Friday Night Funkin - VS Jebus Decide

Pablo Sound Effect

SNS_LEGACY_EDITION_OST_Happy_2K22_Version

Undefeatable - Sonic Frontiers [Spiderverse Remix]

Sheldon J. Plankton - Given Up (AI Cover)

Original video: https://youtu.be/-_9kv-71MwM?si=nHJzgxC-IJ735jpi

The Only Thing That's Undefeatable Is You - A Mashup Of Sonic Frontiers And Doom Eternal

ArcadeKitten battles are back on the menu (I say, as if the last one wasn't a week ago)

Snakebite126 as Bobble the Clown
M!CAH as Lambchop
Prod. by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixing by Spadical
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks: garbageGothic, Rosenthal, Quizzique, all the Maryheads

LYRICS:
Bobble the Clown:
Hey, kids! Welcome to my show! I… where are the tots at?
Oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
Right, now we’ve got that cleared up. As a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing,
But unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
But of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles. 
Tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
Then she says “I can fix him”, but even she can’t once I’ve gutted this Tumblr cutie.
How’s a killer supposed to be threatening with resurrection? ArcadeKitten might as well be a fucking PUSSY!
So when I’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and damned like all of the soldiers in camps
Makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular - he stole all the trends from Cult of the Lamb
Now kids, I may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
Prepare for another Kitchen Surprise, as I lead another lamb to the slaughter

Lambchop:
Welcome to my shop! I assure you, there’s many sweets to try
But maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) You know what? I’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
So I’m dragging you off like I’m Dr. [[REDACTED]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
It’ll soon be clear your doom is near - bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
You’ll be decapitated like Raj; how about I sell Bobble’s head as a souvenir?
Pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
Sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
Thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like Stella
Facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like Ruuuuby, I’m fed up
You’re the clown, and your whole damn site’s a circus, but not one I’d visit for fun
After I’ve left Bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged

Bobble the Clown:
Wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, I thought you could pack meat
Even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
In Stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of crap’s secret stash
All it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any Grade A amnesiac!
I don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your Potemkin village
Grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! Remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
Leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
Tell me, Lambchop: how does my average episode have a less fucked-up moral?

Lambchop
You’re getting under people’s skin, but I’m not talking that when I say you’re a boring twat
Where’s your entourage? Well, either way, when I break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
Biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
But Ronald McDonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
This is not the place for you, I could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
But you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “Safe”
Well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
SCP-993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery

Bobble the Clown (SCP Foundation) vs. Lambchop (Sweet No Death) - AK Rap Battles

garbageGothic as Ash
AlisterCadoVO as Rex
Written by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by Psytube, JK03 and E Man
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Additional instruments + Art by MegaPMB
Cover art by M!CAH

Ash (0:10):
I'm Ash from Pallet Town! In battles, man, I'm smacking down
opponents with my pals and now I’ll bring about a pounding when I'm rapping- Wow!
Your stories and designs look pretty complex
I mean, at their Core your female Blades are literally just objects! (Oh!)
I've traveled regions, beaten evil teams, defeated legends 
You can't even lead a team of dweebs without your feeble weapon 
Devs took after your profession and salvaged your wreck of a game
So they could make a better product, leaving dents in your fame!
Go ask Skyla, there's no other trainer fly as me
I've climbed up Leagues and scored a win, you could only climb a tree!
You stumbled into Pyra’s spot just for you to get stabbed? Man, 
You took Jin’s Blade to the heart even worse than Vandham’s!
You've got an Anchor on your arm, how did you miss your Shot in Smash?
Demoted to a costume while she went and took your spot in that
Left orphaned as a kid, man your life is full of tragedy
The World Tree that you reached fell apart just like your family’s! (Ay!)

Rex (0:54):
My life was taken by Jin, that much is right, kid
But I didn't waste it blindly trying to fight a psychic!
I stand beside the child of god, you better bring your legends out
You've got so many movies but there's only one they care about! (Ohhh!)
You wouldn’t know what it feels like to have close ties
Your friendship with Serena shows you’re used to being a Ghost-type! (Uh)
Every new region, your previous squad’s abandoned
At least it makes sense when I switch out my companions!
You want to pocket 'mons, blasting Team Rocket off
But you're as soft as Brock each time he talks to thots
You've got a lot of conviction in your rat ‘mon, true
Did he make your shockingly formulaic plots too?
Your company’s so greedy, it surpasses Bana’s appetite
I pick up scraps that have more use than you in Black and White!
I'm loyal to the Aegis, you seek creatures, catch ‘em and oh, they're gone
Ditching members of your team like “Lose that Pokémon!”

Ash (1:37):
You're one to talk about a formula being used since
Your gameplay’s so autonomous, call it Mecha Evolution!

Rex (1:43):
No wonder your show's littered with Dittos, because you'd copy too 
Dancing in unison, fusing your wishes? That's a Dragon Ball Z-Move/ballsy move!

Ash (1:48):
Me and Pikachu, we'll work as one to parry you! 
Give your Gramps a break with how hard he’s gotta carry you! 
Your partner held a death wish from her scars, she had no choice
Man, I'd wish to die too if I had to keep hearing your voice! (Uh)
Those verses reeked of filth like you had Mythra cook it up
Your burden’s making you break down in tears, yet you still took it up!
You soon got overshadowed by your predecessor’s port
And it left a Leftherian more washed up than his mom’s corpse!

Rex (2:10):
Stop the cap, Ash, and just stick to flipping yours like a dimwit
Such a cash grab, you'd even sell out singing songs for Christmas 
You pursue to show up every trainer that you know
But you refuse to grow up, though? Damn, you really are just Thunder Stoned!
Dropped on my console, gained acclaim, I'm making Switch dubs
You only gained a team of blander writers when you switched dubs!
And if we're talking ‘bout parents, looks like you've got it harder
You're the very best like no one ever was at losing fathers!

Ash Ketchum vs Rex (Xenoblade). SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. garbageGothic & AlisterCadoVO)

THIS IS AN UNNOFICAL UPLOAD, IF THE CREATORS WANT ME TO TAKE THIS DOWN, I WILL.
Credits to MAJAVI and Barrier for making such a banger.
WE'RE FEELING IT WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥

Sheldon J. Plankton - Given Up (AI Cover)

Cock (Jarhead 🫙)

Recent comments

Artistic Pupp

Jarhead

Related tracks