is the god of bowls. he is super evil. the beat is a Orochimaru's theme from naruto. XD i got it off youtube. I used 2 different demon voice filters over the adlibs and i even clanged some bowls together for added sound effects. this track has been in the works for awhile. my friend ryan is on it too doing adlibs. made that picture too with nintendo 3ds art. XD enjoy.

Katanga

intro track to RB3. i used a makeshift garden hose as a horn and bongos with echo on them.

Throw up the Horns

2nd account is sol_asunder my new stuff will be going up there

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