just one comment from nine years ago, yfm really is underground

Ha Ha Ha HA
It's been a while since you felt my felt,
But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt.
Always got me stressin'. 
Always keeping me guessin'.
I'm like a Snuffleeupagus a fuckin' manic depressive.
And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
Girl, I'm not you puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?
'Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo.
This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U.
This is exactly what I'd said I'd do.
My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude.
Why'd you leave me? Was it something i did?
I feel like Kermit the From, 'cause i was fuckin' a pig.
And I'm gonna take my monet spent, ever nickel.
So stick your hand down my pants and give Elmo a tickle.
'Cause I ain't putting up with you shit, man.
Fuck it! So get your hand out my ass, bitch, 'cause I ain't you puppet.
Refrain : 
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.

I'm sorry. I believe you mistook me
For a codependent cookie monster feeding you cookies.
I'm moving on. It ain't a question to me.
I'll fuck all the other muppers on sesame street.
I'll fuck that that redhead from Lamp Chop with the 'fro.
Upload the video, so you can watch and know
that you're not a unique snowflake.
You're just another chick,
And you ain't Jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick.

I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste
if you didn't ask your new boyfriend how my felt tastes.
Will I get over it? Probably, but
First, I think I'll fuck your fat friend jabba the slut.
And it's sad, 'cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last.
'Cause I'm like Oscar the grouche, and you're sorta white trash.
Now I on't give a fuck if you move to Nantucket,
But get you hand out my ass.
I ain't your puppet.
Refrain : 
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.

Break it down LambChop style.
This relationship needs to end.
Oh Yeah, you and I will never be friends.
one day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was,
And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.

This relationship needs to end.
Oh Yeah, you and I will never be friends.
one day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was,
And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.

Refrain : 
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet.
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet.
 One, Yes one, two time ain't bitch.
ah ah ah.

If there are faults, then put a command please.

Puppet break-up - YourFavoriteMartian ft. Sam Macaroni

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